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Turtlebread
11/11/21 3:33:56 AM
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Gobstoppers12
11/11/21 3:36:55 AM
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Where did you summon this 6 year old bill from

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Turtlebread
11/11/21 3:42:27 AM
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my apologies, adjusting for inflation this would be around $163,063.01

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BloodMoon7
11/11/21 3:46:43 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
my apologies, adjusting for inflation this would be around $163,063.01
Just get the homie to suck it out

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Irony
11/11/21 3:48:54 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Where did you summon this 6 year old bill from
Facebook meme

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Nukazie
11/11/21 4:01:31 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Just get the homie to suck it out
yeah, take turns and shit'll be fine

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/11/21 4:51:47 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Just get the homie to suck it out

Cut it with a blade and squeeze it out.

Clean and keep wrapped for a month.

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Doe
11/11/21 4:56:38 AM
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I just wouldn't pay it. I'd rather buy a gun and wave it at any collection agents that come to my house

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Scotty_Rogers
11/11/21 4:57:28 AM
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I heard Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake.

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Flauros
11/11/21 4:57:39 AM
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IIRC almost all the bill was dropped and they paid nearly nothing.

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Irony
11/11/21 5:00:13 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I heard Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake.
That episode was so boring

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HairyQueen
11/11/21 5:02:15 AM
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I would pay zero of those dollars.

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YugiNoob
11/11/21 5:16:04 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
I would pay zero of those dollars.
Me too. State workers get great insurance :3

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viewmaster_pi
11/11/21 5:21:30 AM
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yeah i got charged around $1,000 for going to the ER, then about 700 for bloodwork. taught me to just never go ever again, lol. unless i'm straight up dying, i'd rather take my chances

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YugiNoob
11/11/21 5:27:08 AM
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Not to say that the bill isn't outrageous, but this guy did this to himself. He got bitten because he tried to take a selfie with the rattlesnake. Not to mention that he used up the antivenom storage from 2 hospitals.

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jumi
11/11/21 5:28:37 AM
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Rattlesnake venom isn't that dangerous, I think I'd just drive to Canada.

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HairyQueen
11/11/21 5:32:24 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Me too. State workers get great insurance :3
Lol I meant I would just refuse

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YugiNoob
11/11/21 5:38:11 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
Lol I meant I would just refuse
Ah. But I assume you also wouldn't be stupid enough to try to take a selfie with a rattlesnake either right lol

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rexcrk
11/11/21 7:22:11 AM
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This countrys a fuckin joke.

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Mearcstapa
11/11/21 7:36:03 AM
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I'd withdraw every last dollar I own and bury it somewhere before paying one cent of that.

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Mearcstapa
11/11/21 7:37:18 AM
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Also, whichever hospital administrator is responsible for bills like these ought to be [redacted].

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monkeysRfunny
11/11/21 7:48:13 AM
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That bill is outra-

YugiNoob posted...
He got bitten because he tried to take a selfie with the rattlesnake

Better add a few thousand extra to it as a dumbass fee

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V-E-G-Y-
11/11/21 7:49:35 AM
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