Current Events > Drinking Topic 127 - I've been sipping, I've been tripping on mushroom tea

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MrMallard
03/19/22 5:53:38 PM
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List-posters, do your stuff

Edit: topic title is the chorus to a Bennies song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpiUsRIPK4&ab_channel=thebennies420

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AirFresh
03/19/22 5:54:37 PM
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I'll just copy Mabus list from the last topic since he's busy right now I think

@Johnny_Nutcase
@Smackems
@CanuckCowboy
@Pandamonic
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@WaterLink
@Harpie
@TreyFlowers
@Questionmarktarius

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AirFresh
03/19/22 5:54:48 PM
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Smackems
03/19/22 5:55:10 PM
#4:


Uh oh

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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 5:55:56 PM
#5:


Uh oh, we have dupes.
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AirFresh
03/19/22 5:56:13 PM
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MabusIncarnate
03/19/22 6:03:03 PM
#7:


Let's keep this one

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 6:03:38 PM
#8:


Alright let's go with this one.

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SpriteLimit
03/19/22 6:04:09 PM
#9:


Theres no laws wehn youre drinkin claws

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WaterLink
03/19/22 6:04:35 PM
#10:


There's only one way to settle this. Some kind of Kenny vs. Spenny challenge between Mabus and Mallard, winner gets to have their thread used

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AirFresh
03/19/22 6:09:52 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/0/AAbwL_AADC8a.png

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MrMallard
03/19/22 6:11:19 PM
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oh yeah, that screenshot of the NSFW bargain - someone asked what would cost $250 on a sex toy website. I bought like six things lol, like one of the things I got was $30 down from $100. Another one got two discounts applied to it, so I thought I was getting it for over $10, but it was only $1.

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Smackems
03/19/22 6:31:19 PM
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Dilders

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 6:32:05 PM
#14:


Wait what sex toys did you buy?

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 6:35:04 PM
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You could probly get an autblow for that.

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Chesh
03/19/22 6:35:39 PM
#16:


I drank for the first time in 3 years today. Half a fifth of vodka. It felt amazing, I'm going through a LOT of shit so it was great to have some relief. I'm already almost sobered up though :( debating on whether i should drink the other half

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Harpie
03/19/22 6:36:28 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait what sex toys did you buy?
I need to know as well, for science

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AirFresh
03/19/22 6:44:36 PM
#18:


We horny posting now?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/1/AAbwL_AADC9D.jpg

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Harpie
03/19/22 6:50:04 PM
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All Im saying is that you havent reached peak satisfaction until you try the crucidix

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Smackems
03/19/22 6:51:09 PM
#20:


Is that when you tie two sticks together with your wiener


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AirFresh
03/19/22 6:52:59 PM
#21:


The Artist looks peak dildo with all its features. I still don't know how men can even compete

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Harpie
03/19/22 6:54:05 PM
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Smackems posted...
Is that when you tie two sticks together with your wiener
Even better
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/5/AAclepAADC9H.jpg

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Smackems
03/19/22 6:54:38 PM
#23:


My wieners can satisty ANY womern

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 6:58:56 PM
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Harpie posted...
Even better
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/5/AAclepAADC9H.jpg

Did you steal that from the raucous sex room the other night?

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MrMallard
03/19/22 7:04:06 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait what sex toys did you buy?
I got a vibrating prostate massager and some clothes.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:22:37 PM
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Well i'm certainly done with the sexy talk Joe Joe... Drinkin time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgdqwlb8M0

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:26:51 PM
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for anyone interested in knowing what a piano is actually classed as. To put it simply: the piano is classed as a keyboard instrument (alongside other instruments such as the organ and harpsichord), not a percussion instrument.
To put is less simply: the piano is fundamentally percussive, the main difference between a percussion instrument (e.g. the cymbals) and the piano is that, a. The piano has a keyboard, and, b. The piano has melodic capabilities (granted there are some percussion instruments which are rather melodic e.g. the marimba or vibraphone). If you wanted to be even more technical, there are four main categories of instruments. These are; idiophones (when the sound is created by vibrating the instrument itself), membranophones (when the sound is created through the vibration of a membrane), aerophones (when sound is created by the vibration of air) and chordophones (when the sound is created through the vibration of a string or chord held tightly between two points). The piano falls into the category of chordophones which actually makes it more like a stringed instrument such as a violin or cello (insofar as pianos, violins and cellos all produce sound through the vibration of a string(s)). Most percussion instruments fall into the category of idiophones (with the exception of drums, which are membranophones).
So, to make a long story short, pianos sit in the category of keyboard instruments, not percussion instruments though they are fundamentally percussive. Additionally, using the four basic instrument classes, pianos are actually more likely to be grouped with violins, cellos and other stringed instruments under the umbrella term of chordophones.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:28:30 PM
#30:


Ain't nobody give a fuck what a Piano is!

