Current Events > Drinking Topic 93: Tipping cows and taking names.

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WaterLink 11/08/21 5:34:34 PM #301:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYlG3aFBog --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:959816074] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYlG3aFBog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 5:42:06 PM #302:	My brains are bland as fuck. Never been used much. Weed made em smooth n dull. Luckily I have a thicc belly so the zombies could feast on that for a while. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959816291] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>My brains are bland as fuck. Never been used much. Weed made em smooth n dull. Luckily I have a thicc belly so the zombies could feast on that for a while. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 5:44:41 PM #303:	Pandamonic posted... My brains are bland as fuck. Never been used much. Weed made em smooth n dull. Luckily I have a thicc belly so the zombies could feast on that for a while. I wanna be like those fat zombies in Diablo 3 and when I die, I explode eels all over the place --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959816367] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>My brains are bland as fuck. Never been used much. Weed made em smooth n dull. Luckily I have a thicc belly so the zombies could feast on that for a while.</quote>I wanna be like those fat zombies in Diablo 3 and when I die, I explode eels all over the place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 5:53:44 PM #304:	Fat zombies are the best. I like the ones from Doom 3, they're slow and sometimes you can catch them eating other fat zombies. That's what I would do being a fat zombie. Eat other zombies. Why hunt for food when it's right in front of you? --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959816637] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Fat zombies are the best. I like the ones from Doom 3, they're slow and sometimes you can catch them eating other fat zombies. That's what I would do being a fat zombie. Eat other zombies. Why hunt for food when it's right in front of you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 5:56:46 PM #305:	Us fats gotta stick together man. For comradery and food reserves --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959816732] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Us fats gotta stick together man. For comradery and food reserves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 11/08/21 5:59:37 PM #307:	Didn't he die a few years ago --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959816817] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Didn't he die a few years ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 6:10:32 PM #308:	Smackems posted... Us fats gotta stick together man. For comradery and food reserves Oh absolutely. Every time I see a fat person I honk. So they get in my car and don't have to walk anymore. I've been there man. Walking. :( --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959817125] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Us fats gotta stick together man. For comradery and food reserves</quote>Oh absolutely. Every time I see a fat person I honk. So they get in my car and don't have to walk anymore. I've been there man. Walking. :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 6:11:21 PM #309:	Why can't we hover like the bad guy from Dune --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959817143] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Why can't we hover like the bad guy from Dune </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 6:24:03 PM #310:	What if the hovering ends and we smack on the ground. Poor Earth. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959817500] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>What if the hovering ends and we smack on the ground. Poor Earth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/08/21 6:26:45 PM #311:	Smackems posted... I member eating a lot of mres after Katrina and they all had Tabasco and toilet paper in em Yeah Army mres had a tiny bottle of Tabasco and TP in them, also had some weird heat packet that you add water to and it made the food hot. Some weren't bad, but most were awful. Just thinking about Chilimac in a pouch makes me wanna puke. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959817581] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I member eating a lot of mres after Katrina and they all had Tabasco and toilet paper in em</quote>Yeah Army mres had a tiny bottle of Tabasco and TP in them, also had some weird heat packet that you add water to and it made the food hot. Some weren't bad, but most were awful. Just thinking about Chilimac in a pouch makes me wanna puke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 6:29:54 PM #312:	MabusIncarnate posted... Yeah Army mres had a tiny bottle of Tabasco and TP in them, also had some weird heat packet that you add water to and it made the food hot. Some weren't bad, but most were awful. Just thinking about Chilimac in a pouch makes me wanna puke. ive tried a bunch of Canadian mres a buddy gave me. I have no idea why he ended up with so fucking many of them but honestly most of them were pretty good. Some were at least two years past their date and they were still decent. the poutine was nasty cause the fries were just awful but even it wasnt actually bad. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959817681] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah Army mres had a tiny bottle of Tabasco and TP in them, also had some weird heat packet that you add water to and it made the food hot. Some weren't bad, but most were awful. Just thinking about Chilimac in a pouch makes me wanna puke.