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Heartomaton
02/03/22 1:49:49 AM
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Punchy money.


They don't know why you're doing it and you can't tell them.

There would be no consequences for you if you chose to do it.

You have to really put effort into it, too.

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bigtiggie23
02/03/22 1:51:14 AM
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Do it, then anonymously slip them a couple million afterward.

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Talas
02/03/22 1:51:16 AM
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Can I give them half of the money afterwards, anonymously?

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/03/22 1:52:31 AM
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I don't think I could put my heart into it. But I sure am tempted. Going to work sucks

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Naysaspace
02/03/22 1:52:34 AM
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I'd drag on the fight for so long and coach them for what i'm going to do so they can mitigate pain and damage, then eventually the fight would end when they're tired out

like u dont need to bludgeon them lmao

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Heartomaton
02/03/22 1:53:41 AM
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Talas posted...
Can I give them half of the money afterwards, anonymously?

Only restriction is that you can't tell them or let them know why in any way.

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Pepys Monster
02/03/22 2:03:25 AM
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I wanted to say no, but with that money, I could do enough good in the world to make up for it, starting with giving them $1 million.

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JTilly
02/03/22 2:11:00 AM
#8:


Say no mo tc
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GGuirao13
02/03/22 3:43:00 AM
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No deal.

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haloiscoolisbak
02/03/22 4:05:52 AM
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I don't know if I could literally do it. The one time I was in a fight I felt really disgusting throwing a punch. It wasn't even fear, violence really bothers me

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/03/22 4:06:54 AM
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i would feel bad for it but i suppose i could pay some sort of compensation for the trouble...
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g0ldie
02/03/22 4:11:56 AM
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nice to finally get paid for doing what I love

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ModLogic
02/03/22 4:35:03 AM
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better watch yourself TC


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Nukazie
02/03/22 4:55:58 AM
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just a few punches, rules doesnt say they have to be hospitalized

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Thompson
02/03/22 5:00:26 AM
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This proposition really feels, well... revoltingly unethical, but also, I doubt I have the muscle strength to do any kind of beating even if I tried.

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LiqiudusSnake
02/03/22 5:04:18 AM
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Id be in the receiving end of that for even 50k. Me and my family are in such a rough spot right now that I would take just about any punishment to make their lives better

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g0ldie
02/03/22 5:04:53 AM
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Nukazie posted...
just a few punches, rules doesnt say they have to be hospitalized
the OP says you have to "really put effort into it"

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JTilly
02/03/22 5:10:01 AM
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g0ldie posted...
the OP says you have to "really put effort into it"
Right, Im thinking, put youre all into it.. and when youre feeling exhaused, youre knuckles are bleeding, and you dont think you can throw anymore.. Push, go the extra mile, imagine losing out on the money because you didnt deliver a proper beatdown. Believe, Concieve, Achieve.
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rivers
02/03/22 5:11:30 AM
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no way, not a chance

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:12:05 AM
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ModLogic posted...
better watch yourself TC
I wanted to say this too but he ain't innocent

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Smashingpmkns
02/03/22 5:12:05 AM
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Sorry stranger

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MedeaLysistrata
02/03/22 5:15:53 AM
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Sure

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HairyQueen
02/03/22 5:17:14 AM
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Id just apologize to them and tell them Im gonna pay them $1 million. That doesnt break the rules because Im not telling them WHY Im doing it.

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xGhostchantx
02/03/22 5:21:21 AM
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Absolutely would.
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g0ldie
02/03/22 5:21:37 AM
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JTilly posted...
Right, Im thinking, put youre all into it.. and when youre feeling exhaused, youre knuckles are bleeding, and you dont think you can throw anymore.. Push, go the extra mile, imagine losing out on the money because you didnt deliver a proper beatdown. Believe, Concieve, Achieve.
yea, I feel like a person with average strength could likely seriously injure, or kill someone, by going all out on them, and still have more to offer

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JTilly
02/03/22 5:25:47 AM
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g0ldie posted...
yea, I feel like a person with average strength could likely seriously injure, or kill someone, by going all out on them, and still have more to offer
The tc said no consequences would come of it..