*throws drink in your face*

Clean that up

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:37:46 PM
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I hooked my old TV up on my book shelf to the left of me, I got my main TV in front of me, My laptop to the right, and the work laptop to the right. I can play D2 on my Xbox, watch TV, post here, and work at the same time. Also be drunk doing it all as well. I'm multi tasking like a mother fucker.


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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 7:39:00 PM
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Weather's decent. I may light a fire and watch hockey outside.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:41:40 PM
#33:


Gonna watch March Madness later. My school actually won the other day so they're playing again.

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:42:59 PM
#34:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ain't nobody give a fuck what a Piano is!

*throws drink in your face*

Clean that up

*throws wet pad at your face*

Eat that up

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 7:43:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Weather's decent. I may light a fire and watch hockey outside.

It was warm here last night. Oissed rain all day and just got nice. Fucking beautiful atm.

Wish I had a yard and a fire pit that would be perfect.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:44:38 PM
#36:


JimCarrysToe posted...
*throws wet pad at your face*

Eat that up

Aghhh wtf is a wet pad!?!??! Get it outta here! You're sick.

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 7:45:53 PM
#37:


You know what it is johnny. You just choose not to cause well yeah obviously.

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a-c-a-b
03/19/22 7:46:15 PM
#38:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ain't nobody give a fuck what a Piano is!

*throws drink in your face*

Clean that up
Bruh wtf?

The worst form of alcohol abuse is wasting alcohol.

You should have just spit on her instead.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:46:21 PM
#39:


Why is it wet??? I don't know what a wet pad is.

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:46:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Aghhh wtf is a wet pad!?!??! Get it outta here! You're sick.
Its a pad, thats wet.

With period blood!

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AirFresh
03/19/22 7:47:19 PM
#41:


Yo can you throw me that wet pad? I vomitted all over the floor and I'm out of swiffer pads

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:47:21 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Bruh wtf?

The worst form of alcohol abuse is wasting alcohol.

You should have just spit on her instead.
Youre taking a bite too

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 7:47:47 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Bruh wtf?

The worst form of alcohol abuse is wasting alcohol.

You should have just spit on her instead.

When I was like 20 and broke af it had rained super hard before I got off work and I was in the worst fucking mood already and this car drove by and intentionally splashed the shit out of me and just as a reaction I threw a beer at it... so then I only had 5 beers and I missed by a good ten feet. Still regret that.

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:47:59 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Yo can you throw me that wet pad? I vomitted all over the floor and I'm out of swiffer pads
Ask acab after hes done munchin it

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/19/22 7:48:13 PM
#45:


Oh I call those Tampons. If you ever threw a tampon on at me i'd fuckin lose my cool real fast.

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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 7:48:34 PM
#46:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I hooked my old TV up on my book shelf to the left of me, I got my main TV in front of me, My laptop to the right, and the work laptop to the right.
Couch laptop died, and I'm getting by with a raspberry pi hooked up to a portable tv.
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AirFresh
03/19/22 7:49:21 PM
#47:


I had a roomate who wouldn't flush her damn tampons down the toliet. Like wtf!

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CanuckCowboy
03/19/22 7:49:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh I call those Tampons. If you ever threw a tampon on at me i'd fuckin lose my cool real fast.

Thats a different thing tho.

Also I'm firmly on jims side cause she's got bio weapons so...

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a-c-a-b
03/19/22 7:49:33 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Youre taking a bite too
I'm sure it tastes like ketchup.

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JimCarrysToe
03/19/22 7:50:02 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh I call those Tampons. If you ever threw a tampon on at me i'd fuckin lose my cool real fast.
No sweaty a tampon goes in the INSIDE, a pad lays on the panties like a half assed diaper. Mom says virgins cant use tampons.

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