Poll of the Day > Imagine being a muggle and faking your way through Hogwarts

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NeoSioType
02/01/22 1:53:00 AM
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The school made a mistake.

Like the Mx0 manga meets Harry Potter fanfiction.
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helIy
02/01/22 4:09:35 AM
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"okay class, today we're gonna be practicing hitting something from a distance with a spell that does some shit"

and like the kid just pulls out a gun and shoots the target and everyone is all like "oooooooo" and thinks they're a super talented witch and/or wizard

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Criminalt
02/01/22 9:33:36 AM
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Makes you wonder if Hogwarts ever had a school shooting ... or should that be wanding?

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Revelation34
02/01/22 9:35:04 AM
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Wat

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BEERandWEED
02/01/22 9:46:57 AM
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How would they get through the sorting hat ceremony?

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LinkPizza
02/01/22 10:26:35 AM
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NeoSioType posted...
Like the Mx0 manga meets Harry Potter fanfiction.

This is what I immediately thought of when I saw the topic title

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Ogurisama
02/01/22 10:36:41 AM
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Not possible

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Quill_of_Acceptance#:~:text=The%20Quill%20of%20Acceptance%2C%20also,as%20the%20Book%20of%20Admittance.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Book_of_Admittance

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Veedrock-
02/01/22 10:54:43 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Not possible
Ooooo it writes a name, how authoritative.

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Ogurisama
02/01/22 11:23:23 AM
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Veedrock- posted...
Ooooo it writes a name, how authoritative.
And the book will shut if the person doesnt have enough magic, preventing the pen from making a mistake.

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helIy
02/01/22 11:29:39 AM
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Criminalt posted...
Makes you wonder if Hogwarts ever had a school shooting ... or should that be wanding?
they had a very notable one, yes

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Revelation34
02/01/22 11:31:11 AM
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helIy posted...

they had a very notable one, yes


I don't think adults attacking children count.

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helIy
02/01/22 11:33:02 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
And the book will shut if the person doesnt have enough magic, preventing the pen from making a mistake.
then how did filch go to hogwarts

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helIy
02/01/22 11:34:17 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
I don't think adults attacking children count.

as a school shooting? it's literally the entire definition of one, adults rolled up and started shooting at them, at school

are you being fucking serious rev

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Revelation34
02/01/22 12:11:10 PM
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helIy posted...


as a school shooting? it's literally the entire definition of one, adults rolled up and started shooting at them, at school

are you being fucking serious rev


It was a war. They also shot back. Good luck actually finding somebody shooting back at a school shooter.

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helIy
02/01/22 12:13:02 PM
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it was still a school shooting. Voldemort and his fellas rolled up to the school and literally started shooting and you apparently never heard of security guards in schools in real life who do shoot back.


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Cruddy_horse
02/01/22 1:52:06 PM
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You heard it here, it's not a school shooting if anybody fights back.
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Kyuubi4269
02/01/22 2:03:21 PM
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It's not Konoha, you can't fake your way through on taijutsu alone.

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Metalsonic66
02/01/22 2:11:22 PM
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Kinda like Little Witch Academia

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The_Viscount
02/01/22 5:25:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Kinda like Little Witch Academia

Yeah, I feel like this concept has been done pretty frequently... although I can't remember anybody in LWA with that problem, since the MC just really sucked with magic (and then another character's power was weakening rather than gone)

As such, it's not much of a hook by itself

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dioxxys
02/01/22 5:33:56 PM
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That's kind of what demon school iruma kun is like but he's pretending to be a demon

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Blightzkrieg
02/01/22 5:35:37 PM
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Imagine being the most famous person in the world and still letting your friend smash Hermione

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dioxxys
02/01/22 5:36:50 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Imagine being the most famous person in the world and still letting your friend smash Hermione
No picking the Asian girl or the redhead was the right choice
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Metalsonic66
02/01/22 5:49:26 PM
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The_Viscount posted...
Yeah, I feel like this concept has been done pretty frequently... although I can't remember anybody in LWA with that problem, since the MC just really sucked with magic (and then another character's power was weakening rather than gone)

As such, it's not much of a hook by itself
Well I did say Kinda

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Kimbos_Egg
02/01/22 6:32:03 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...
How would they get through the sorting hat ceremony?

this actually happened once.

he went on to be a famous rugby player IIRC

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The_Viscount
02/01/22 7:53:04 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Imagine being the most famous person in the world and still letting your friend smash Hermione

It feels like there were countless better choices than Hermoine.

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Metalsonic66
02/01/22 11:01:45 PM
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Can you imagine living with Hermione?

She'd be like Monica x100

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T0ffee
02/01/22 11:07:02 PM
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helIy posted...
then how did filch go to hogwarts

He never went to school there. He was just hired as a caretaker.

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agesboy
02/01/22 11:42:45 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...
How would they get through the sorting hat ceremony?
that hat does whatever the fuck it feels like, you could probably convince him to slip you in just by promising it'd be funny

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Revelation34
02/02/22 12:22:57 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Can you imagine living with Hermione?

She'd be like Monica x100


Which Monica?

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Krazy_Kirby
02/02/22 4:37:40 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Which Monica?

i'm guessing friends

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flashleet
02/02/22 4:51:10 AM
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How you gettin' through that wall on p'form 9 and 3/4?

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Sarcasthma
02/02/22 5:18:16 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
It was a war. They also shot back. Good luck actually finding somebody shooting back at a school shooter.
What the fuck is wrong with you, rev.

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LinkPizza
02/02/22 5:30:12 AM
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flashleet posted...
How you gettin' through that wall on p'form 9 and 3/4?

Google says:

Muggles can access Platform 9&3/4 but only then if they are specifically informed about it. Lily's parents were informed about this secret platform and only then they could enter it.

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Blightzkrieg
02/02/22 5:45:28 AM
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It's crazy how much effort the wizarding world puts into "fuck muggles" and literally nothing else, though this is admittedly a theme of the series.

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Revelation34
02/02/22 1:28:25 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
It's crazy how much effort the wizarding world puts into "fuck muggles" and literally nothing else, though this is admittedly a theme of the series.


Sometimes literally.

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Metalsonic66
02/02/22 3:55:51 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Which Monica?
If you have to ask, you wouldn't get it

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agesboy
02/02/22 4:34:42 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
If you have to ask, you wouldn't get it
if you mean ddlc, that's not how her name is spelled

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LinkPizza
02/02/22 4:43:29 PM
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agesboy posted...
if you mean ddlc, that's not how her name is spelled

Probably not that one

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