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CoorsLight
02/14/22 4:54:30 PM
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If people want their big phones that's fine, but even the budget ones are huge now, and I feel like the budget tier is slowly disappearing overall. I just want my exact phone body from like 2014 but with the performance boosts that come with time.

I just don't get phones I guess. Like they're this thing you basically need now but you're also supposed to buy a new one every year or two but they're priced like a desktop PC replacement but they're missing a lot of the functionality of a PC. I like smartphones enough but you probably don't really need much more than like GPS, but as long as those extraneous apps are available of course I'll use them. Even though they're slowly destroying the social fabric of humanity. Man we really fucked up deciding that everyone should own an always online pocket computer

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Irony
02/14/22 4:54:55 PM
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Ok Trump hands

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Kloe_Rinz
02/14/22 4:57:17 PM
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micro fingers

CoorsLight posted...
and I feel like the budget tier is slowly disappearing overall
the budget tier is the iphone se. you dont need to replace it every year. that thing will last you 8+ years easy. longer than any cheap android
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WorsCaseOntario
02/14/22 4:57:43 PM
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Agree. Don't know why we collectively decided phones needed to be worse PCs

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radical rhino
02/14/22 4:58:36 PM
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If I was a woman Id want a big phone because Id carry a purse around and my pants wouldnt have functional pockets anyway. As a man, though, I agree baseline phones are stupid big nowadays.

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FurryPhilosifer
02/14/22 4:59:55 PM
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I agree. My current phone is one I bought a few years ago now, the Sony Xperia ZX2 Compact. It was pretty much the only "small" phone I could find at the time. Even then it was bigger than I'd probably like. If you look up small phones now they aren't so much small as they are "not comically large".

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Smashingpmkns
02/14/22 5:12:25 PM
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I don't care for the big screens either. I'd never watch a movie on my phone, and I'm usually okay with watching most YT vids at 480p unless there's text lol

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bigblu89
02/14/22 5:14:21 PM
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You notice phones were getting smaller and smaller until people figured out how to stream porn on their phone, and screens suddenly got larger and clearer?

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Pitlord_Special
02/14/22 5:19:09 PM
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I use the iPhone 13 mini and think the size is great. Slips in and out of the pocket easily but not so small I have to squint at the screen.

Sadly the market has spoken and small phones dont really sell well enough to be worth their development. The 13 mini doesnt sell so great and so theyre discontinuing them with the 14 (glad I bought one last year when they came out)

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 5:20:49 PM
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this seems relevant:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/4/AAEhCpAAC7QS.jpg
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CRON
02/14/22 5:21:44 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
Agree. Don't know why we collectively decided phones needed to be worse PCs
Children and normies

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Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 5:26:24 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Man we really fucked up deciding that everyone should own an always online pocket computer
This was always the dream. It's been in every sci-fi story for like fifty years. Of course it's fucked some things up, but it is an incredibly helpful tool.

But yeah, phones constantly getting bigger is annoying. Every time I hafta get a new one I go for basically the smallest option and it's still like "wtf I hafta carry this huge ass thing in my pocket now?" Can't wait for the trend to cycle back to smaller = better. My current phone is getting kinda senile and I'm scared to upgrade.

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CoorsLight
02/14/22 5:31:59 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
the budget tier is the iphone se.

See this just illustrates the problem, if $400 passes for the budget tier, it's not really budget anymore. I used to get smartphones for under $100 and they worked okay enough for me. Though again I'm not super fancy, I don't care about having wireless charging or waterproofing, etc.

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Kloe_Rinz
02/14/22 5:34:53 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
See this just illustrates the problem, if $400 passes for the budget tier, it's not really budget anymore.
Why not? You're intended to use it for nearly a decade. $400 for that time frame is extremely cheap
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JimRob
02/14/22 5:36:09 PM
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Get the iPhone Mini
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CoorsLight
02/14/22 5:38:07 PM
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It hasn't even been around long enough for people to know if that's true. And what if you prefer Android? Apple is a big reason for a lot of the trends I dislike, good for them having an alternative, but I don't care for them
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TheGoldenEel
02/14/22 5:38:13 PM
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This is partly why I went with the iPhone 11 Pro, its slightly smaller than the base 11

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
02/14/22 5:51:18 PM
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I say go big or go home.

Part of the reason why I prefer larger devices is because they simply have the real estate for larger batteries, displays, and cameras. If I'm going to be spending flagship money, then I want the flagship experience.

