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Smackems
04/14/22 5:33:16 PM
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Smackems
04/14/22 5:34:19 PM
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Smackems
04/14/22 5:35:32 PM
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PatrickMahomes
04/14/22 5:37:27 PM
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tag

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KogaSteelfang
04/14/22 5:37:45 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
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matteus70
04/14/22 5:39:56 PM
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*pulls finger*

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Smackems
04/14/22 5:41:10 PM
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matteus70 posted...
*pulls finger*
......

Hhnnn.....

:(

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Kurt_Russel
04/14/22 5:42:12 PM
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This reminds me of Beavis and Butthead, who will never NOT be funny to me....ever.

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matteus70
04/14/22 5:42:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/6cDohyRbzeo?t=999

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AirFresh
04/14/22 5:43:18 PM
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In

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FigureOfSpeech
04/14/22 5:45:24 PM
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I liked when beavis and butthead went to get tattoos and they were told they needed parental permission because they were minors, so they back with notes that said "do it -butthead's mom" and "yeah -beavis' mom"

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WaterLink
04/14/22 6:34:05 PM
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taggity tag tag

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MabusIncarnate
04/14/22 6:45:28 PM
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Wings signed a goalie named Magnus Hellberg. That's a Chad name if I ever heard one.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 6:51:27 PM
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Ohhhhhhh im in a pissed off mood now. Some remote employee is working from another state. They have to be in our county so HR basically blamed me for it. I almost lost my shit on her...

They sign paperwork that says they have to stay here to work. What am I supposed to do? Go around and ask everyone if they are still in the same county everyday????What a crock of shit. Even if I asked tjen and said yeahhhh im still here, they could be full of shit anyway.

2nd time I raised my voice at work and this time there were quite a few witnesses. I dont care I was right and they can kiss my ass. Probably have a pointless meeting about it on Monday now and ill say the same thing I did today.


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Smackems
04/14/22 7:11:28 PM
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Kick their ass sea bass

Btw how many y'all off tomorrow?

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Talib_21
04/14/22 7:16:32 PM
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It sounds like Johnnys gonna have quite a few days off with that kind of attitude at work

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AirFresh
04/14/22 7:19:25 PM
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Smackems posted...
Kick their ass sea bass

Btw how many y'all off tomorrow?

Smackems posted...
Kick their ass sea bass

Btw how many y'all off tomorrow?
Me

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FigureOfSpeech
04/14/22 7:19:27 PM
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If they do anything to johnny for that, he's gonna cancel they asses

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AirFresh
04/14/22 7:23:37 PM
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I made dinner for all of us in the crockpot. It's Chicken Noodle Soup, home made. Go gtab a bowl when you're hungry

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 7:30:37 PM
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Smackems posted...
Kick their ass sea bass

Btw how many y'all off tomorrow?

Moi

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Smackems
04/14/22 7:32:41 PM
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Now my grandma fell. Didn't hit her head

I'm about to have a god damn heart attack

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 7:38:11 PM
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Smackems posted...
Now my grandma fell. Didn't hit her head

I'm about to have a god damn heart attack

Shit man that's gotta be stressful as fuck.

Nit really the same bit One girl in my class had her resident fall while she was on lunch today and when she got back she found her on the floor but with a blanket and pillow... whoever discovered her and put the blanket on her didn't report it and the girl is super stressed. Like its 100% not her fault and she reported the fall soon as she saw it, but someone else isn't coming clean.


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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 7:58:00 PM
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They would be STUPID to fire me right now. I always look around and there's plenty of places in this area looking for IT and I have the education and experience to go with it. Plus they won't fire me, they have a habit of just driving people out. So if I start to see that happen, i'll wait til they need me the most and quit. But honestly if I quit or died tomorrow they'd be in a bit of trouble.

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Smackems
04/14/22 8:16:41 PM
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I think Talib has been slipping my folks vodka

And yes, Canuck. I am very stressed at the moment lol

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 8:17:42 PM
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I have no interest in palying hitman without a buzz but then I get too much of a buzz and I just play it all wrong and quit. Oh well.

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Smackems
04/14/22 8:18:44 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I have no interest in palying hitman without a buzz but then I get too much of a buzz and I just play it all wrong and quit. Oh well.
I didn't like playing games when I was drinking. Don't really like it when I'm on the mj either

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MabusIncarnate
04/14/22 8:18:49 PM
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Smackems I feel like you need to invest in goalie pads to wrap your old folks in. Or those big inflatable bubbles. I'd watch streaming old lady bubble battles.

Hope they are doing okay.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 8:21:10 PM
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Ohhhh I got a lotta beer. No hard shit this weekend since I figured it wouldn't be a good idea. But I still got a lotta beer and i'm getting the Diablo 2 patch right now. 3 day weekend pretty much is now in full swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPT1kfaSEs

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Talib_21
04/14/22 8:22:25 PM
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You have no proof I slipped anyone anything

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 8:22:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
I didn't like playing games when I was drinking. Don't really like it when I'm on the mj either

Weed and some old-school rpgs is the fuckin best imo.

I swear games these days need to just tone down some of the lame shit and be more about fun.

