Poll of the Day > I think my new coworker is into me

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You should see if she wants to do something goofy like mini-golf

bitches love mini-golf

Muscles posted...

I know that all too well, I either go too fast and freak them out or go too slow and get friendzoned (nothing wrong with that, I have some great friends that I made that way)

You'll be the tortoise.

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Honestly, I would be afraid I would break her in 2, she's not a curvy girl, but I guess I would if she really wanted it

VampireCoyote posted...

You should see if she wants to do something goofy like mini-golf

bitches love mini-golf

I legit thought about this, or go Karting or something along those lines, thought it might be too date-y though

Revelation34 posted...

You'll be the tortoise.

I feel like this is a reference I don't get

Muscles posted...

Honestly, I would be afraid I would break her in 2, she's not a curvy girl, but I guess I would if she really wanted it

I legit thought about this, or go Karting or something along those lines, thought it might be too date-y though

I feel like this is a reference I don't get

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare

People keep asking me about her since the 1st day we worked together. I assumed they just saw us always together and started to assume but then I asked a coworker today why she asked and she said people were talking about us, so that seems weird to me.

Clearly the right move is to do nothing

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I'm more willing to do that tbh but it's still not something I would ask to do

Muscles posted...

Honestly, I would be afraid I would break her in 2,

Lmfao. Because you tripped and fell on her maybe

Muscles posted...

I'm more willing to do that tbh but it's still not something I would ask to do

sometimes if youre next door anyways you just go for it

might work out, might not. Youll know. When the time is right. . .youll know.

Waaaaaaay back in the day I hooked up with a subcontracted employee that turned out to be..,

Firewood18 posted...

Waaaaaaay back in the day I hooked up with a subcontracted employee that turned out to be..,

Your sister?

So I guess she was asking other coworkers about me, my buddy told me about it after. According to him she said something like "muscles asked me to get lunch, you know better than I do, what do you think good intentions are" and he said he told her I'm a good dude and she should go get lunch with me. And a bit later after that he said she was down for a date. It's weird having people try to push you together with someone.

Sounds like things are going to go well, though

You done goof'd

Print out a questionnaire for her to fill out while you wait for food

that way she wont become bored

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VampireCoyote posted...

Print out a questionnaire for her to fill out while you wait for food

that way she wont become bored

you got to give them a scantron to bubble in their answers to make it look more official

Muscles posted...

So I guess she was asking other coworkers about me, my buddy told me about it after. According to him she said something like "muscles asked me to get lunch, you know better than I do, what do you think good intentions are" and he said he told her I'm a good dude and she should go get lunch with me. And a bit later after that he said she was down for a date. It's weird having people try to push you together with someone.

Take her to McDonald's.

Revelation34 posted...

Take her to McDonald's.

I'll take her somewhere nice than McDonald's, maybe Wendy's

Glad to hear its going well for you. Any other updates?

DeSantis2024 posted...

Glad to hear its going well for you. Any other updates?

My buddy who works with us is having a bonfire and told me to invite her or he would, so I invited her to that. She said she might be down and asked where it is so fingers crossed.

She ended up not going to the bonfire but we smoked again last night after work so I think things are going good

what are you gonna do if she starts talking about jesus

Having been raised Lutheran and being a Christian until like 19, I would be fine with it. I'm not one of those people that hates Christianity just because I don't believe it anymore. I think it's mostly false and has done bad but there are a fair bit of good stuff in there too among the garbage.

I don't think she would though, doesn't seem like she would be raised that way based on what she's told me.

well in my experience very religious girls/boys are coocoo bonkers, to put it delicately

and that applies to all the religions. Maybe not Taoism

Ohh I thought you meant normal religious people, not over zealous crazies

Anyways found out today that vegetarianism is very important to her and wouldn't get in a serious relationship with someone that wasn't, so that makes things complicated

I see what you mean. I'm all for what peoples diet restrictions are but they should respect I have none. I guess you both can be friends though.

wwinterj25 posted...

I see what you mean. I'm all for what peoples diet restrictions are but they should respect I have none. I guess you both can be friends though.

I agree with this

Muscles posted...

Anyways found out today that vegetarianism is very important to her and wouldn't get in a serious relationship with someone that wasn't, so that makes things complicated

Better luck next time, I guess

Well, that settles it then. You'll have to become vegetarian to get laid

wwinterj25 posted...

I see what you mean. I'm all for what peoples diet restrictions are but they should respect I have none. I guess you both can be friends though.

She has been respectful, I was asking her about it, she wasn't preaching about it

Greenfox111 posted...

Well, that settles it then. You'll have to become vegetarian to get laid

Not necessarily, she said she could have something casual with a meat eater just not something serious

Muscles posted...

Not necessarily, she said she could have something casual with a meat eater just not something serious

Would you be happy with that though? I personally wouldn't.

Muscles posted...

a meat eater

Omnivore would probably be a better term

wwinterj25 posted...

Would you be happy with that though? I personally wouldn't.

I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it but so far I have enjoyed just chilling with her after work, so while it would suck if nothing comes from this but friendship, I would still be cool with that.

Anyways we were smoking last night and one of her favorite songs was in my search history so that's cool, we like some of the same music. She also just seemed relaxed for the 1st time, usually she's on edge at work and when we smoke after.

You could take a break from meat, boink her up real good for a while, then say peace out and go back to eating burgers like a champ

VampireCoyote posted...

You could take a break from meat, boink her up real good for a while, then say peace out and go back to eating burgers like a champ

That seems Kind of wrong

LinkPizza posted...

That seems Kind of wrong

such is life

girl needs a beef injection

VampireCoyote posted...

You could take a break from meat, boink her up real good for a while, then say peace out and go back to eating burgers like a champ

So you're saying treat a vegetarian like a piece of meat? I assume Muscles wants more than that.

wwinterj25 posted...

So you're saying treat a vegetarian like a piece of meat? I assume Muscles wants more than that.

I think anyone can be treated like a slab of meat. They need only believe in their heart that it is their kink.

wwinterj25 posted...

So you're saying treat a vegetarian like a piece of meat? I assume Muscles wants more than that.

Yes.

It's cool watching someone open up and warm up to you, we've hung out after work like 3 days in a row now and every time she looks more relaxed and is definitely more talkative, she wouldn't shut up last night.

Also found out we are both firmly against having kids.

Muscles posted...

She was making a lot of eye contact and standing super close, like in my personal bubble close, and at the end of the shift she gave me her number and texted me when she got home with a smiley face.

Muscles posted...

I think my new coworker is into me

Gee, ya think?? How more obvious can you get?

Black_Crusher posted...

Gee, ya think?? How more obvious can you get?

I'd be completely oblivious.

So we have been having a great time hanging out, she even gave me a ride home yesterday and we were joking and laughing the whole time, but it's just frustrating not knowing when or how to escalate things.

I'm happy with where we are for now but it feels like things aren't progressing and I really don't want to get friendzoned again.