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CoorsLight
02/14/22 6:04:43 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
I say go big or go home.

Part of the reason why I prefer larger devices is because they simply have the real estate for larger batteries, displays, and cameras. If I'm going to be spending flagship money, then I want the flagship experience.

But how much do you really need any of this? Even the way you talk about it is like a luxury good. I'm not trying to say what you can or can't enjoy with your money, that's fine, but these trends are eating at the broader consumer base too. Maybe I'm just in a very small minority and people don't really want what I want out of a phone
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Payzmaykr
02/14/22 6:05:56 PM
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I always try to get the biggest iPhone there is. My phone is my computer.

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Krojen
02/14/22 6:10:00 PM
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Phones are too tall now. Bring back 16:9.

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divot1338
02/14/22 6:10:09 PM
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We really never should have added screens. They just turned into devices designed to make your brain get addicted at that point.

I saw some dumbass this morning idling along in the left lane in slow traffic. She just drove 15 mph slower than the rest of the cars so she could play with her phone in 8 second intervals.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
02/14/22 6:11:02 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
But how much do you really need any of this? Even the way you talk about it is like a luxury good. I'm not trying to say what you can or can't enjoy with your money, that's fine, but these trends are eating at the broader consumer base too. Maybe I'm just in a very small minority and people don't really want what I want out of a phone
You just said it - it's a luxury which is always about excess. No one uses their phone to its full capability but we like knowing these options or features are there should we need it. And again, if you're paying $1000+ for these, then you want everything.

The funny thing about small phones is that everyone on the Internet says that the OEMs should make them, but the buying public prefers larger devices.

Anecdotally, I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone 12/13 mini in the wild. Sales say that end users want the big bad Pros/Pro Maxes of the world.

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CoorsLight
02/14/22 6:15:38 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
The funny thing about small phones is that everyone on the Internet says that the OEMs should make them, but the buying public prefers larger devices.

I don't fully buy this though, it's kind of a catch 22. If there just aren't many smaller phone options then people won't buy them. The small ones don't seem to get as much marketing attention either so people may not even be aware they exist. And when there's a product imbalance it's not like it's really 1:1 all other things being equal besides size. So it turns into a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy at some point. It's not like people want to go without a phone at all, so there isn't going to be some big sales backlash, now you just have to take what you can get. I've actually reached a point where I'm just gonna try a new battery with my old phone cause that's the best way to get mine around my desired size without spending a lot.
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project_night
02/14/22 6:21:39 PM
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I paid $150 for my iphone se (2020 version). The only real complaint I have is the battery is shit. I'm usually near a desktop/laptop PC, so the phone doesn't get used for anything intensive (i.e. gaming or hd streaming) though.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
02/14/22 6:25:54 PM
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I'm looking at reporting from Counterpoint Research about data from last month and it has the regular iPhone 13 at 51% of sales, the 13 PM with 23%, the regular Pro at 21% and the mini at 5%. Go to any Apple store and they'll have all these phones laid out. People just don't buy smaller phones no matter how loudly we proclaim that they're needed.

My wife has a 13 PM and you couldn't pay her to take a mini.

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Kombucha
02/14/22 6:34:20 PM
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I'm glad phones are finally larger so I can take advantage of having large manly hands. Smartphones are finally designed for me and I'm not complaining.

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divot1338
02/14/22 6:39:40 PM
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I always wanted to have the end of my pinkie replace with an embedded phone that had a microphone in the end of my finger.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/9/AAXm8_AAC7Rd.jpg

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Lanzol
02/14/22 6:45:54 PM
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I hate how our phone culture has evolved but I mostly blame our crappy phone companies

I used to work for sprint when we started the "phone leasing" thing and it's such a scam lmao

It's crazy how far that has taken off
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ehhwhatever
02/14/22 6:46:55 PM
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I got two phones because Verizon wanted me to keep my account so they only charge me 5 dollars a month but my other Android tracfone is huge and I use it mostly, the 5 dollar one is when I hike and not worry about losing it, thank you Verizon. :)

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LeoRavus
02/14/22 6:49:38 PM
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I'd be ok with big phones if jeans pockets were deeper. My 6.3" feels uncomfortable af and I'll be going smaller next time.