Nah im kidding man, my post was just a parody
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FakeAccount3000
02/03/22 5:27:22 AM
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Can I share the money and be a wiseass and say something like "Hey, this isn't because some weirdo gave me a ton of money to beat you up. This isn't because of that. Don't ever think it's because of that."

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JTilly
02/03/22 5:28:29 AM
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FakeAccount3000 posted...
Can I share the money and be a wiseass and say something like "Hey, this isn't because some weirdo gave me a ton of money to beat you up. This isn't because of that. Don't ever think it's because of that."
Id be even more scared because youd sound like a damn lunatic
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Guide
02/03/22 5:47:57 AM
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It would solve too many problems not to do. I'll give them a mil, though.

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Zergrush80
02/03/22 5:51:16 AM
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Yes I would and afterwards both our lives will be all the better for it.

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ThePopcornKing
02/03/22 6:08:28 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I wanted to say no, but with that money, I could do enough good in the world to make up for it, starting with giving them $1 million.

They're the ones who've taken the beating, if you're pretending to be ethical you should give them the money

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Nukazie
02/03/22 7:06:49 AM
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g0ldie posted...
the OP says you have to "really put effort into it"
would knocking them down with a bunch of punch not count to actual effort

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The_Korey
02/03/22 7:23:40 AM
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Kan I do it masked/gloved/ect to hide fully hide my identity, and then send him 1 mil with a kard klaiming I thought he was someone else? That way he gets good kompensation and doesn't go the rest of his life wondering what he did wrong or if he's still being targeted.

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Turbam
02/03/22 7:30:40 AM
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Akagami_Shanks
02/03/22 7:47:35 AM
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body punches, they're defenseless you don't have to fuck up their face

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mooreandrew58
02/03/22 8:00:02 AM
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Could it be a inmate that is guilty of why they are in prison but did nothing to deserve the beat down in that moment?

Actually the one that comes to mind idgaf if he's guilty of his crimes or not.

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Lokison
02/03/22 8:13:30 AM
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Gimme the bat TC, I'll do it.

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voldothegr8
02/03/22 8:14:47 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Sorry stranger

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blackpanther59
02/03/22 8:15:27 AM
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nah
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Master Kazuya
02/03/22 8:19:24 AM
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You guys are smart with the giving them some money afterwards bit. Originally I'd even agree to do it without that. 50 million is generation money, not just life money

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Tenlaar
02/03/22 8:20:16 AM
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Without a seconds hesitation. That money would allow me to spend the rest of my life doing good with no monetary concerns.
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Solid Sonic
02/03/22 9:02:41 AM
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Any excuse for me to be violent is an opportunity I'd take.

I'd feel bad about it afterwards, though.

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fohstick
02/03/22 9:13:52 AM
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ITT: evil ass motherfuckers
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RetsuZaiZen
02/03/22 9:15:04 AM
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If I get to pick the dude, sure. Otherwise, nah.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/03/22 9:19:21 AM
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fohstick posted...
ITT: evil ass motherfuckers
Don't give that guy a gun

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bigblu89
02/03/22 9:30:17 AM
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Who decides how far I have to go to consider the other person "beaten up"?

What if the person fights back, or unknown to me is into MMA or Karate and ends up beating me up? Do I still get the money?

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Solid Snake07
02/03/22 10:03:05 AM
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How bad of a beating beating are we talking?


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SSMajinVegeta2
02/03/22 10:24:33 AM
#49:


Dont think its in me even if I gave them
half the money after. It would just me mentally too much

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Guide
02/03/22 4:49:45 PM
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fohstick posted...
ITT: evil ass motherfuckers
I'd take a surprise beating if it resulted in a million.

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