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NeonOctopus
05/21/22 8:15:42 PM
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You can't deny it.

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Cheater87
05/21/22 8:17:24 PM
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Ummm yeah, we know that, and so did Donald.

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AlCalavicci
05/21/22 8:18:16 PM
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Goofy as he was conceiving Max with his wife:

AHHHHH-HYUCK!

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Ivynn
05/21/22 8:18:55 PM
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Goofy fyucks

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Strider102
05/21/22 8:19:40 PM
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How about Mickey?

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Turbam
05/21/22 8:22:26 PM
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Pete too

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spikethedevil
05/21/22 8:24:00 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
Ummm yeah, we know that, and so did Donald.

Donald doesnt have any kids @Cheater87 but id be shocked if him and Daisy dont fuck.

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cjsdowg
05/21/22 8:27:28 PM
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So did elastigirl and mr incredible they quote "got busy".
Simba most likely did someone related to him.


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spikethedevil
05/21/22 8:27:53 PM
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Strider102 posted...
How about Mickey?

Hes not single.

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Deutschenlied
05/21/22 8:29:20 PM
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Can't believe Disney is forcing such a hypersexual agenda into something for easily impressionable children.
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A_Good_Boy
05/21/22 8:29:49 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
So did elastigirl and mr incredible they quote "got busy".
Simba most likely did someone related to him.
With how lions work Simba must have killed every infant upon reclaiming Pride Rock and fucked every single female.

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Cheater87
05/21/22 8:30:53 PM
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spikethedevil posted...


Donald doesnt have any kids @Cheater87 but id be shocked if him and Daisy dont fuck.

Oh, I thought Huey, Dewey, and Louie were his kids all this time, learned something new.

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AltyMcAltface
05/21/22 8:31:30 PM
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reminder that both Goofy and Pluto are dogs

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cjsdowg
05/21/22 8:34:02 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
With how lions work Simba must have killed every infant upon reclaiming Pride Rock and fucked every single female.

Sarebi (his mom) is like don't kill your half brother you would be just like scar. Simba pushes her aside and says.. " No unlike scar, I do it myself and the job done". Then bits the cub neck.
Nala is sicken but for some reason that makes him even more attractive to her.

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Verdekal
05/21/22 8:56:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz04mwXeBGQ

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DespondentDeity
05/21/22 8:57:25 PM
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Pete smashed that one fine chick twice

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cjsdowg
05/21/22 9:01:41 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Pete smashed that one fine chick twice

Man I think this place as it bad for Peg.

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rexcrk
05/21/22 9:12:35 PM
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Always amuses me how topics come in waves.

Someone made a topic about A Goofy Movie I b-better make one t-too!


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cjsdowg
05/21/22 9:30:32 PM
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I might have started, I made a post wondering if Max mom was that cow that Goofy use to date.

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Lokison
05/21/22 9:32:46 PM
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Nah, he donated his doggy sperm.

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spikethedevil
05/21/22 9:59:26 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I might have started, I made a post wondering if Max mom was that cow that Goofy use to date.

I thought Maxs mum was dead? A google search seems to suggest shes purposefully ambiguous.

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Heartomaton
05/21/22 10:03:01 PM
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https://youtu.be/n7X3Q-mTluM

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NeonOctopus
05/21/22 10:17:12 PM
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I always thought Goofy was divorced lol

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Flockaveli
05/21/22 10:18:24 PM
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Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to

AlCalavicci posted...
AHHHHH-HYUCK!


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NoxObscuras
05/21/22 10:28:27 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
Oh, I thought Huey, Dewey, and Louie were his kids all this time, learned something new.
That's understandable though, as before the 2017 reboot of Ducktales, Donald's sister Della was never actually shown. And the dad was only mentioned briefly back when Huey Dewey and Louie were first introduced in 1937, but has never been animated. So if you miss the moments where they call him "uncle" you could easily mistake them for his kids, since he's their primary caretaker.

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cjsdowg
05/21/22 10:30:41 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
So if you miss the moments where they call him "uncle" you could easily mistake them for his kids, since he's their primary caretaker.

You seem to know about this stuff. So in ducktail when they are with that rich guy. Is Donald called to active duty ?

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NoxObscuras
05/21/22 10:39:39 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
You seem to know about this stuff. So in ducktail when they are with that rich guy. Is Donald called to active duty ?
In the 1987 original (the one I grew up on) yes, Donald left because he was enlisting in the Navy. In the 2017 reboot though, Donald is still around. It starts with Donald just asking Uncle Scrooge to babysit while he looks for a job. I like it that way. Gives Donald more involvement in the series.

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cjsdowg
05/21/22 10:46:49 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
n the 1987 original (the one I grew up on) yes, Donald left because he was enlisting in the Navy. In the 2017 reboot though, Donald is still around. It starts with Donald just asking Uncle Scrooge to babysit while he looks for a job. I like it that way. Gives Donald more involvement in the series.

