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NeonOctopus 05/19/22 5:48:46 PM #1: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk3aKvJz2ts (play this in background as you read >_>) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAUsi-AADP7U.jpg Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I guess you've come to my humble abode to seek knowledge about the history of Samus's boobs throughout the years. Fear not, for your resident Titty Meister will impart his knowledge onto you. I'll take an objective look at Samus's ever changing boobs throughout her career in Nintendo both in Metroid and Smash Bros Let's begin >_> Metroid 1: https://imgur.com/9mNGVXh As we can see here, Samus is sporting both a leotard and a 2-piece bikini, depending on how fast you've completed Metroid 1. It is pretty difficult to judge the size of her breasts given the limitations of the NES but I believe they are large due to the fact that their width goes all way to part of her arms in that pose Metroid 2: https://imgur.com/XndS4fA https://imgur.com/B7LE8Zv Well the Gameboy certainly added more detail to Samus's sprite since they opted to use a larger sprite for the ending. But as you can clearly see, her breasts are pretty ample in this iteration >_> Fun fact: it's speculated that this attire is a reference to that famous shot of Ripley in her underwear in the Alien franchise https://imgur.com/qRVbn7e Super Metroid: https://imgur.com/twxNmG6 https://imgur.com/pf4rOv1 It's hard to see the dimensions in game because the death screen is so fast and the frontward facing Samus in the ending is just a mess of dark pixels on her torso. But if we remove the white-out effect like I did in the gif above, you can see that Samus does indeed have some ample tittage and even some jiggle physics! Super Metroid truly was a pioneer of its time, in more ways than one >_> Fun fact: This design of Samus was apparently based on actress Kim Basinger https://imgur.com/lRvzT0v Super Smash Bros.: https://imgur.com/xRASviu https://imgur.com/VKKj5qy Now I know what you're thinking: "Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, Samus never exposed her body in Smash 64! What are you talking about!?" Yes, that is technically correct. However you still get to see what the contours of her body look like >_> Whenever Pikachu shocks another player, they load in a 'skeleton' model for a few frames. Well Samus's is just a silhouette of her body. But you can clearly see in the pics that her boobs are pretty decent. At least a medium size, maybe more. Metroid Fusion: https://imgur.com/PrVJk0u Samus's boobs are definitely not as big as the first 2 games but they still have a presence. I'm glad being fused with your power suit didn't hamper them >_> Metroid Prime: https://imgur.com/QKOvNSA I just wanted to include this as a formality. Unfortunately, there is zero Samus boobage in this game, as the only part of Samus that ever gets exposed is her head. Thankfully future Retro Studios games will enlighten us on their vision of her chesticles. But fans at the time had to wait 2 more years until Prime 2 before they saw Samus's tits in glorious 3D for the first time The pic is from some Japanese magazine I think lol Metroid Zero Mission: https://imgur.com/CoSyPHl https://imgur.com/H1udMxB Now this is the look most people are familar with when they think of Samus without her Varia Suit. In this first appearance of "Zero Suit Samus" you can tell they held nothing back for her boobs and ass >_> They definitely wanted to portray Samus as a woman with a very attractive body Metroid Prime 2: https://imgur.com/2VMvGHg This is Samus's first appearance in the "Zero Suit" as a 3D model. As you can see, they aren't that big in this version. Despite the stories of Retro Studies being hardcore partiers and drinkers, they were surprisingly conservative when it came to modeling Samus's boobs. Metroid Prime Hunters: https://imgur.com/EoE7yuc Honestly, it was really hard to find a decent pic of Samus's boobs in this game >_> This is the best I could do. But as you can see, they're pretty small. Maybe even the smallest iteration of her boobs in the whole series Metroid Prime 3: https://imgur.com/GIt18Pm Samus once again shows her body-conforming suit for getting a high percentage of items found. Just like with Prime 2 and Hunters, Samus's boobs are on the smaller side here. Super Smash Bros. Brawl: https://imgur.com/piQq6Zl https://imgur.com/acNlzIv As you can see, her Brawl appearance is based on her Prime 3 design, but boy oh boy did they take some "liberties" with her tits >_> They're way bigger and more pronounced than in Prime 3 lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/19/22 5:49:01 PM #2: |
