Current Events > Drinking Topic 93: Tipping cows and taking names.

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JimCarrysToe 11/08/21 10:16:08 PM #351:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... FUCKIN @JimCarrysToe !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3M5mK0hek FUCKIN @Johnny_Nutcase !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959823877] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>FUCKIN @JimCarrysToe !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3M5mK0hek</quote>FUCKIN @Johnny_Nutcase !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/08/21 10:16:53 PM #352:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959823897] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:17:24 PM #353:	JimCarrysToe posted... FUCKIN @Johnny_Nutcase !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw Never gets old --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959823907] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>FUCKIN @Johnny_Nutcase !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw</quote>Never gets old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:18:56 PM #354:	JimCarrysToe posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ ERMAHGERD that dude is a hero --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959823937] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ</quote>ERMAHGERD that dude is a hero </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 10:19:18 PM #355:	I like how I hate Jim so much it said Smackems @'d me instead of Jim. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959823948] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I like how I hate Jim so much it said Smackems @'d me instead of Jim. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:20:42 PM #356:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I like how I hate Jim so much it said Smackems @'d me instead of Jim. Oh that actually happens when you quote it? That's dumb. But I'll keep it in mind so I don't keep @Johnny_Nutcase all the time for no reason --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959823984] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I like how I hate Jim so much it said Smackems @'d me instead of Jim.</quote>Oh that actually happens when you quote it? That's dumb. But I'll keep it in mind so I don't keep @Johnny_Nutcase all the time for no reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:25:54 PM #357:	The damn dog got on the cabinet and stole MY GOD DAMN WIENERS --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959824103] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>The damn dog got on the cabinet and stole MY GOD DAMN WIENERS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/08/21 10:46:09 PM #358:	Smackems posted... Oh that actually happens when you quote it? That's dumb. But I'll keep it in mind so I don't keep @Johnny_Nutcase all the time for no reason Guys lets blow up @Johnny_Nutcase s notifs for no reason! --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959824628] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Oh that actually happens when you quote it? That's dumb. But I'll keep it in mind so I don't keep @Johnny_Nutcase all the time for no reason</quote>Guys lets blow up @Johnny_Nutcase s notifs for no reason! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 10:47:06 PM #359:	JimCarrysToe posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ its just a big stoned horny kitty Ricky --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959824657] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPA778_lcOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg9qiNIQOQ</quote> its just a big stoned horny kitty Ricky </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 10:47:39 PM #360:	I always check the notification for new posts in the drinking topic so it's meaningless. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959824671] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I always check the notification for new posts in the drinking topic so it's meaningless. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 10:49:02 PM #361:	@Johnny_Nutcase Johnny_Nutcase posted... I always check the notification for new posts in the drinking topic so it's meaningless. >_> --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959824712] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>@Johnny_Nutcase Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I always check the notification for new posts in the drinking topic so it's meaningless.</quote> >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 10:49:50 PM #362:	Still doesn't matter. I only look for (1) Now I know if it's (3) I been modded. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959824734] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Still doesn't matter. I only look for (1) Now I know if it's (3) I been modded. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 10:53:59 PM #363:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Still doesn't matter. I only look for (1) Now I know if it's (3) I been modded. hmmm... @JimCarrysToe --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959824848] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Still doesn't matter. I only look for (1) Now I know if it's (3) I been modded.</quote> hmmm... @JimCarrysToe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 10:55:57 PM #364:	@CanuckCowboy x 2 --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959824898] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>@CanuckCowboy x 2 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 11/08/21 10:56:43 PM #365:	Over slept and all the liquor stores are closed so I gotta... 4loko it up tonight ;_; --- Half-shark-alligator-half-man Half man, half shark! <cite>AirFresh posted [p:959824912] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Over slept and all the liquor stores are closed so I gotta... 