Poll of the Day > Stuck in America for Christmas

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 8:51:54 AM
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God I hate this country.

Merry Chrysler all you geniuses.
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DukeRaouI
12/24/21 8:57:56 AM
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Happy festivus to you and your family.

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sodium-chloride
12/24/21 9:01:00 AM
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Notschmendrake posted...
God I hate this country.

Merry Chrysler all you geniuses.

Are you the poster who lies about having a lot of sex or nah
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teddy241
12/24/21 9:01:38 AM
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https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58
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FatalAccident
12/24/21 9:07:45 AM
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Notschmendrake posted...
God I hate this country.

Merry Chrysler all you geniuses.
lmao

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 9:26:11 AM
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DukeRaouI posted...
Happy festivus to you and your family.

You too Duke.

sodium-chloride posted...
Are you the poster who lies about having a lot of sex or nah

I dont much talk about my sex life, no.
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Bulbasaur
12/24/21 11:48:27 AM
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you uh

you live here

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 12:09:10 PM
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Yes that is the point. I dont want to live here right now. Congratulations, you can read. Was that supposed to be a monumental reveal?

I have property elsewhere and it is much nicer, purely by virtue of not being here. I'd rather live there right now. Christmas is ruined.
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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 12:17:07 PM
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Oh hey, thanks for the reminder that things could always be worse
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jsb0714
12/24/21 1:59:07 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Yes that is the point. I dont want to live here right now. Congratulations, you can read. Was that supposed to be a monumental reveal?

I have property elsewhere and it is much nicer, purely by virtue of not being here. I'd rather live there right now. Christmas is ruined.
Sure you do
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rexcrk
12/24/21 2:03:38 PM
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As an American, my condolences.

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 2:42:42 PM
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rexcrk posted...
As an American, my condolences.

Well, as an American it is your fault, so thank you
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
12/24/21 2:54:52 PM
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Get cucked
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JixHedgehog
12/24/21 3:19:52 PM
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May as well make the most of it

Grab a 6 pack, eat something overloaded with cheese and have a Merry Christmas

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Bulbasaur
12/24/21 6:48:30 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Yes that is the point. I dont want to live here right now. Congratulations, you can read. Was that supposed to be a monumental reveal?

I have property elsewhere and it is much nicer, purely by virtue of not being here. I'd rather live there right now. Christmas is ruined.
sure buddy

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 6:53:47 PM
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Oh no, someone loser online whose defining trait is being toxic didnt believe something I said.

Gosh darn it whatever will I do lol. My christmas is double ruined now.

JixHedgehog posted...
May as well make the most of it

Grab a 6 pack, eat something overloaded with cheese and have a Merry Christmas

I am more of a wine drinker, and cheese makes me fart, but you better believe I'm a couple bottles in already. My dumb family will be back at the dumb house for dumb dinner soon. Is it 2022 yet?
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jsb0714
12/24/21 7:46:44 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
I am more of a wine drinker, and cheese makes me fart, but you better believe I'm a couple bottles in already. My dumb family will be back at the dumb house for dumb dinner soon. Is it 2022 yet?
Bitches about family but probably won't eat cheese around them.
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Nichtcrawler X
12/24/21 7:53:29 PM
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So why are you stuck? Can they even forbid you from leaving? (Unless they suspect you from really messing up?)

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Cacciato
12/24/21 8:12:46 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
So why are you stuck? Can they even forbid you from leaving? (Unless they suspect you from really messing up?)
In the US if you havent masturbated at least 15 times to the flag that year then youre prohibited from leaving for the next calendar year.
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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 10:23:17 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
So why are you stuck? Can they even forbid you from leaving? (Unless they suspect you from really messing up?)

Shit happened, and we werent able to make our intended flight.

Fuck. I'm mad again and it's almost Jesus's birthday.

jsb0714 posted...
Bitches about family but probably won't eat cheese around them.

Most people dont like the smell of farts, so I usually try to avoid it if a fistful of lactaid isnt available.

If you like the smell of farts then that's your business, but I dont see what it has to do with my lactose intolerance. I'm not going to fart on you if that's what you're after.
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LinkPizza
12/24/21 10:36:18 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Shit happened, and we werent able to make our intended flight.

Couldn't get another ticket in time?

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Notschmendrake
12/24/21 10:50:46 PM
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3 last minute international tickets the week before Christmas means its a bit more than my husband is willing to spend, and he wont fly coach. I cant really press the issue. he wanted to stay and visit family anyways, so fuck me.

Not that big a deal, I'm just a spoiled bitch and I'm not getting what I want so I'm maybe throwing a christmas tantrum.
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jsb0714
12/24/21 11:04:22 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Most people dont like the smell of farts, so I usually try to avoid it if a fistful of lactaid isnt available.

If you like the smell of farts then that's your business, but I dont see what it has to do with my lactose intolerance. I'm not going to fart on you if that's what you're after.
Now you see why you're in the situation you're in.
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St_Kevin
12/24/21 11:23:25 PM
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Could be worse

Could be

Christmas in Afghanistan

Starring Jason Statham

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