Poll of the Day > if he's not called frankenstein then why is his wife the bride of frankenstien

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checkmate, satanists

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its dr Frankenstein's wife but he lets monster have her cause he is into that and we dont kinkshame

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no

no lets kinkshame

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yeah actually stitching together a bunch of body parts into a monster to fuck your wife is pretty shameful now that I think about it

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As long as the body parts were ethically sourced and not bought from some Burke and Hare types

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TheSlinja posted...

yeah actually stitching together a bunch of body parts into a monster to fuck your wife is pretty shameful now that I think about it

Here's your doublet and felt hat because you are literally a Puritan.

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I have a question about the old movie from the 30s

why does the girl just immediately die when she is thrown in the water. I think even if she couldnt swim she would you know splash around or try to paddle

but in that movie its just *ploop*

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because people are too stupid to know the monsters name
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I wonder what the monsters body temp would run at

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

because people are too stupid to know the monsters name

the author is too stupid to know his own characters name?

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Here's what the internet said on the subject:

Many argue that Frankenstein ought to be called "the monster" and not "Frankenstein", however this second film's title, Bride of Frankenstein. settles this debate once and for all: the monster is nicknamed by his creator's last name, and is simply known as "Frankenstein", since "the bride" was created for him, and not for his doctor creator.

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the monster didn't start out as one, but clearly became one
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Mead posted...

I have a question about the old movie from the 30s

why does the girl just immediately die when she is thrown in the water. I think even if she couldnt swim she would you know splash around or try to paddle

but in that movie its just *ploop*

That's a great question, the answer is genuinely unpleasant to contemplate: Firstly, she does struggle. There's more splashing than can be accounted for by her simply hitting the water. She goes in face down, and it's very possible she reflexively gasps for air *after* going under. This would affect her buoyancy and presence of mind, making it difficult for her to surface, especially if she's not a good swimmer. She probably does continue to splash around, but a few feet under the water. Just because you can't see her struggling doesn't mean she isn't.

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Because Dr. Frankenstein created the bride for the monster, so therefore, she is the bride of Frankienstien, just like the monster is Frankensteins monster.

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helIy posted...

the author is too stupid to know his own characters name?

Mary Shelley didn't write Bride of Frankenstein, though.
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What the flip do Satanists have to do with it?

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Mead posted...

I have a question about the old movie from the 30s

why does the girl just immediately die when she is thrown in the water. I think even if she couldnt swim she would you know splash around or try to paddle

but in that movie its just *ploop*

Sheer laziness on her part.

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

because people are too stupid to know the monsters name

People that think they're smart for knowing the doctor's name really are the worst.

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Mary Shelley didn't write Bride of Frankenstein, though.

Well, she kind of did, just that in the book Victor Frankenstein destroys the bride before finishing it, causing the Creature to kill Elizabeth.

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Since Frankenstein is the Doctor's last name, it's reasonable for the creation to have the same last name. And because it was never given a first name, it's reasonable to call it by it's last name.
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Dikitain posted...

Well, she kind of did, just that in the book Victor Frankenstein destroys the bride before finishing it, causing the Creature to kill Elizabeth.

It's not called the Bride of Frankenstein in the book, though.
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Veedrock- posted...

People that think they're smart for knowing the doctor's name really are the worst.

yeah, it's so horrible to read a great book
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

yeah, it's so horrible to read a great book

as usual you entirely misunderstand the point

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Kungfu Kenobi posted...

As long as the body parts were ethically sourced and not bought from some Burke and Hare types

Also, make sure that theyre not too expensive. So many things cost an arm and a leg these days.

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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...

Also, make sure that theyre not too expensive. So many things cost an arm and a leg these days.

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