Like gotg is p good but I'm fucking dumb and every 10 minutes tops I get stuck on some puzzle shit I need to do to progress. I just wanna walk and jump and shit to where I need to go I don't wanna constantly have to scan and manipulate shit and find ways around things every 5 fucking minutes.


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a-c-a-b
04/14/22 8:23:16 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhh I got a lotta beer. No hard shit this weekend since I figured it wouldn't be a good idea. But I still got a lotta beer and i'm getting the Diablo 2 patch right now. 3 day weekend pretty much is now in full swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPT1kfaSEs
I have a lot of beer too. I always have a lot of beer. I like having a lot of beer.

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YugiNoob
04/14/22 8:23:37 PM
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I had a dream where there was a tv show that had a cake with a picture of Trump and some other former president on it, and thanks to some funny stretching of the frosting, it looked like you could see Trumps dong. But it was really small, and some kid was laughing at the guy with the small balls lol

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Smackems
04/14/22 8:24:15 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Smackems I feel like you need to invest in goalie pads to wrap your old folks in. Or those big inflatable bubbles. I'd watch streaming old lady bubble battles.

Hope they are doing okay.
Thanks

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Harpie
04/14/22 8:24:17 PM
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Smackems posted...
Now my grandma fell. Didn't hit her head

I'm about to have a god damn heart attack
Is your floor just covered in baby oil or something the fucks going on??

Im happy she missed her head though. Is she alright otherwise?

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 8:24:47 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
I had a dream where there was a tv show that had a cake with a picture of Trump and some other former president on it, and thanks to some funny stretching of the frosting, it looked like you could see Trumps dong. But it was really small, and some kid was laughing at the guy with the small balls lol

Man imagine if there's ever a day we can record our dreams and upload em to loke dreamtube or some shit.

My sleep paralysis shit would get some views too. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 8:33:50 PM
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Harpie posted...
Is your floor just covered in baby oil or something the fucks going on??

Im happy she missed her head though. Is she alright otherwise?

Wait til you get older. You're gonna be falling all over the place.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/14/22 8:37:45 PM
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I probably won't try d2 patch tonight. I want to, but I tend to get pissed off if I'm drinking and playing and shit doesn't go my way and this morning the landlord texted me because apparently I got loud last night and disturbed the upstairs neighbor so I have to chill the fuck out and keep quiet for a while which means avoiding games that have a tendency tp frustrate me (I didn't think I was all that loud last night but I know I have been at times for a while and he said he's heard me lately even though he didn't say anything until now, so if it was enough for him to say something, I need to knock it off lol)

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 8:38:40 PM
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HAHA. Was it just you yelling at the TV? Or did you have music going or something?

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Harpie
04/14/22 8:51:29 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait til you get older. You're gonna be falling all over the place.
How many times have you fallen this year johnny. Do you need a life alert?

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 8:54:29 PM
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@Questionmarktarius might like the Fear and Loathing vibe on this one

@Harpie

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AirFresh
04/14/22 8:55:22 PM
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Only time I fell in like like the last 3 years was a few weeks ago there was a windstorm the previous day and I slipped on a bag at the top of a staircase and fell on my ass down the flight. Walking 10 miles to work in Illinois winters made me very good at being cautious but I left my guard down. Slid into traffic once because of stealth ice. At least I'm good at landing on my ass instead of my back or face.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 8:56:11 PM
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I can't even remember the last time i've fallen. I'm graceful as fuck.

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AirFresh
04/14/22 8:57:10 PM
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I was kinda laughing when I fell down the stairs. Like really? A fucking plastic bag did me in?

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Naysaspace
04/14/22 8:58:17 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
dreamtube
fund it!

except for the falling dreams. those are terrible. where you trip in your dream and then jolt as you awaken

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AirFresh
04/14/22 8:59:44 PM
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I get sleep paralysis on the regular. Even got a bad case of it earlier today because I had the audacity to take a nap for once. Instead of rest I just got two hours of misery that I couldn't wake up from. Fuck sleeping

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 9:00:06 PM
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Half the time I ride my bmx I have a moment where I think I'm gonna die and I crash but I crash so perfect that I don't get hurt. I always think I'm about to die but it ends up fine.

I fall but I'm great at it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 9:00:32 PM
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I'm making a new Diablo 2 character. It's a summoning Druid so i'll have lots of bats, wolves, and bears.

You guys can name him.

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AirFresh
04/14/22 9:02:31 PM
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DeShawn Wolve

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CanuckCowboy
04/14/22 9:03:03 PM
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AirFresh posted...
I get sleep paralysis on the regular. Even got a bad case of it earlier today because I had the audacity to take a nap for once. Instead of rest I just got two hours of misery that I couldn't wake up from. Fuck sleeping

I seriously hate it. It never lasts long for me but even when you can be aware of what it is its still terrifying and it takes a while to get back to sleep.

Mines been the same thing forever but a couple weeks ago I had it twice in one fucking night and the second time was the first time I actually saw something. Just some giant skinny dark figure staring at me directly beside my bed.

I'm hoping it just goes back to the thing grabbing me by the ankles and lifting me or pulling me but I can't see it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/14/22 9:03:03 PM
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I was thinking Walter for the animal side of the character.... Anyone else?

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