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Kombucha
02/14/22 6:51:18 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I'd be ok with big phones if jeans pockets were deeper. My 6.3" feels uncomfortable af and I'll be going smaller next time.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/6/AABOVBAAC7Rk.jpg

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Master Kazuya
02/14/22 6:53:58 PM
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Yeah I hate how big they are too, and I have big hands. The only reason I have the S20 over the + is because I was given the choice to upgrade to one of them, and the S20 is smaller, no other reason. I really value being able to touch every part of my screen with one hand without fiddling around with the grip. A popsocket helps a bunch but it's dumb that I even need it to begin with. I hardly find myself needing a large screen on a phone. If I'm trying to watch something on a big screen, I already have my laptop or monitor for that. Phone is there to be portable.

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cardgum
02/14/22 6:56:30 PM
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It's crazy how cheap phones are these days. I'm pretty sure this is more powerful than my current phone.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAfM3BAAC7Rr.jpg

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Slaya4
02/14/22 7:02:18 PM
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Agreed. The iPhone 4 or iPhone 13 mini is legit the perfect size.

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Son Of Spam
02/14/22 7:32:27 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
I say go big or go home.

Part of the reason why I prefer larger devices is because they simply have the real estate for larger batteries, displays, and cameras. If I'm going to be spending flagship money, then I want the flagship experience.
The iPhone 13 Mini pretty much checks all of those boxes other than the display size.

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Feline_Heart
02/14/22 7:35:01 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
If people want their big phones that's fine, but even the budget ones are huge now, and I feel like the budget tier is slowly disappearing overall. I just want my exact phone body from like 2014 but with the performance boosts that come with time.

I had the iPhone 6 for 5 years and then I got the iPhone SE 2020 a year ago which is pretty much the exact same phone except it runs faster and has a better camera

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Naysaspace
02/14/22 7:36:42 PM
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literally an ice cold take

It's not that i dislike how big phones are, i hate how there are virtually no smaller ones on the market anymore. God forbid a man wearing tight pants sit down with a phone in his pocket and not have it blow out the stitching and/or jab right into your hip bone

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 7:38:11 PM
#39:


Naysaspace posted...
God forbid a man wearing tight pants sit down with a phone in his pocket and not have it blow out the stitching and/or jab right into your hip bone
get a phone holster

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAEhCpAAC7Sg.jpg
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Kloe_Rinz
02/14/22 8:37:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
get a phone holster

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAEhCpAAC7Sg.jpg
Thats 90 degrees away from being a fanny pack. No thanks. Whats wrong with using a pocket? Thats what they are there for. Unless you're wearing bad pants, even jeans pockets will hold the largest phablets with ease. Don't use back pockets either, those are for weirdos
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CoorsLight
02/14/22 8:40:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
get a phone holster

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAEhCpAAC7Sg.jpg

What do you think I am, a boomer?

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divot1338
02/15/22 7:31:34 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
get a phone holster

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAEhCpAAC7Sg.jpg
I used to work with this guy who emigrated here from Germany who would carry around his phone and wallet in a shoulder holster.

I tried to explain to him that he was going to get in a shootout especially if he didnt get a car and stop walking to work down the side of I-35.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/15/22 8:34:05 AM
#43:


Heat dissipation is a major issue in this.

It's hard to fit better tech in a smaller device because it overheats. Trying to convince buyers to have an underpowered and smaller phone is much more difficult than convincing them that they should get a giant screen and a more responsive experience.

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wackyteen
02/15/22 8:38:12 AM
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I have a 6.8" phone and I wish it was bigger.

Hated that they went with taller vs proportionally bigger though, around 2016

I understand why but don't necessarily like the execution

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Ranting Nord
02/15/22 9:23:07 AM
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I'm a giant dude with giant hands. This probably affords me bigger pockets. I even got an iPad mini for even bigger one-handed browsing at home and I love.

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Ricemills
02/15/22 9:28:20 AM
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cardgum posted...
It's crazy how cheap phones are these days. I'm pretty sure this is more powerful than my current phone.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAfM3BAAC7Rr.jpg

why is it said "32GB rom" when you can not just read the memory, but also write on it?

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QueenCarly
02/15/22 9:56:36 AM
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I don't have an issue with the expanding size of phones as a whole, but I am annoyed that there aren't smaller devices being made for people that need them.

You can find a few, and Samsung honestly did a good job downsizing the base model S22 this year.

I don't need a smaller device, but just for accessibility purposes there really needs to be good smaller phones being made more often.

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YWS-is-King
02/15/22 10:11:10 AM
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TC literally has Trump hands

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DarkRoast
02/15/22 10:18:09 AM
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This is why I love my Z Fold 2.

It's small when I need a phone and huge when I need a tablet.

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