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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:18:54 PM
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50ish white lady: Are you jewish?
Me: No
Patient: Good. I hate the jews.
Me: ........Why? >_>
Patient: Cuz they're bad people.

Me: Geez, this rain sucks huh?
50ish black lady: Yeah, but you know what they say; a few drops of rain keep the [n-word soft A]s off the corner!
Me: ......... (how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that lol)

Me: Alright, you got assaulted by someone. Why?
30ish white man: "Cuz of this!" *literally flashes a swastika tattoo on his arm* "Fuck [n-word hard R]s!"
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >_>

Me: Sir, you gotta stay in the bed.
80ish black guy with dementia: Fuck you [c-word hard R], go kill yourself!
Me: ...nah >_>

Me: Let me just wrap your arm up in this bandage and you'll be all set.
80ish white guy with dementia: Thanks [n-word hard R]!
Me: ........No prob sir >_>

*Me trying to restrain a combative old white lady with dementia*
80s white lady with dementia: Get off me you slave! I own you!
Me: wut

Bonus not racist one:
*kid patient is nervous so I let him play Minecraft on my smartphone while I write my report*
Kid: Hey you don't have any good skins! Do you want me to buy them for you? I've memorized my mom's credit card number!
Me: .....no thanks >_> She probably wouldn't like that

That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure there is plenty I forgot about >_>

tl;dr: The public is fucking crazy lol

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Smackems
04/21/22 2:21:03 PM
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You can't be super upset with people with dementia though can you? The people I've dealt with that had it were really nice people, and that (well actually Alzheimer's, so I may be wrong af) was like it would just bring out the worst in them, sometimes just randomly

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darkprince45
04/21/22 2:21:48 PM
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I just had a guy last week who was high on a meth. Shouting the hard R and then yelling at medical staff that came and helped him. The medic got pissed and slammed my door on him and left lmao.

I had to blast my music because he was yelling every racial slur possible and slamming his head against the glass

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:23:00 PM
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Smackems posted...
You can't be super upset with people with dementia though can you? The people I've dealt with that had it were really nice people, and that (well actually Alzheimer's, so I may be wrong af) was like it would just bring out the worst in them, sometimes just randomly
I'm not upset on any of them. I think it's funny >_>

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FortuneCookie
04/21/22 2:23:21 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Me: Sir, you gotta stay in the bed.
80ish black guy with dementia: Fuck you [c-word hard R], go kill yourself!
Me: ...nah >_>

He's over the white man telling him what to do. Now he has a couple of suggestions.

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HylianFox
04/21/22 2:23:31 PM
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I could never be a doctor

Some people just don't deserve treatment
>_>

Not to mention the pandemic has made things a bazillion times worse and people are just super-fucking entitled

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Smackems
04/21/22 2:24:48 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
I just had a guy last week who was high on a meth. Shouting the hard R and then yelling at medical staff that came and helped him. The medic got pissed and slammed my door on him and left lmao.

I had to blast my music because he was yelling every racial slur possible and slamming his head against the glass
Damn. I wish people got the funny meths like my old neighbors, who just did crazy shit like throw flashlights into the trees at night and mow the woods at 3 am

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Veggeta_MAX
04/21/22 2:26:03 PM
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So god damn happy I don't have to deal with shit externally.

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:26:28 PM
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All I usually get are either junkies or PCP-users that always have their dick out.

ALWAYS!!!!!

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DeadBankerDream
04/21/22 2:27:42 PM
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There was really no reason to include the quotes from people with dementia here.

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:29:12 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
There was really no reason to include the quotes from people with dementia here.
They're the best ones tho. Crazy people be crazy >_>

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FortuneCookie
04/21/22 2:30:17 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
All I usually get are either junkies or PCP-users that always have their dick out.

ALWAYS!!!!!


What's the average penis size of a PCP-user?
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TendoDRM
04/21/22 2:31:52 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
c-word hard R

I'm either blanking or just pretty sheltered because I have no idea what this would be.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/21/22 2:32:04 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Me: Geez, this rain sucks huh?
50ish black lady: Yeah, but you know what they say; a few drops of rain keep the [n-word soft A]s off the corner!
Me: ......... (how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that lol)

As a hip hop head, it's hard to see this as racist and not just a joke. She's part of the community she's poking at.

I do agree it's hard to respond to if you're not part of the community. And just being a hip hop head doesn't make you part of the community lol. Just like liking Anime doesn't make you part of the Asian community

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AmericaTheBrave
04/21/22 2:33:25 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
They're the best ones tho. Crazy people be crazy >_>

Do dementia patients count as crazy? It's not so much a mental illness as it is their mind deteriorating.

