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PuppetPalClem
12/28/21 9:08:18 AM
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Wiping is such a pain (in the butt). I feel like there has to be a more efficient method.

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R1masher
12/28/21 9:09:37 AM
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Not a bathroom, but a house?

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DrizztLink
12/28/21 9:09:56 AM
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https://www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Bidets-Bidet-Attachments/N-5yc1vZcesm

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PuppetPalClem
12/28/21 9:11:28 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
https://www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Bidets-Bidet-Attachments/N-5yc1vZcesm
I shouldve been clearer. I rent an apartment for college. Im not about to improve this place. The landlord is a jerk lol

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DrizztLink
12/28/21 9:12:18 AM
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PuppetPalClem posted...
I shouldve been clearer. I rent an apartment for college. Im not about to improve this place. The landlord is a jerk lol
Oh, these are not at all permanent.

I'd say ten minutes to put on or take off and you can take it with you.

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PuppetPalClem
12/28/21 9:13:04 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Oh, these are not at all permanent.

I'd say ten minutes to put on or take off and you can take it with you.
Whoa. Thanks man!

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DrizztLink
12/28/21 9:19:49 AM
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PuppetPalClem posted...
Whoa. Thanks man!
The one I have attaches where the hose meets the wall, just turn off the water, disconnect the hose, insert the bidet attachment, reattach the hose, turn on water.

There will undoubtedly be unforeseen difficulties in the installation but it's pretty straightforward.

As long as you turn the goddamn water off.

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monkmith
12/28/21 9:32:32 AM
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cold water gets COLD in the winter, how can anyone willingly use one of these things?

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PuppetPalClem
12/28/21 9:33:57 AM
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monkmith posted...
cold water gets COLD in the winter, how can anyone willingly use one of these things?
Didnt think about that

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eston
12/28/21 9:35:57 AM
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I think some of them warm the water

I just can't really get on board with the ass hose in general

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R1masher
12/28/21 9:36:04 AM
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monkmith posted...
cold water gets COLD in the winter, how can anyone willingly use one of these things?

cold water shrinks and contracts the sphincter which is good, were not trying to fill our butts up with warm water

#enema

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littlebro07
12/28/21 9:37:40 AM
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I need one. Or a better diet. I wipe and wipe and wipe, getting in deep, and yet I still never get all of it.

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DrizztLink
12/28/21 9:39:00 AM
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PuppetPalClem posted...
Didnt think about that
I've never had a problem with it myself, and I don't believe mine has a warning function.

littlebro07 posted...
I need one. Or a better diet. I wipe and wipe and wipe, getting in deep, and yet I still never get all of it.
That or add wet wipes to the routine.

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Cocytus
12/28/21 9:40:15 AM
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Just step in the shower and run your sunflower in the stream.
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monkmith
12/28/21 9:50:16 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That or add wet wipes to the routine.
your plumber will thank you, they love the business that "flushable" wet wipes has generated for them.

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Solid Snake07
12/28/21 9:55:17 AM
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You can buy attachments you can easily install in like 15 mins.

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1337toothbrush
12/28/21 9:56:02 AM
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monkmith posted...
cold water gets COLD in the winter, how can anyone willingly use one of these things?
I love blasting icicles up my ass. It's quite refreshing.

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