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DJquackquack
12/08/21 7:42:00 AM
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Who eats baked beans for breakfast!?



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ThyCorndog
12/08/21 7:43:53 AM
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beans on toast eating motherfuckers is who

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 7:44:52 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
beans on toast eating motherfuckers is who
I went to high school with somebody like that.

Poor bastard.

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Sheiky-Baby
12/08/21 7:48:29 AM
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You think that's bad, some people eat ramen and spam in the morning. Blegh.

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 7:51:01 AM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
You think that's bad, some people eat ramen and spam in the morning. Blegh.
Yeah that made my stomach lurch a bit. No more about that.

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/08/21 7:51:20 AM
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Nothing about that is appealing. All the meat is burnt yet undercooked and the eggs are so cooked theyre crispy. Disgusting.

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indica
12/08/21 7:53:32 AM
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I'll have double spam and eggs, with a side of beans and extra spam

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Medussa
12/08/21 7:56:03 AM
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someone please tell me i'm not the only one to think of Volrath's Shapeshifter before the actual food.

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DB_Insider
12/08/21 7:56:41 AM
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mattymad posted...
Beans in the UK aren't like beans in the US.

They're savoury here, just like squishy goodness in a tomato sauce (not ketchup).

Full English is the fucking best breakfast, fight me.
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DJquackquack
12/08/21 7:57:46 AM
#11:


indica posted...
I'll have double spam and eggs, with a side of beans and extra spam
Youll get pancakes and like it!

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FurryPhilosifer
12/08/21 7:57:53 AM
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Picture in OP is not a full English. Looks more like a full Arizona or something idk. But our beans don't look like that. And our sausages don't look like actual dog eggs.

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YugiNoob
12/08/21 7:58:09 AM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
You think that's bad, some people eat ramen and spam in the morning. Blegh.
You have insulted the state of Hawaii. Prepare to duel.

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Flockaveli
12/08/21 7:59:04 AM
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That looks good.

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Ivany2008
12/08/21 8:02:06 AM
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mattymad posted...
Beans in the UK aren't like beans in the US.

They're savoury here, just like squishy goodness in a tomato sauce (not ketchup).

Full English is the fucking best breakfast, fight me.

I'd probably make some adjustments but for the most part I'd agree. White Pudding instead of Black Pudding, Moms homemade beans(made with spices and mustard), and homemade bread or Toutons with pork scrunchions.
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PoundGarden
12/08/21 8:02:30 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Nothing about that is appealing. All the meat is burnt yet undercooked and the eggs are so cooked theyre crispy. Disgusting.

Thats Bri'ish "cuisine" for you

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 8:02:54 AM
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Yall eat pudding with blood in it too. Admit it.

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Xavier_On_High
12/08/21 8:03:29 AM
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Well, any food can look bad if poorly presented. Half of the stuff there looks overcooked, the other half undercooked.

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ThyCorndog
12/08/21 8:07:20 AM
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brits on blood and beans in the morning - "thas good ettin innit"

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Ivany2008
12/08/21 8:09:06 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Yall eat pudding with blood in it too. Admit it.

one of my life goals is to eat traditional haggis.
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TheChariot
12/08/21 8:09:50 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Who eats baked beans for breakfast!?

This is why they deserve Brexit. What an abomination. What the fuck even is that black thing?

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YugiNoob
12/08/21 8:11:08 AM
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TheChariot posted...
This is why they deserve Brexit. What an abomination. What the fuck even is that black thing?
Overcooked dongs

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 8:12:02 AM
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TheChariot posted...
This is why they deserve Brexit. What an abomination. What the fuck even is that black thing?
S*** on a saucer

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Ricemills
12/08/21 8:13:52 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Who eats baked beans for breakfast!?


englishmen, that's who.

FurryPhilosifer posted...
And our sausages don't look like actual dog eggs.

the fuck's a dog eggs?

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Southernfatman
12/08/21 8:19:43 AM
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Why do English breakfast pictures always look kinda gross? It's not the food itself, but how it's presented. It always looks...bleh.

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Flauros
12/08/21 8:21:15 AM
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Fuck that looks disgusting. American breakfast is so much better.

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Funkydog
12/08/21 8:24:30 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Why do English breakfast pictures always look kinda gross? It's not the food itself, but how it's presented. It always looks...bleh.

