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littlebro07
12/13/21 8:24:16 PM
#1:


I despise the Two Front Teeth and Hippopotamus songs

oh and that one about the kid buying shoes for his dying mom

edit: god damn it why cant we edit topic titles

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LordYeezus
12/13/21 8:28:48 PM
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any pop ones

prefer the classic stuff like carol of the bells

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Irony
12/13/21 8:30:32 PM
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https://youtu.be/hMhMekfIyos

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Ivany2008
12/13/21 8:30:47 PM
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anything that modernizes something that doesn't need to be modernized. I'm also not a huge fan of modernizing religious traditions to fit in with the new world. I remember going to my Grandmothers church and they did a whole journalistic interview with Joseph and Mary, and it turned my stomach.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/13/21 8:33:31 PM
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all of them

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ArchHero
12/13/21 8:34:09 PM
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I don't know. I can only think of good ones, like We Three Kings. But this weather is really chilly and I don't like it

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ZMythos
12/13/21 8:37:26 PM
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"Last Christmas" by Wham is fucking awful. It's not even a christmas song. I could replace "christmas" with "tuesday" in the lyrics and the song would lose zero meaning.

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Bishop_Hastur
12/13/21 8:37:36 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI

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littlebro07
12/13/21 9:56:37 PM
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Maybe people like this one but it creeps me the fuck out.

https://youtu.be/AixrR-IV81A

The part near the end where they just chant RIIIIIIING feels like something out of a Christmas horror movie

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marthsheretoo
12/13/21 9:59:20 PM
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I'm actually working on a "25 worst Christmas songs" writeup for next year, and let me tell you, the competition is fierce.

Here are 2 of my favorite contenders.

https://youtu.be/Jzo4QDfJhvA

https://youtu.be/bzhdeMahaTM

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Turtlemayor333
12/13/21 9:59:38 PM
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That Paul McCartney song is a banger, no idea why people hate it when compared with some of these other stinkers

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Medussa
12/13/21 10:01:06 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
all of them

with maybe an exception for TSO. maybe.

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PepsiWithCoke
12/13/21 10:02:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

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BilalPowell
12/13/21 10:40:50 PM
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All Christmas songs not by Trans-Siberian Orchestra are annoying

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Serious Cat
12/13/21 10:56:56 PM
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ZMythos posted...
"Last Christmas" by Wham is fucking awful. It's not even a christmas song. I could replace "christmas" with "tuesday" in the lyrics and the song would lose zero meaning.
There's the element of something that happened a year ago that you don't get with generic Tuesday. There's also a heavy gift metaphor that you likewise don't get with a generic Tuesday. Now it's an amazing song. You're welcome.

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Questionmarktarius
12/13/21 11:01:13 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/9/AAEhCpAACsY9.jpg

Pick anything from that album.

...excuse me while I see if it's on vinyl.
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Shotgunnova
12/13/21 11:03:46 PM
#17:


The Long Ryders - Christmas in New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C18iyHd5Dw


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DoubleDare
12/13/21 11:09:23 PM
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ZMythos posted...
"Last Christmas" by Wham is fucking awful. It's not even a christmas song. I could replace "christmas" with "tuesday" in the lyrics and the song would lose zero meaning.

You know whats worse?
Every cover of it, someone is alot worse.
I never minded Wham's version since George Michael was a good singer, but every single cover, its always sung more annoyingly, which does make you realize it is kind of a crappy song.

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littlebro07
12/14/21 8:29:21 AM
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Medussa posted...
with maybe an exception for TSO. maybe.

BilalPowell posted...
All Christmas songs not by Trans-Siberian Orchestra are annoying

I used to see their concert every year, its so damn cool

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Alucard188
12/14/21 8:30:44 AM
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I'm glad I haven't heard the hippopotamus song yet. That thing is like gargling with hydrochloric acid.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
12/14/21 8:35:23 AM
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Irony posted...
https://youtu.be/hMhMekfIyos

came to post this

absolute dog shit

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DoubleDare
12/15/21 8:57:46 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIBvul7_jg

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Couldn't miss this one this year

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radical rhino
12/15/21 9:13:08 AM
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That fucking Paul McCartney shit.

like #5 is the John Lennon song where he guilts you for not donating to poor people or whatever.

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littlebro07
12/15/21 9:57:47 AM
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radical rhino posted...
like #5 is the John Lennon song where he guilts you for not donating to poor people or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK9Gwn8_BsQ ?

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gunplagirl
12/15/21 9:59:37 AM
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Of the staples I'd say the little drummer boy for sure

Out of all of them, I wouldn't know where to begin because I'm not gonna be tricked into looking up Christmas songs on YouTube

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littlebro07
12/15/21 10:02:14 AM
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Oof, I forgot about Little Drummer Boy.

I haven't heard that one in awhile. I always hated it.

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CrimsonWaffle
12/15/21 10:12:41 AM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw
Came in to post this

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
12/15/21 10:21:55 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
came to post this

absolute dog shit

Same. Agree.

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Returning_CEmen
12/15/21 10:23:08 AM
#29:


Santa Buddy by Michael Buble(sp)

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Returning_CEmen
12/15/21 10:23:56 AM
#30:


Christmas Shoes is also dogshit

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Old NoiseTank
12/15/21 10:48:33 AM
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Irony posted...
https://youtu.be/hMhMekfIyos

ding ding ding

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SparkClark
12/15/21 10:50:13 AM
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SING SING RING A LING DING DING RING A LING DOOOOO

its a lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with YOOOOOUUUU

jfc i hate that fucking song

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UnholyMudcrab
12/15/21 10:57:30 AM
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Gotta be Christmas Shoes. That song is revolting. Yup, God made the kid's mother die so your dumb ass could learn the meaning of Christmas.

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Turbam
12/15/21 11:01:11 AM
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Hippo one is great because it's so weird and different

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AngelicRadiance
12/15/21 11:03:10 AM
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I had to check this topic to make sure no one said Feliz Navidad, cause I'd have to throw hands

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MC_BatCommander
12/15/21 11:16:24 AM
#36:


12 Days of Christmas.

Annoying melody

Stupid, stupid lyrics

Repetitive beyond belief

It's not just a bad Christmas song but a really bad song in general

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