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Cocytus
01/23/22 5:01:28 PM
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Had to empty the Gatorade first, sadly.
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R1masher
01/23/22 5:02:16 PM
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Threw it out, the window?

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Cocytus
01/23/22 5:03:44 PM
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R1masher posted...
Threw it out, the window?
Yup
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MabusIncarnate
01/23/22 5:04:15 PM
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No one likes a litter bug

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Vicious_Dios
01/23/22 5:04:17 PM
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Congrats on further polluting the great city of HughsTAWN.

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Turbam
01/23/22 5:05:19 PM
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https://imgur.com/0eKh4XR

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XxKrazyChaosxX
01/23/22 5:05:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/2/AAJmR2AAC1xA.jpg

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Cocytus
01/23/22 5:09:18 PM
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Not the bottle itself, just the piss and the fruit punch Gatorade
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BlingBling22947
01/23/22 5:15:28 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Had to empty the Gatorade first, sadly.

Why the fuck couldn't you chug it now?

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a-c-a-b
01/23/22 5:16:23 PM
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Pissing in bottles is for boys. Men piss in jugs.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/23/22 5:20:24 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Pissing in bottles is for boys. Men piss in jugs.
men piss in buckets

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R1masher
01/23/22 5:22:07 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
men piss in buckets

men piss in condoms

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Alteres
01/23/22 5:25:48 PM
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R1masher posted...
men piss in condoms
Water balloons are awesome

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CommonGrackle
01/23/22 5:26:04 PM
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you fellas never heard of "trucker bombs"?
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Cocytus
01/23/22 5:30:14 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Why the fuck couldn't you chug it now?
Because I'm trying to moderate my sugar intake.
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Cocytus
01/23/22 5:30:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Bingo
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Heartomaton
01/23/22 5:32:07 PM
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This topic unfortunately reminded me of something disgusting that my half-brother did for a while when we were teens.

In order to avoid getting out of bed and making the fifteen foot trip to the bathroom, he'd piss in a cranberry juice jug.

He'd also put... other stuff into the jug when he was "in the mood".

But he didn't empty it until it was completely filled, and even then, it would sit in his room hidden and full until he absolutely had to empty it.

So at any given time, there was the possibility of a gallon jug of piss and jizz just sitting in his room.

I'm so glad I haven't had any significant contact with him in years.

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Turbam
01/23/22 5:32:18 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Because I'm trying to moderate my sugar intake.
There's no sugar in pee

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Heartomaton
01/23/22 5:34:42 PM
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Right?

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Alteres
01/23/22 5:36:58 PM
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I didnt need to read that.

*tho dolomedes did remind me I used to piss in the sink in my old ass college dorm.

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CanuckCowboy
01/23/22 5:38:36 PM
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Way of the road, Bubs. Way of the road.

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Arcanine2009
01/23/22 5:47:18 PM
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Turbam posted...
There's no sugar in pee
There is. More so if you ate a lot of sugary stuff.

Diabetics have a sweet urine smell.


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Unsugarized_Foo
01/23/22 5:55:32 PM
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I do this all the time for my driving job. Finding a spot to pee takes up so much time

Pouring it out the window is sus...it means you went slow enough to be near a bathroom

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CommonGrackle
01/24/22 11:06:56 AM
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the Air Force uses "piddle packs" which solidify the stuff for easier disposal but I don't know how cheap they are

they would be better than juggling around jars of urine or heaven forbid tossing them out the window where someone...eventually...has to pick them up.
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kingdrake2
01/24/22 11:19:24 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Diabetics have a sweet urine smell.


oh noes. diabeetus.

takes our legs. sugar free future.

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Giant_Aspirin
01/24/22 11:50:06 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Yup

fuck off litterbug

Cocytus posted...
Not the bottle itself, just the piss and the fruit punch Gatorade

oh sorry, mb

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Cocytus
01/24/22 2:04:12 PM
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That's what I'm saying. I drank just a little, dumped that shit out and pissed in the bottle.
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Cocytus
01/24/22 2:12:25 PM
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I think I got it for free actually at work. It's not something I normally drink.
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SSJPurple
01/24/22 2:18:54 PM
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Thats kind of messed up

Do you ever stop to think about the people who have to pick up your trash?


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Cocytus
01/24/22 2:25:51 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Thats kind of messed up

Do you ever stop to think about the people who have to pick up your trash?
I already said I didn't throw out the actual bottle.
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Machete
01/24/22 2:26:26 PM
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Some far right anti vaxxer probably found it and thought "this is enough covid medicine to immunize my entire extended family! "

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Cocytus
01/24/22 2:28:32 PM
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Incidentally, I also have a bottle of rubbing alcohol in my car for sanitizer, so I used that to wash my hands after.
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Heavy_D_Forever
01/24/22 6:11:41 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Way of the road, Bubs. Way of the road.
Jesus Ray, that's a lot of piss jugs!!

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action52
01/24/22 6:14:29 PM
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Cocytus posted...
I already said I didn't throw out the actual bottle.
Oh I get it now TC. You dumped the piss out of the bottle. Post 8 makes it clear.

That first post made it sound like you threw a piss-filled bottle out the window, which is a real asshole thing to do.

Glad to see you didn't do that.

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ehhwhatever
01/24/22 6:16:30 PM
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Why do people not want to be a mower along highways?

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HA4e
01/24/22 6:17:48 PM
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I found some sweet gatorade outside, didn't know which flavor.

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ROBANN_88
01/24/22 6:22:10 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
This topic unfortunately reminded me of something disgusting that my half-brother did for a while when we were teens.

i really wish i hadn't read that

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Cocytus
01/25/22 9:24:54 AM
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Hahaha. I did it discreet. I opened the car door while parked and poured it out on the parking lot.
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Rapid99
01/25/22 10:14:21 AM
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Turbam posted...
https://imgur.com/0eKh4XR


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Tom Clark
01/25/22 10:16:45 AM
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Bezos would be proud.

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