People seem to like showing overcooked food that is just thrown from across the kitchen at the plate whenever they want to say "X food is bad"

But it's not meant to be a fabulous looking meal, but a "hearty workers breakfast" regardless. Not really a common breakfast here either tbh. Most people ain't got time to make that.
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Lordgold666
12/08/21 8:25:48 AM
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Ditch the mushrooms, and id dive right in

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 8:36:01 AM
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Flauros posted...
Fuck that looks disgusting. American breakfast is so much better.


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saspa
12/08/21 8:37:09 AM
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I love beans. Baked beans on the other hand, are disgusting. I don't know how anyone could ruin perfectly delicious beans
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spikethedevil
12/08/21 8:40:03 AM
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Is TC a UR alt?

Anyway here is an actual full english and mot whatever BS tc is peddling that looks like something someone made after only being aware of the concept and nothing else and then burning everything.



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3PiesAndAFork
12/08/21 8:40:07 AM
#33:


DJquackquack posted...
Who eats baked beans for breakfast!?

That looks fucking delicious.

TheChariot posted...
This is why they deserve Brexit. What an abomination. What the fuck even is that black thing?
Blood sausage if I'm not mistaken.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
12/08/21 8:40:12 AM
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I always wanted to try one of those. When I went to Philly to visit a friend we went to a place just so I could get it. Everything was good except the blood sausage. I don't enjoy the taste.

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Shablagoo
12/08/21 8:40:17 AM
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I actually had baked beans with pork chops for breakfast yesterday. But only because my roommate decided to get up and make it for some reason. I usually dont even eat in the morning.

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Our baked beans are like that too, I mean most do have some tang but theyre savory too. I like eating them on toast.


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YugiNoob
12/08/21 9:41:03 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Is TC a UR alt?

Anyway here is an actual full english and mot whatever BS tc is peddling that looks like something someone made after only being aware of the concept and nothing else and then burning everything.

That mug has derp eyes that are staring into my soul and it creeps me out :<

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QueenCarly
12/08/21 9:42:51 AM
#37:


Medussa posted...
someone please tell me i'm not the only one to think of Volrath's Shapeshifter before the actual food.

You weren't the only one

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
12/08/21 9:45:25 AM
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It's awesome as long as all the ingredients aren't from England.

english sausages taste like ass, as do the beans, so does the bacon. Really only the eggs and tomatoes are edible.

So give me a full English breakfast made in the USA please


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modena
12/08/21 10:22:12 AM
#39:


Flockaveli posted...
That looks good.


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Fade2black001
12/08/21 10:26:13 AM
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The sausage are burnt to a crisp and the eggs also look burnt. If I got that I'll be sending it back

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neccis
12/08/21 10:31:18 AM
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Just give me the black weiners and I'm good.

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neccis
12/08/21 10:33:07 AM
#42:


indica posted...
I'll have double spam and eggs, with a side of beans and extra spam
Then you'll make a nice dutch oven for your girlfriend?


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pinky0926
12/08/21 10:40:30 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Is TC a UR alt?

Anyway here is an actual full english and mot whatever BS tc is peddling that looks like something someone made after only being aware of the concept and nothing else and then burning everything.


This, this is it. The original photo managed to burn everything and yet still undercook the mushrooms. An impressive feat.

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neccis
12/08/21 10:41:54 AM
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MurderousNomad
12/08/21 11:14:22 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Who eats baked beans for breakfast!?

This could be good but the plate is a mess.
Sheiky-Baby posted...
You think that's bad, some people eat ramen and spam in the morning. Blegh.
Yuck.

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Clutch
12/08/21 11:43:16 AM
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Whoever murdered those eggs should be arrested.

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spikethedevil
12/08/21 11:45:06 AM
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Clutch posted...
Whoever murdered those eggs should be arrested.

The sausages are burnt to fucking char coal and same goes for the beans.

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Lil_Bit83
12/08/21 11:48:10 AM
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Uhh... I'll pass.

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Clutch
12/08/21 12:03:15 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
The sausages are burnt to fucking char coal and same goes for the beans.

Its horrifying.

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DJquackquack
12/08/21 12:04:17 PM
#50:


neccis posted...
Just give me the black weiners and I'm good.
*cough*

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