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Wetterdew
05/07/22 12:18:18 AM
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except for one small-budget one i saw, they're all the same

'oh no the dimensions are coming unstable'
'we have to stabilize the dimensions or reality itself will be torn apart'

which is just an excuse to shove random content in that viewers will love seeing (even if only superficially), which would otherwise be impossible to ham-fist into the movie if it were written any other way.

for comic book movies it means you can mash old iterations of the franchise into the new iteration, drowning yourself in meta content (which fans love but it gets old fast)

and because it's a 'mysterious multiverse' that's code for 'we can write what we want and it don't have to make sense or follow much logic'

like if you ever have to ask why something is happening -- the answer is just "stop trying to understand why this is happening --- magic multiverse, dimensions collapsing, weird stuff can happen now" which is so unsatisfying.
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Gobstoppers12
05/07/22 12:18:37 AM
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okay

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Doom_Art
05/07/22 12:18:57 AM
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thanks we were curious

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Kim_Seong-a
05/07/22 12:34:02 AM
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Spider-Verse was great. The dimension stuff was mostly just a vehicle for the character arcs of Miles and Peter.

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Wetterdew
05/07/22 9:10:09 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Spider-Verse was great. The dimension stuff was mostly just a vehicle for the character arcs of Miles and Peter.
I like spider verse by virtue of its style and for that reason alone I would enjoy watching its sequel (or any other movie they animate similarly) but its story mostly just feels like more generic "dimensional rift" schlock to me (which is fine but forgettable)
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Flockaveli
05/07/22 9:11:48 AM
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Superhero movies are boring.

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CyricZ
05/07/22 9:12:50 AM
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Watch Everything Everywhere. It's not that.

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YookaLaylee
05/07/22 9:13:37 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Watch Everything Everywhere. It's not that.

This

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MegaManXYZ123
05/07/22 9:14:32 AM
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True

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B18Champ
05/07/22 9:23:13 AM
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Everything Everywhere was one of the best multiverse movies.

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bsp77
05/07/22 9:24:40 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Watch Everything Everywhere. It's not that.

B18Champ posted...
Everything Everywhere was one of the best multiverse movies.


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Wetterdew
05/08/22 12:32:25 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Watch Everything Everywhere. It's not that.
??
yes it is.
it is exactly what i described:

'oh no the dimensions are coming unstable'
'we have to stabilize the dimensions or reality itself will be torn apart'
which is just an excuse to shove random content in that viewers will love seeing (even if only superficially)
and because it's a 'mysterious multiverse' that's code for 'we can write what we want and it don't have to make sense or follow much logic'
like if you ever have to ask why something is happening -- the answer is just "stop trying to understand why this is happening --- magic multiverse, dimensions collapsing, weird stuff can happen now" which is so unsatisfying.
it peppers this with a message about absurdism and empathy which i would have enjoyed a lot more if the bulk of the movie weren't more of this multiverse schlock. the movie is about 25 minutes longer than i think it should have been and it often loses itself in multiverse action scenes that feel like they're trying too hard to be weird.

the only multiverse movie i've seen that doesn't follow this formula is Coherence.
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Garioshi
05/08/22 12:34:41 AM
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Doctor Strange 2 thankfully doesn't do this

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Finis-XII
05/08/22 12:34:51 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Superhero movies are boring.
Agreed. Multiverse superhero movies are played out and dumb but at this point fuck superhero movies in general.

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Xethuminra
05/08/22 12:35:38 AM
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There's all kinds of parallel dimension movies and alternate timeline movies that rock....

I think it works so well with superheroes because they would HAVE to have come from another dimension lol
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Finis-XII
05/08/22 12:35:43 AM
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B18Champ posted...
Everything Everywhere was one of the best multiverse movies.
This one does pique my interest though.

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Xethuminra
05/08/22 12:37:05 AM
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I'm cool with the multiverse theme tho



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DarkRoast
05/08/22 12:43:18 AM
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The problem with multiverses in that there's an infinite number of ways they can pull a deus ex machina.

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05/08/22 12:46:45 AM
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B18Champ posted...
Everything Everywhere was one of the best multiverse movies.


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CyricZ
05/08/22 9:09:24 AM
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Okay you didn't like Everything. I get it

But if you think that movie was only about "saving the multiverse", I think you might have stopped watching after the first thirty minutes.

The story is far more personal than that.

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ViewtifulGrave
05/08/22 9:54:57 AM
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Finis-XII posted...
Agreed. Multiverse superhero movies are played out and dumb but at this point fuck superhero movies in general.
Played out???

Theres only been 3 that I can recall.

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Wetterdew
05/08/22 10:45:35 AM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
Played out???

Theres only been 3 that I can recall.
spiderman into the spiderverse
spiderman no way home
dr strange multiverse of madness
the flash movie next year
Spiderman spiderverse sequel next year
avengers endgame
Loki
What if?
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JKwaffle
05/08/22 10:48:32 AM
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Everything Everywhere and Spiderverse are both great.

Rest of the "genre", eh, sure. Whatever

Everything Everywhere was a damn good movie tho.

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