Metroid Other M: https://imgur.com/yvTWPHN A game I personally never played (and never WANT to play >__>) but I've seen enough memeage to get the gist of it. I like this design besides the stupid mole on her chin (but I digress, this topic isn't about that, it's about boobs). It's very obvious they put all their chips into her boobs (and ass) in this design as they're one of the largest renditions of her breasts in the series Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS: https://imgur.com/QeiFZuy https://imgur.com/VE60Tg0 Samus's next appearance is in Smash Bros Wii U/3DS. It's obviously based on the Other M design and they pulled no stops in her breasts in this version either >_> Cuz holy moly, they are there lol. This might even be larger than the Other M version! Metroid 2: Samus Returns: https://imgur.com/FPMzBAm Even though it's a remake of Metroid 2, they opted to ditched the Ripley reference and place her in her usual Zero Suit. As you can see in this rendition of her, her breasts (and ass) are definitely large and defined. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: https://imgur.com/xVYDVF8 https://imgur.com/0N1z800 Probably one of the most controversal portrayals of Samus. She got one of the biggest downsizes to her breasts after Super Smash Bros Wii U. While not that small, they're definitely more in line with the Prime 2/3 versions than the Other M version. All the hoopla just shows that people are really passionate about boobs >_> Metroid Dread: https://imgur.com/uwC3qem And here we are to present day! As you can see in the latest version of Samus, her boobs are pretty large, just like in Mercury Steam's previous Metroid game. What size will Samus's boobs be in Metroid Prime 4 and other future games? Only time will tell! And that's it! Thank you for joining me on this journey through the history of Samus's boobs. As you can see, Samus's boobs have taken a variety of shapes throughout the ages, though most iterations of her tits are definitely on the larger side more often than the smaller side. I believe they are a metaphor to the every changing tide of politics throughout society with the way they ebb and flow. I hope you have a pleasant evening and take care. Credit to this page for helping me out with a lot of the Metroid factoids: https://s3k94.deviantart.com/art/Samus-Aran-Through-The-Years-1986-2017-670144322 --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 05/19/22 5:50:51 PM #3: |
samus got a reduction --- The leeches get closer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 05/19/22 5:52:50 PM #4: |
Wow that is dedication. My hat goes off to you, you know what you liked and you put work into. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 05/19/22 5:53:27 PM #5: |
NeonOctopus posted... All the hoopla just shows that people are really passionate about boobs >_>it shows that people are insane idiots with bad taste --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shishiwakamaru 05/19/22 5:55:40 PM #6: |
fascinating read --- You've got to tell me. Why don't you just tell me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/19/22 5:56:37 PM #7: |
imo, Dread Samus looks the best. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/19/22 5:56:37 PM #8: |
A very well done presentation, and the music to accompany it was a nice touch. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBOSS 05/19/22 5:58:17 PM #9: |
Nice presentation! Would read through again --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TigerTarTheo 05/19/22 5:59:02 PM #10: |
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NeonOctopus 05/19/22 6:00:33 PM #11: |
cjsdowg posted... Wow that is dedication. My hat goes off to you, you know what you liked and you put work into.Appreciate it, fellow gentleman! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelsNAirwav3s 05/19/22 6:11:52 PM #12: |
Sticky request --- Hello world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Calwings 05/19/22 6:24:58 PM #13: |
Excellent topic. --- https://i.imgur.com/Xyw75SQ.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightMarishPie 05/19/22 7:09:51 PM #14: |
TigerTarTheo posted... @NightMarishPielmao very informative topic thank you --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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doomcrusader 05/19/22 7:14:06 PM #15: |
A true gentlemen and a scholar. --- http://i.imgur.com/tqMGw.png http://i.imgur.com/IHbuM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheMikh 05/19/22 7:17:43 PM #16: |
this topic is a modern CE classic lmao, great work AngelsNAirwav3s posted... Sticky request --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 05/19/22 7:19:16 PM #17: |
Where the copy and pasta? --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 05/19/22 7:21:21 PM #18: |
Holy shit.... lol. --- I'm surrounded ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop9800 05/19/22 7:30:36 PM #19: |
I had my pinky finger up while I was reading this and listening to the music. ....thanks TC --- There's enough attention whores on CE already ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 05/19/22 7:32:50 PM #20: |
cjsdowg posted... Wow that is dedication. My hat goes off to you, you know what you liked and you put work into.That effort is how you know they're not just another alt of that one Horengun/GF something user. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kyujo 05/19/22 7:45:12 PM #21: |