Thanks


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EmbraceOfDeath
05/21/22 11:01:39 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I thought Maxs mum was dead? A google search seems to suggest shes purposefully ambiguous.
Max's mom is Minnie. Think about it: Minnie = Mini. Mini -> Max.

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spikethedevil
05/22/22 5:53:10 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Max's mom is Minnie. Think about it: Minnie = Mini. Mini -> Max.

Dun Dun Dun!!

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DD Divine
05/22/22 6:08:43 AM
#31:


Oh Donald FUCKSSSSSS

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Ricemills
05/22/22 6:14:03 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
Ummm yeah, we know that, and so did Donald.

that's a very angry sex he's having.
NoxObscuras posted...
That's understandable though, as before the 2017 reboot of Ducktales, Donald's sister Della was never actually shown. And the dad was only mentioned briefly back when Huey Dewey and Louie were first introduced in 1937, but has never been animated. So if you miss the moments where they call him "uncle" you could easily mistake them for his kids, since he's their primary caretaker.

if you follow the Don Rosa comics, it has the McDuck family tree.

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spikethedevil
05/22/22 6:15:15 AM
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Ricemills posted...
that's a very angry sex he's having.

if you follow the Don Rosa comics, it has the McDuck family tree.


Not everyone is going to follow the comics.


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Ricemills
05/22/22 6:16:37 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Not everyone is going to follow the comics.

and they should

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spikethedevil
05/22/22 6:17:24 AM
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Ricemills posted...
and they should

Cant disagree.

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GibraItar
05/22/22 6:23:45 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Sarebi (his mom) is like don't kill your half brother you would be just like scar. Simba pushes her aside and says.. " No unlike scar, I do it myself and the job done". Then bits the cub neck.
Nala is sicken but for some reason that makes him even more attractive to her.


You edited this post and it's still like a 12 year old fanfic

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cjsdowg
05/22/22 9:41:47 AM
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GibraItar posted...


You edited this post and it's still like a 12 year old fanfic

That was joke on a message board not my magnum opus, on Lion Mating stores.

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Slayer_22
05/23/22 9:24:06 AM
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https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Mrs._Goof


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IShall_Run_Amok
05/23/22 9:27:41 AM
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But did Pete watch?

https://greatview.video/videos/watch/7012e7d0-259d-4a4b-bc54-a269f7bec875

(Disney took the original down from YouTube, so the maker had to upload it elsewhere)

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Slayer_22
05/23/22 9:34:52 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
But did Pete watch?

https://greatview.video/videos/watch/7012e7d0-259d-4a4b-bc54-a269f7bec875

(Disney took the original down from YouTube, so the maker had to upload it elsewhere)
Something about the animation is extremely unsettling.

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/23/22 9:40:21 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Something about the animation is extremely unsettling.
Dude's one of the old school masters of shitpost animations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ46gaXzgPs


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Slayer_22
05/23/22 9:42:00 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Dude's one of the old school masters of shitpost animations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ46gaXzgPs
JOE? OH MY GOD.

How did I miss that masterpiece, then?

Dog of Wisdom is something I quote all the time.

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masterpug53
05/23/22 10:40:30 AM
#43:


AlCalavicci posted...
Goofy as he was conceiving Max with his wife:

AHHHHH-HYUCK!

As was made clear in A Goofy Movie, plenty of young women are into that.

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Bishop_Hastur
05/23/22 11:30:23 AM
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Ricemills posted...
if you follow the Don Rosa comics, it has the McDuck family tree.
Here ya go:
https://i.imgur.com/9aICgXQ.png

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spikethedevil
05/23/22 12:00:26 PM
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I need to find that in readable quality lol.

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masterpug53
05/23/22 12:04:17 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I need to find that in readable quality lol.

The only name that matters is 'Dirty' Dingus McDuck.

Still can't believe the Disney Channel let that slide in the Ducktales reboot, especially with the triplets snickering at it.

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spikethedevil
05/23/22 2:28:51 PM
#47:


masterpug53 posted...
The only name that matters is 'Dirty' Dingus McDuck.

Still can't believe the Disney Channel let that slide in the Ducktales reboot, especially with the triplets snickering at it.


Lol wow.

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Prestoff
05/23/22 3:04:12 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
But did Pete watch?

https://greatview.video/videos/watch/7012e7d0-259d-4a4b-bc54-a269f7bec875

(Disney took the original down from YouTube, so the maker had to upload it elsewhere)

First thing that came to my mind lol

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/23/22 3:05:17 PM
#49:


dude may be a goof in the streets but he's an animal in the sheets, believe dat!
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AwesomeFawful
05/23/22 3:13:36 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Goofy fyucks
How is this post being ignored

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