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Ving_Rhames
04/21/22 2:33:55 PM
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Those quotes remind me of slow bartending nights. Where you can easily see and hear everything that's happening so anyone who looks sideways at the other if they got the temperment for it fly off the handle and either fight or hurl slurs at each other. Or a patron is completely cool with just telling you how he feels about your race but making sure to say you're "one of the good ones" for boozin him up. Like jeez man lmao

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FortuneCookie
04/21/22 2:35:49 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
I'm either blanking or just pretty sheltered because I have no idea what this would be.

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:36:11 PM
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Post #20 got it lol

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EmbraceOfDeath
04/21/22 2:36:52 PM
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Hey, none of these are even new.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/21/22 2:38:04 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
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Lol

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 2:39:20 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Hey, none of these are even new.
The old lady calling me a slave is >_>

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Smackems
04/21/22 2:41:21 PM
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As a white dude, the c word is funny to me

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DrizztLink
04/21/22 2:43:38 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Do dementia patients count as crazy? It's not so much a mental illness as it is their mind deteriorating.
If we're being precise, calling any patient crazy is pretty pejorative but this is a Neon topic.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/21/22 2:56:54 PM
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Smackems posted...
As a white dude, the c word is funny to me

You're not white enough to make that decision for everyone.

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Giant_Aspirin
04/21/22 3:01:10 PM
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do you ever "accidentally" do things like pinch these assholes?

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David1988
04/21/22 3:01:48 PM
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Ah now it makes sense, TCs fascination with boobs have kept him sane all these years from the bullshit at his job

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Complete_Idi0t
04/21/22 3:02:41 PM
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Why does it matter if the pts are white or black
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AmericaTheBrave
04/21/22 3:02:55 PM
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No one is offended by "cracker." It's ridiculous to censor it.

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 3:03:00 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
do you ever "accidentally" do things like pinch these assholes?
No >_> I honestly don't care. I just treat their wounds, write my report, and do a >_> face when they say wacky shit. Most of it is just funny to listen to, even direct insults lol

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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 3:04:05 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
No one is offended by "*beep*." It's ridiculous to censor it.
I've been modded for saying it and even quoting it, even though I'm white >_> I'm not taking chances

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/21/22 3:04:49 PM
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C word with a hard R? What?

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Smackems
04/21/22 3:06:01 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
No >_> I honestly don't care. I just treat their wounds, write my report, and do a >_> face when they say wacky shit. Most of it is just funny to listen to, even direct insults lol
I want a pic of you doing that face irl

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Smackems
04/21/22 3:06:19 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
C word with a hard R? What?
Something you put in soup

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Zikten
04/21/22 3:10:01 PM
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I personally think the white C word is silly and nothing like the n word. But apparently mods don't agree so.....
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NeonOctopus
04/21/22 3:11:14 PM
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Zikten posted...
I personally think the white C word is silly and nothing like the n word. But apparently mods don't agree so.....
this

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/21/22 3:12:21 PM
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Oh, that one. Yeah, good call censoring that. Doesnt offend me, but Im not the one to decide if someone else should be offended by a racial slur.

Its a slur either way. Your personal choice as to whether thats something you want more of in the world I guess.

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Smackems
04/21/22 3:19:24 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What in the hell pls tell me people don't do that

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Turbam
04/21/22 3:30:19 PM
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I'm still on the corner when it's rainin.

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Ruvan22
04/21/22 3:31:09 PM
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Smackems posted...
What in the hell pls tell me people don't do that

I mean people make pizza crust from cauliflower now, so anything is possible!
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Ivynn
04/21/22 3:32:17 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I mean people make pizza crust from cauliflower now, so anything is possible!

This offends me more than white c-word.

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Smackems
04/21/22 3:33:27 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I mean people make pizza crust from cauliflower now, so anything is possible!
I tried that one time and it fucking sucked

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DrizztLink
04/21/22 3:34:04 PM
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Ivynn posted...
This offends me more than white c-word.
Cauliflower in soup isn't that different from broccoli, and unless you guys want to shit-talk broccoli cheddar and end up in a war...

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Smackems
04/21/22 3:35:28 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Cauliflower in soup isn't that different from broccoli, and unless you guys want to shit-talk broccoli cheddar and end up in a war...
Naw man that's good shit

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Ivynn
04/21/22 3:37:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Cauliflower in soup isn't that different from broccoli, and unless you guys want to shit-talk broccoli cheddar and end up in a war...

I don't mind cauliflower in soup or properly seasoned, but the idea of cauliflower pizza crust sounds gross lol

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Turbam
04/21/22 3:38:29 PM
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I got a low carb beef hamburger casserole thing at work, and IT HAD CAULIFLOWER!!!

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