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Bestoffuture
04/16/22 1:27:57 PM
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1514238409858072576

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lilORANG
04/16/22 1:30:50 PM
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What a lame comeback. Trump was the president and couldn't solve world hunger. An even stupider premise than the dick sucking question!

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Umbreon
04/16/22 1:31:25 PM
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To end world hunger? I would.

If you can't make bank off being the person responsible for eliminating world hunger, I don't know what to tell you.

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FortuneCookie
04/16/22 1:34:22 PM
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I'm not defending this dog-abandoning piece of crap, but that is a loaded question.

"Would you perform a submissive act to save the world?"

>if submissive
Unfit to lead.
>if unwilling to help those in need
Unfit to lead.
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Metallic Slug13
04/16/22 1:35:42 PM
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Which CEman asked this question?

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AirFresh
04/16/22 1:35:54 PM
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It's just a dumb moralistic question to be honest. Obviously if it solved all of human hunger I would bite the bullet because what the fuck if you say no.

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Turbam
04/16/22 1:37:06 PM
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Metallic Slug13 posted...
Which CEman asked this question?
Unfair Represent

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pinky0926
04/16/22 1:37:09 PM
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Its a dumb question and if I was in his position I'd refuse to answer it too

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Goldice
04/16/22 1:38:24 PM
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AirFresh posted...
It's just a dumb moralistic question to be honest. Obviously if it solved all of human hunger I would bite the bullet because what the fuck if you say no.

I mean it's an absolutely dumb question.

But it should be an easy yes.

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Southernfatman
04/16/22 1:38:53 PM
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Republicans would suck 50 dicks if it meant world hunger would increase.

Stupid question though.

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Goldice
04/16/22 1:39:00 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Its a dumb question and if I was in his position I'd refuse to answer it too

This is also valid.

An emphatic no kind of seems like a terrible answer tbqh. Which one of the panelists DID answer

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Srk700
04/16/22 1:39:11 PM
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If the person asked if he'd do it with Donald Trump he would have said yes.
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Returning_CEmen
04/16/22 1:40:07 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The fyre festival guy was willing to do it for drinking water.

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ellis123
04/16/22 1:41:24 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Its a dumb question and if I was in his position I'd refuse to answer it too
He didn't refuse to answer it. He said "no."

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Timmyjinkle
04/16/22 1:45:22 PM
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ellis123 posted...
He didn't refuse to answer it. He said "no."

That was Michael Knowles. Ted Cruz declined answering, instead just asking another question "If it ended world hunger, would you vote for Donald Trump?"

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ellis123
04/16/22 1:48:22 PM
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Timmyjinkle posted...
That was Michael Knowles. Ted Cruz declined answering, instead just asking another question "If it ended world hunger, would you vote for Donald Trump?"
Ah, whoops. I misread that.

It just makes so much more sense that Ted Cruz would want people to know that he is extremely straight to the point that he would refuse to end world hunger to keep that uncontested.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/16/22 1:57:39 PM
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Id suck 5 dicks a week for the rest my life to end world hunger. Id eventually become desensitized and Id get so good at it Id cut down the time it took to make them nut by like 75%. Except on my days I just wasn't feeling myself. Those days would probably take a lil longer. Especially if they're turned off by how sad I look.

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Pepys Monster
04/16/22 2:02:34 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok
04/16/22 2:11:43 PM
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Why would he suck a dick to prevent something he wants to happen? He doesn't like dicks that much.

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DirkDiggles
04/16/22 2:13:41 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
"Would you perform a submissive act to save the world?"

Ted Cruz: I did that!

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burns112233
04/16/22 2:17:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id suck 5 dicks a week for the rest my life to end world hunger. Id eventually become desensitized and Id get so good at it Id cut down the time it took to make them nut by like 75%. Except on my days I just wasn't feeling myself. Those days would probably take a lil longer. Especially if they're turned off by how sad I look.

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spanky1
04/16/22 2:17:34 PM
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That was honestly a kinda funny comeback.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/16/22 2:19:10 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id suck 5 dicks a week for the rest my life to end world hunger. Id eventually become desensitized and Id get so good at it Id cut down the time it took to make them nut by like 75%. Except on my days I just wasn't feeling myself. Those days would probably take a lil longer. Especially if they're turned off by how sad I look.
Sounds like you just want to suck dudes off honestly or are bicurious at the least.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/16/22 2:29:58 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Sounds like you just want to suck dudes off honestly or are bicurious at the least.

Do you just assume all gay people want to suck 5 dicks a week for life. You think we're.... they're all just whores?

