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UnfairRepresent 03/12/22 8:03:30 AM #1: |
Would you take it?
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Money if after tax but if you take it then every time you eat food it will scream in agony at you. When you chew it, when you cut it with your knife or when you poke it with your fork. It'll make drowning/suffocating sounds when you cover it in condiments. With gut-wrenching screams and squeals of pain that make Springtrap sound like Tinky-Winky "AAAAAAARGH! What you doing!? STOP!" "IT HURTS! It hurts!" "YOU'RE KILLING ME!" "Why are you doing this!?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" "No more! Please God I can't take anymore!" If you've half eaten it then what's left will be crying and pathetically sobbing as if agonized from the intense suffering. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAZiH8AADBVm.jpg Would you take it? I mean it's all just in your head right? Right? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 03/12/22 8:05:18 AM #2: |
Well that's disturbing... --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nasty_Nitro 03/12/22 8:09:05 AM #3: |
this is a benefit --- OG status Triple OG Status pipedown yung bol Im Neo Im Leo Im Desiax Clark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 03/12/22 8:09:36 AM #4: |
you mean like in that Seth Rogen movie? no thanks... lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 03/12/22 8:15:05 AM #5: |
$2.3M can buy me some earplugs. --- https://i.imgur.com/hBtvVNu.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/12/22 8:19:57 AM #6: |
bluezero posted... $2.3M can buy me some earplugs.Yeah why don't people who have hallunciations just wear headphones? Doesn't work that way. You'd still hear the screams. It's not like your pancakes grew vocal cords. Ultimately it's all in your head (or is it?) --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/12/22 8:35:10 AM #7: |
Yeah 'cause I can lose weight at the same time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 03/12/22 8:46:57 AM #8: |
Can other people hear the screaming? If no, then I don't want it. If yes, then I'd mock my food's cries for mercy in front of people while I tore into it with my teeth like an animal. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 03/12/22 9:26:46 AM #9: |
All food? Eggs? Vegetables? --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/12/22 9:58:27 AM #10: |
emblem boy posted... All food? Eggs? Vegetables?yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 03/12/22 9:59:50 AM #11: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsj7IZUWd9c --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 03/12/22 10:02:00 AM #12: |
Nah, I'd rather not hear cries of suffering everywhere I go. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 03/12/22 10:40:54 AM #13: |
Suffering adds to the flavor --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maeiv 03/12/22 10:41:57 AM #14: |
Liquid diet here we go --- Achieve the dream 76ers, Eagles ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/12/22 12:08:06 PM #15: |
Master_Bass posted... Nah, I'd rather not hear cries of suffering everywhere I go.Man stop eating so much dude --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 03/12/22 1:04:58 PM #16: |
Does it not scream when I cook it? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/15/22 5:26:03 AM #17: |
WingsOfGood posted... Does it not scream when I cook it?no just eating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 03/15/22 5:26:33 AM #18: |
there's supposed to be a downside to these --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrDrMan 03/15/22 5:30:51 AM #20: |
Ill just eat with headphones in. Problem solved. --- Insert sig here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 03/15/22 5:31:17 AM #21: |
No thanks. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 03/15/22 5:46:41 AM #22: |
If I swallow it whole will I be able to hear it complain from inside me? --- https://i.imgur.com/u5kY6Yt.gif https://i.imgur.com/V6HBhkR.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 03/15/22 5:55:49 AM #23: |
Ah, so Sausage Party. No, I rather not live in a world where pizzas and pineapples are potentially having orgies behind everyone's backs and are willing you kommit genocide to accomplish that. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 03/15/22 6:33:45 AM #24: |
How much time do you spend coming up with this shit? --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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