</quote> ive tried a bunch of Canadian mres a buddy gave me. I have no idea why he ended up with so fucking many of them but honestly most of them were pretty good. Some were at least two years past their date and they were still decent. the poutine was nasty cause the fries were just awful but even it wasnt actually bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 6:32:01 PM #313:	I liked the mres I had. But I microwaved them. Maybe that made them.. better? Or maybe worse --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959817746] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I liked the mres I had. But I microwaved them. Maybe that made them.. better? Or maybe worse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 6:44:34 PM #314:	Thanks for having my back in that warned topic Canuck. I MISSED WALTER Even my mom said she missed him and I should quit fuckin up lol --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959818063] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Thanks for having my back in that warned topic Canuck. I MISSED WALTER Even my mom said she missed him and I should quit fuckin up lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 7:48:35 PM #315:	I'm aware my porch is gross. Haven't had time or energy to do anything about it --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959819922] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote> I'm aware my porch is gross. Haven't had time or energy to do anything about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 7:50:31 PM #316:	Woozul posted... Whenever i see this guy the only quote i think of is TIT DIRT FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959819978] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Woozul posted... </cite> <quote>Whenever i see this guy the only quote i think of is TIT DIRT</quote> FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 8:01:59 PM #317:	Smackems posted... Thanks for having my back in that warned topic Canuck. I MISSED WALTER Even my mom said she missed him and I should quit fuckin up lol No problem man. And fuck I love to hear that. lol. Awesome. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959820283] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Thanks for having my back in that warned topic Canuck. I MISSED WALTER Even my mom said she missed him and I should quit fuckin up lol</quote> No problem man. And fuck I love to hear that. lol. Awesome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:04:31 PM #318:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results. Hope all is well with your dad dude --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959820348] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results.</quote>Hope all is well with your dad dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 8:04:40 PM #319:	Smackems posted... I'm aware my porch is gross. Haven't had time or energy to do anything about it I would chill on that porch any day. Also has Fie ever started shit with the raccoons? Or the other way? --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959820350] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote> I'm aware my porch is gross. Haven't had time or energy to do anything about it</quote> I would chill on that porch any day. Also has Fie ever started shit with the raccoons? Or the other way? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 8:06:42 PM #320:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results. Shit thats gotta be a scary situation. Hope its the best possible news. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959820405] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>FUCK salt! Interesting day back at work. The ex's current bf came in and quit. Brought his computer and shit in my ex's car. Kinda laughed inside because i'm not sure if he knows he's driving around in a car without registration or insurance.... Good to be back to work though and keepin busy. Gotta take my dad to an Oncologist Wednesday to go over the biopsy results.</quote> Shit thats gotta be a scary situation. Hope its the best possible news. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:13:20 PM #321:	CanuckCowboy posted... I would chill on that porch any day. Also has Fie ever started shit with the raccoons? Or the other way? Nah she's an inside pup. She does watch them out the window and bark at em sometimes And they couldn't give less of a fuck about her lol --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959820584] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>I would chill on that porch any day. Also has Fie ever started shit with the raccoons? Or the other way?</quote>Nah she's an inside pup. She does watch them out the window and bark at em sometimes And they couldn't give less of a fuck about her lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 8:35:58 PM #322:	CanuckCowboy posted... Shit thats gotta be a scary situation. Hope its the best possible news. He's walking around like he was before this so I can tell the blood thinners are helping him, but now they had to drag oncology into this which puts a whole other paint job on things. I'm positive around him but for me, i'm freakin out. That's why goin to work and keeping busy helps. I had to help the ex for the past hour remotely too and I decided to tell her only because my dad liked her. Got beer though tonight so let's play some tunes and tip some camels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959821168] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Shit thats gotta be a scary situation. Hope its the best possible news.</quote> He's walking around like he was before this so I can tell the blood thinners are helping him, but now they had to drag oncology into this which puts a whole other paint job on things. I'm positive around him but for me, i'm freakin out. That's why goin to work and keeping busy helps. I had to help the ex for the past hour remotely too and I decided to tell her only because my dad liked her. Got beer though tonight so let's play some tunes and tip some camels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:41:05 PM #323:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... He's walking around like he was before this so I can tell the blood thinners are helping him, but now they had to drag oncology into this which puts a whole other paint job on things. I'm positive around him but for me, i'm freakin out. That's why goin to work and keeping busy helps. I had to help the ex for the past hour remotely too and I decided to tell her only because my dad liked her. Got beer though tonight so let's play some tunes and tip some camels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE I'm in pretty much the same situation with my mom. Just get your mind off of it the best you can. You may have already said, but is he staying with you right now? Also Neil Young is pretty good, but I ain't ever listened to much of him tbh --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821297] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>He's walking around like he was before this so I can tell the blood thinners are helping him, but now they had to drag oncology into this which puts a whole other paint job on things. I'm positive around him but for me, i'm freakin out. That's why goin to work and keeping busy helps. I had to help the ex for the past hour remotely too and I decided to tell her only because my dad liked her. Got beer though tonight so let's play some tunes and tip some camels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE</quote>I'm in pretty much the same situation with my mom. Just get your mind off of it the best you can. You may have already said, but is he staying with you right now? Also Neil Young is pretty good, but I ain't ever listened to much of him tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/08/21 8:43:11 PM #324:	Hoping for the best Johnny, greatness came from that man's balls after all. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959821341] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Hoping for the best Johnny, greatness came from that man's balls after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 8:45:07 PM #325:	Yeah. I want to see what he can do on his own. I never got to speak with one of his nurses or doctors this entire time, and from what it sounds like nobody ever walked the halls with him to see how he'd do which pissed me off. There is supposed to be a home health care professional coming tomorrow to do some therapy. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959821399] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. I want to see what he can do on his own. I never got to speak with one of his nurses or doctors this entire time, and from what it sounds like nobody ever walked the halls with him to see how he'd do which pissed me off. There is supposed to be a home health care professional coming tomorrow to do some therapy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:46:32 PM #326:	That's fucked up. They tested how my mom was able to get around and then still kept her 2 days longer even though she was spry. Kept her in the hospital for a week to get her on some blood thinners and get all that right At least he's with you though --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821441] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>That's fucked up. They tested how my mom was able to get around and then still kept her 2 days longer even though she was spry. Kept her in the hospital for a week to get her on some blood thinners and get all that right At least he's with you though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 8:51:10 PM #327:	This hospital is jammed right now. There's actually a covid testing center RIGHT behind where I work and there was a hell of a line down the street today getting in there this morning. The hospital is literally pushing covid patients out the door so unless you're in critical condition here, you're basically going home. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959821581] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>This hospital is jammed right now. There's actually a covid testing center RIGHT behind where I work and there was a hell of a line down the street today getting in there this morning. The hospital is literally pushing covid patients out the door so unless you're in critical condition here, you're basically going home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:52:30 PM #328:	--- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821620] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/08/21 8:53:49 PM #329:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... This hospital is jammed right now. There's actually a covid testing center RIGHT behind where I work and there was a hell of a line down the street today getting in there this morning. The hospital is literally pushing covid patients out the door so unless you're in critical condition here, you're basically going home. Basically the same here, it is a deep red area so no one seems to care. My former boss just lost his 38 year old son to COVID complications and developed blood clots in his lungs, died like 2 days ago. This isn't going away, ever. At least in the US. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959821647] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>This hospital is jammed right now. There's actually a covid testing center RIGHT behind where I work and there was a hell of a line down the street today getting in there this morning. The hospital is literally pushing covid patients out the door so unless you're in critical condition here, you're basically going home.</quote>Basically the same here, it is a deep red area so no one seems to care. My former boss just lost his 38 year old son to COVID complications and developed blood clots in his lungs, died like 2 days ago. This isn't going away, ever. At least in the US. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 8:54:32 PM #330:	MabusIncarnate posted... Hoping for the best Johnny, greatness came from that man's balls after all. I laughed so hard I farted and now I need to take a shit --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959821665] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Hoping for the best Johnny, greatness came from that man's balls after all.</quote>I laughed so hard I farted and now I need to take a shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 8:55:36 PM #331:	Smackems posted... I didnt know she was part chupacabra --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959821698] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote></quote> I didnt know she was part chupacabra </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 8:56:41 PM #332:	Pandamonic posted... I laughed so hard I farted and now I need to take a shit Ya farted and ya shitted? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959821722] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I laughed so hard I farted and now I need to take a shit</quote> Ya farted and ya shitted? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 8:58:07 PM #333:	My man done did a shart --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821758] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>My man done did a shart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 8:59:28 PM #334:	No no I think its like if you do a suicide no hander to tuck no hander Vs doing a suicide tuck no hander. its two tricks in the same jump but it doesnt happen all at once --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959821798] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>No no I think its like if you do a suicide no hander to tuck no hander Vs doing a suicide tuck no hander. its two tricks in the same jump but it doesnt happen all at once </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 9:03:36 PM #335:	No! I farted, that's for sure. Then I felt like I had maybe half a minute before the tip of the turd would reach my underpants. So now I'm taking a shit. I'm taking multiple of them, actually. It surely wasn't a shart, don't be ridiculous y'all. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959821903] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>No! I farted, that's for sure. Then I felt like I had maybe half a minute before the tip of the turd would reach my underpants. So now I'm taking a shit. I'm taking multiple of them, actually. It surely wasn't a shart, don't be ridiculous y'all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 9:03:54 PM #336:	@Pandamonic keep us posted bro My bad you done did bro. That's good bro --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821910] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>@Pandamonic keep us posted bro My bad you done did bro. That's good bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 9:06:29 PM #337:	I'm wiping and typing --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959821968] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I'm wiping and typing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 9:07:01 PM #338:	Hot --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959821983] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 9:07:03 PM #339:	Wiping with dominant hand and typing woth left --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959821985] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Wiping with dominant hand and typing woth left </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/08/21 9:13:42 PM #340:	Now I'm gonna have some leftover pizza and a toke afterwards. This has nothing to do with taking a shit anymore, I'm sorry guys. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959822213] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Now I'm gonna have some leftover pizza and a toke afterwards. This has nothing to do with taking a shit anymore, I'm sorry guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/08/21 9:15:02 PM #341:	Multitasking on the shitter is a good life skill --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959822254] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Multitasking on the shitter is a good life skill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 9:15:43 PM #342:	Pandamonic posted... Now I'm gonna have some leftover pizza and a toke afterwards. This has nothing to do with taking a shit anymore, I'm sorry guys. :( Bring back Shitting Panda (Watching Smack) ~~god that joke I just made is lame as fuck and I am deeply truly sorry~~ --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959822276] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Now I'm gonna have some leftover pizza and a toke afterwards. This has nothing to do with taking a shit anymore, I'm sorry guys.</quote>:( Bring back Shitting Panda (Watching Smack) god that joke I just made is lame as fuck and I am deeply truly sorry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 9:33:48 PM #343:	I just thought of a great Kickstarter project. Its like laser tag but you wear a vest and special goggles so every time your cat makes eye contact with a certain thing you get electrocuted a little. And then you get a laser gun and every time you hit the cats vest some lights blink and it makes an annoying sound or vibrates or something. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959822754] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I just thought of a great Kickstarter project. Its like laser tag but you wear a vest and special goggles so every time your cat makes eye contact with a certain thing you get electrocuted a little. And then you get a laser gun and every time you hit the cats vest some lights blink and it makes an annoying sound or vibrates or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 9:34:35 PM #344:	Where do I pledge --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959822781] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Where do I pledge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 9:35:14 PM #345:	If I got electrocuted every time my cat looked at me my heart would be shot if it's not already. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959822795] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>If I got electrocuted every time my cat looked at me my heart would be shot if it's not already. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 9:41:11 PM #346:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... If I got electrocuted every time my cat looked at me my heart would be shot if it's not already. its gotta make direct eye contact though or else hit a specific point on your vest. Plus it has to be high stakes to be fun. Smackems posted... Where do I pledge it is honestly the greatest possible virtual reality but not virtual reality game. Its like you get a gun and then have a boss battle with your cat and its got laser eyes. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959822948] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>If I got electrocuted every time my cat looked at me my heart would be shot if it's not already.</quote> its gotta make direct eye contact though or else hit a specific point on your vest. Plus it has to be high stakes to be fun. Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Where do I pledge</quote> it is honestly the greatest possible virtual reality but not virtual reality game. Its like you get a gun and then have a boss battle with your cat and its got laser eyes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 9:46:14 PM #347:	FUCKIN @JimCarrysToe !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3M5mK0hek --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959823070] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>FUCKIN @JimCarrysToe !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3M5mK0hek </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 9:58:49 PM #348:	https://youtu.be/QO2DH1Dl1M8 --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959823391] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote> https://youtu.be/QO2DH1Dl1M8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:12:20 PM #349:	Sry if my highly intelligent post on 348 killed the topic --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959823751] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Sry if my highly intelligent post on 348 killed the topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 10:15:16 PM #350:	Smackems is BANNED. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959823852] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems is BANNED. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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