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Solid Snake07
04/16/22 2:35:03 PM
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lilORANG posted...
What a lame comeback. Trump was the president and couldn't solve world hunger. An even stupider premise than the dick sucking question!


i think the point was that the voting for trump would be the equivalent of sucking a dick in terms of something you wouldnt want to do

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CinderLock
04/16/22 2:38:21 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
The fyre festival guy was willing to do it for drinking water.
No he was willing to force his gay friend to do it

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Returning_CEmen
04/16/22 2:41:37 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id suck 5 dicks a week for the rest my life to end world hunger. Id eventually become desensitized and Id get so good at it Id cut down the time it took to make them nut by like 75%. Except on my days I just wasn't feeling myself. Those days would probably take a lil longer. Especially if they're turned off by how sad I look.
Youre really killing it with the comments today

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AngelsNAirwav3s
04/16/22 2:47:21 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antG7GxSCg8&t=1m45s

This is gonna be Beto O'Rourke's response any day now (@1:45)

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pinky0926
04/16/22 3:36:50 PM
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Its a silly question because there's no mechanism imaginable where you could end world hunger by doing this, so it's a loaded question designed to put words in a person's mouth regardless of what they say. If they say yes then its "ted cruz is in the closet", if they say no its "ted cruz hates the hungry".

I say this as someone who thinks ted cruz is a weiner and as someone who would suck d for free


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Unknown580
04/16/22 3:49:25 PM
#35:


Raphael Cruz loves the D's secretly
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iPhone_7
04/16/22 3:52:26 PM
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A dumb question.

And a dumb question to ask a sitting Senator.

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Zonbei
04/16/22 4:25:22 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Its a dumb question and if I was in his position I'd refuse to answer it too

Its only a question he has to refuse to answer because his voting base are homophobic prudes. Making that point is sort of the entire point of asking.

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MedeaLysistrata
04/16/22 4:29:34 PM
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Is there something wrong with sticking dick? No way it's that bad

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Sczoyd
04/16/22 4:41:23 PM
#39:


Srk700 posted...
If the person asked if he'd do it with Donald Trump he would have said yes.


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KStateKing17
04/16/22 4:45:16 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do you just assume all gay people want to suck 5 dicks a week for life. You think we're.... they're all just whores?
I wouldn't mind a few rn tbh. That's not related to world hunger though.

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Guide
04/16/22 4:45:32 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Its a dumb question and if I was in his position I'd refuse to answer it too


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SauI_Goodman
04/16/22 4:46:06 PM
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Tbf i wouldnt either.

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Irony
04/16/22 4:46:51 PM
#43:


He'd suck Trump's to keep world hunger going

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Tyranthraxus
04/16/22 4:52:55 PM
#44:


Big deal. If there was a beach covered in dicks, peacemaker would eat them all.

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gunplagirl
04/16/22 4:56:48 PM
#45:


Trump insulted his wife and just to show where he stood, he figuratively did that to Trump anyways.

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HylianFox
04/16/22 4:59:51 PM
#46:


I gladly suck dicks for free and yet no-one praises me for ending world hunger
>_>

Also, even though homophobia is becoming less and less acceptable, the fact that people (and men, especially) view sucking dicks as a "bad" thing is getting rather tiresome...

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Guide
04/16/22 5:07:46 PM
#47:


HylianFox posted...
I gladly suck dicks for free and yet no-one praises me for ending world hunger
>_>

Also, even though homophobia is becoming less and less acceptable, the fact that people (and men, especially) view sucking dicks as a "bad" thing is getting rather tiresome...

Man, it's contextual. Like getting spanked as an adult, it's a really good or really bad thing.

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dj1200
04/16/22 5:10:07 PM
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The Wheelman1
04/16/22 5:12:18 PM
#49:


Would he suck dick to cure cancer?

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FortuneCookie
04/16/22 5:12:20 PM
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@shockthemonkey

Because I disagree with Machiavellian tactics? I don't defend Cruz or his ilk. The man abandoned a dog (not to mention the people that voted for him) and saved his own ass. He's also guilty of trying to hide his culture to better appeal to bigoted voters.

So, no. Fuck him.
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30RegularUser
04/16/22 5:31:32 PM
#51:


It's definitely a dumb question but he's being just as dumb acting like he's so clever pointing that out.

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MedeaLysistrata
04/16/22 5:37:07 PM
#52:


30RegularUser posted...
It's definitely a dumb question but he's being just as dumb acting like he's so clever pointing that out.
Are you new here?

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