doomcrusader posted... A true gentlemen and a scholar. --- Now Playing: BotW, Pokemon Legends, Disgaea 6 Last Watched: Invincible, Peacemaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 05/19/22 8:05:07 PM #22: |
This needs to be preserved --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/19/22 9:33:58 PM #23: |
Prestoff posted... Where the copy and pasta?This is all Neon, baby! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IllegalAlien 05/19/22 9:37:58 PM #24: |
this is the OC that CE needs, good job --- "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 05/19/22 9:42:00 PM #25: |
Did you do a version of this on imgur? You should, it'll be preserved for all time. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/19/22 9:46:15 PM #26: |
Bishop9800 posted... I had my pinky finger up while I was reading this and listening to the music. https://imgur.com/qeN4RAG --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 05/19/22 9:49:49 PM #27: |
I'm genuinely impressed by how much time and effort you put into this. --- ChrisTaka's not-alt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faizan_faizan 05/19/22 9:51:34 PM #28: |
10/10 worth the read --- Allergic to bull****. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/19/22 9:58:37 PM #29: |
NeonOctopus posted... https://imgur.com/VKKj5qy...there's a "skeleton hack" for Smash? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowSUV 05/19/22 10:39:04 PM #31: |
This is why CE is great. Topics like this stay up and aren't taken down for "shitposting" or "being sexist". --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 05/19/22 10:44:51 PM #32: |
I love small boobs. ^_^ So no complaints from me when a character gets a reduction. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zelda_Aran 05/19/22 10:59:59 PM #34: |
Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, and Zero Mission are my favorites! The Retro Studios games leave something to be desired... I like Zero Suit Samus in all the smash games, she's a bit different in each one, but Samus is a character that looks excellent with both larger breasts and the more "fit" breasts seen in Ultimate. --- "It's time for Risky's Revenge, so let's attack aggressively!"-Risky Boots "Two men enter, one man leaves"-Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome ... Copied to Clipboard!
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J03can 05/20/22 12:12:56 AM #36: |
Great topic --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/20/22 7:58:55 AM #38: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Glad to hear it lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spanky1 05/20/22 8:17:22 AM #39: |
Fascinating. You truly are a gentleman and a scholar. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuneMan 05/20/22 8:31:53 AM #40: |
There seems to be a lot of culture to this topic... --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/20/22 10:55:39 AM #41: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] All part of my pilgrimage to be an enlightened Titty Meister --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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doomcrusader 05/20/22 10:58:08 AM #42: |
NeonOctopus posted... All part of my pilgrimage to be an enlightened Titty Meister Any future boob comprehensive histories in the works? --- http://i.imgur.com/tqMGw.png http://i.imgur.com/IHbuM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/20/22 11:07:22 AM #44: |
doomcrusader posted... Any future boob comprehensive histories in the works?Probably not >_> Most characters are either their boobs simply got bigger (Ivy Valentine) or their boobs simply got smaller (Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft). I can't think of anyone else had an interesting and wildly fluctuating boob journey on the same level as Samus --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta_MAX 05/20/22 11:07:41 AM #45: |
Gonna copy and paste this on another forum if you don't mind TC --- I'm Veggeta X's alt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/20/22 11:09:44 AM #46: |
NeonOctopus posted... I can't think of anyone else had an interesting and wildly fluctuating boob journey on the same level as SamusWario, maybe? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/20/22 11:12:50 AM #47: |
Veggeta_MAX posted... Gonna copy and paste this on another forum if you don't mind TCIt's fine. If it's on gamefaqs, just give a link here or something. If it's in some other website, then whatever lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 05/20/22 11:29:43 AM #48: |
Veggeta_MAX posted... Gonna copy and paste this on another forum if you don't mind TCPost it on Resetera and speedrun yourself a ban ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spanky1 05/20/22 11:29:56 AM #49: |
Do Ivy Valentine, please. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/20/22 11:32:34 AM #50: |
Bob, from Tekken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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