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[1] White Labrador Retriever

He displays both human and dog characteristics. One minute he could be driving his Prius to the bar for drinks, the next he could be frantically barking at the vacuum cleaner. He's very intelligent, and actually in Mensa. Unfortunately, he wants to fuck your SO and is also racist and will reflexively bark at black people.

[2] Black, gray, and white Pembroke Welsh Corgi

An extremely cheerful little fella, he's small but extremely resilient. He can be lit on fire and smacked like a baseball and emerge happy and without a scratch. Although he can't speak English, he can understand and follow orders such as "Cover your ears". He can also probably work a manual can opener somehow.

[3] Brown Great Dane with black spots

An insatiable glutton, he can empty a fridge in seconds. He can speak broken English, but has a habit of making words sound like they begin with the letter R. Although he's easily frightened, you can get him to do basically anything with his favorite snack.

[4] Black and white Border Collie

An evil, Satanic dog who will torture and/or kill without a second thought, although luckily it's usually reserved only for those who wish harm upon his family. Granted, he holds a grudge, and will also kill those who have mildly inconvenienced him. He's very good at getting away with his evil deeds though, and if someone discovers his dark secret, he can convince everyone else that they're crazy. He can speak to animals and control them though a rather demonic looking process.

[5] Yellow mutant...thing

This monstrosity was the result of trying to make a dog. Even though he only has 2 fat, stumpy legs, he's able to run around just fine. He's a great pastry chef despite that obvious handicap. He will, however, make unwanted sexual advances on your neighbor and threaten them telepathically.

[6] Small pinkish dog with black spots

A loving dog that was orphaned at a young age. He's smart and can do basic household tasks like cooking, cleaning, or using the computer. Just about anything will scare him, but he'll still face any danger in order to protect his loved ones. Random fun fact: He and dog #3 have met :3

[7] Yellow Labrador Retriever

A famous Hollywood actor, he's essentially a human with fur and a dog's head. Endlessly cheerful and energetic, he's a bit of a man-child as he still behaves like someone half his age. A life of success has made him a bit ignorant to the real world, as he thinks that a job will just fall into his lap by walking around. Not really a pet as much as a bro.

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Useless.

I can already control animals.

3 wish I got 5

This topic sucks without pictures. Like Im supposed to know all the dogs.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

3 wish I got 5

Why 5? Why not 4?

I like how you already ran out of different dogs you remembered after the 4th.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I like how you already ran out of different dogs you remembered after the 4th.

Wat

YugiNoob posted...

Wat

He said

.... Wait.idk

People want doggos

I guess I own Scooby Doo now. Ruh roh

4 always loses, i hate mr. pickles

Love 4! Yay Pickles!

Tonight, you

I picked scooby doo. Would have preferred Courage.

Nice. 4 always wins.

viewmaster_pi posted...

4 always loses, i hate mr. pickles

The fuck. I specifically made him #4 because

CanuckCowboy posted...

Nice. 4 always wins.

Your family is safe forever. No one's gonna mess with Satan dog.

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