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UnfairRepresent
03/12/22 8:03:30 AM
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Would you take it?


Money if after tax but if you take it then every time you eat food it will scream in agony at you. When you chew it, when you cut it with your knife or when you poke it with your fork. It'll make drowning/suffocating sounds when you cover it in condiments.

With gut-wrenching screams and squeals of pain that make Springtrap sound like Tinky-Winky

"AAAAAAARGH! What you doing!? STOP!"
"IT HURTS! It hurts!"
"YOU'RE KILLING ME!"
"Why are you doing this!?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
"No more! Please God I can't take anymore!"

If you've half eaten it then what's left will be crying and pathetically sobbing as if agonized from the intense suffering.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAZiH8AADBVm.jpg

Would you take it?

I mean it's all just in your head right? Right?

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Tom Clark
03/12/22 8:05:18 AM
#2:


Well that's disturbing...

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Nasty_Nitro
03/12/22 8:09:05 AM
#3:


this is a benefit

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/12/22 8:09:36 AM
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you mean like in that Seth Rogen movie? no thanks... lol
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bluezero
03/12/22 8:15:05 AM
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$2.3M can buy me some earplugs.

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UnfairRepresent
03/12/22 8:19:57 AM
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bluezero posted...
$2.3M can buy me some earplugs.
Yeah why don't people who have hallunciations just wear headphones?

Doesn't work that way. You'd still hear the screams.

It's not like your pancakes grew vocal cords. Ultimately it's all in your head (or is it?)

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Cocytus
03/12/22 8:35:10 AM
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Yeah 'cause I can lose weight at the same time.
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synth_real
03/12/22 8:46:57 AM
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Can other people hear the screaming? If no, then I don't want it.

If yes, then I'd mock my food's cries for mercy in front of people while I tore into it with my teeth like an animal.

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emblem boy
03/12/22 9:26:46 AM
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All food? Eggs? Vegetables?

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UnfairRepresent
03/12/22 9:58:27 AM
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emblem boy posted...
All food? Eggs? Vegetables?
yes

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Mistere Man
03/12/22 9:59:50 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsj7IZUWd9c

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Master_Bass
03/12/22 10:02:00 AM
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Nah, I'd rather not hear cries of suffering everywhere I go.

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Spidey5
03/12/22 10:40:54 AM
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Suffering adds to the flavor

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Maeiv
03/12/22 10:41:57 AM
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Liquid diet here we go

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UnfairRepresent
03/12/22 12:08:06 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Nah, I'd rather not hear cries of suffering everywhere I go.
Man stop eating so much dude

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WingsOfGood
03/12/22 1:04:58 PM
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Does it not scream when I cook it?
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UnfairRepresent
03/15/22 5:26:03 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Does it not scream when I cook it?
no just eating

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nfearurspecimn
03/15/22 5:26:33 AM
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there's supposed to be a downside to these

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MrDrMan
03/15/22 5:30:51 AM
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Ill just eat with headphones in. Problem solved.

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PMarth2002
03/15/22 5:31:17 AM
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No thanks.

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Doe
03/15/22 5:46:41 AM
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If I swallow it whole will I be able to hear it complain from inside me?

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The_Korey
03/15/22 5:55:49 AM
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Ah, so Sausage Party. No, I rather not live in a world where pizzas and pineapples are potentially having orgies behind everyone's backs and are willing you kommit genocide to accomplish that.

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rexcrk
03/15/22 6:33:45 AM
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How much time do you spend coming up with this shit?


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