4loko it up tonight ;_; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/08/21 11:01:26 PM #366:	CanuckCowboy posted... hmmm... @JimCarrysToe @CanuckCowboy look at how nasty @Johnny_Nutcase is --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959825034] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>hmmm... @JimCarrysToe</quote>@CanuckCowboy look at how nasty @Johnny_Nutcase is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 11:02:44 PM #367:	I used to hate white claws but my neighbors 16 year old daughter left a bunch here (she can legally drink in Germany so we let it fly here since she's more responsible than most 48 year old americans). I still hate white claws, but I drank all of her left overs and sent her a picture of me and the empty last can. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959825068] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I used to hate white claws but my neighbors 16 year old daughter left a bunch here (she can legally drink in Germany so we let it fly here since she's more responsible than most 48 year old americans). I still hate white claws, but I drank all of her left overs and sent her a picture of me and the empty last can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 11:05:27 PM #368:	Just take off the bottom bun and you're golden. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959825135] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Just take off the bottom bun and you're golden. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/08/21 11:06:04 PM #369:	"Oh fuck, am I bleeding all over the place? How did that happen?" "wait, this is chocolate? How the hell did that happen?" Seriously, I have no idea where this chocolate came from. It's even more disturbing than blood would have been. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959825162] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>"Oh fuck, am I bleeding all over the place? How did that happen?" "wait, this is chocolate? How the hell did that happen?" Seriously, I have no idea where this chocolate came from. It's even more disturbing than blood would have been. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 11:08:09 PM #370:	JimCarrysToe posted... @CanuckCowboy look at how nasty @Johnny_Nutcase is id call you out for taking pics of Johnny in the bathroom but who hasnt done that at least once. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959825212] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>@CanuckCowboy look at how nasty @Johnny_Nutcase is </quote> id call you out for taking pics of Johnny in the bathroom but who hasnt done that at least once. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 11:08:30 PM #371:	I actually have woken up bleeding or left over bleed wounds. To this day I can't account for probably 90% of them. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959825223] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I actually have woken up bleeding or left over bleed wounds. To this day I can't account for probably 90% of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/08/21 11:10:19 PM #372:	"Why is the floor slippery? -- Oh God where's my toenail?" has happened more than I care to admit, yes. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959825275] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>"Why is the floor slippery? -- Oh God where's my toenail?" has happened more than I care to admit, yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/08/21 11:10:22 PM #373:	Questionmarktarius posted... "Oh fuck, am I bleeding all over the place? How did that happen?" "wait, this is chocolate? How the hell did that happen?" Seriously, I have no idea where this chocolate came from. It's even more disturbing than blood would have been. im unsure if this is a thing you just experienced or a line from an obscure britcom or something --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959825278] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>"Oh fuck, am I bleeding all over the place? How did that happen?" "wait, this is chocolate? How the hell did that happen?" Seriously, I have no idea where this chocolate came from. It's even more disturbing than blood would have been.</quote> im unsure if this is a thing you just experienced or a line from an obscure britcom or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 11:13:06 PM #374:	My kitten just did a perfect little palm sized swirly poo. It for real look like --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959825355] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>My kitten just did a perfect little palm sized swirly poo. It for real look like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/08/21 11:13:56 PM #375:	Ah... it's an old Jagermeister spill in my beer fridge. That makes sense now, apart from why it tastes vaguely like chocolate. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959825374] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Ah... it's an old Jagermeister spill in my beer fridge. That makes sense now, apart from why it tastes vaguely like chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/08/21 11:14:46 PM #376:	Questionmarktarius posted... Ah... it's an old Jagermeister spill in my beer fridge. That makes sense now, apart from why it tastes vaguely like chocolate. Let's hope that it really is chocolate and my kitten didn't get in there --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959825394] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Ah... it's an old Jagermeister spill in my beer fridge. That makes sense now, apart from why it tastes vaguely like chocolate.</quote>Let's hope that it really is chocolate and my kitten didn't get in there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/08/21 11:47:45 PM #377:	Nothing wakes me up faster than the sound of my cat about to puke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEqJjzN4J7s Seriously tho this couple and their cat are awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrjLIytek6o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIoMT1WX4U --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959826288] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Nothing wakes me up faster than the sound of my cat about to puke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEqJjzN4J7s Seriously tho this couple and their cat are awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrjLIytek6o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIoMT1WX4U </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/08/21 11:49:00 PM #378:	JimCarrysToe posted... Nothing wakes me up faster than the sound of my cat about to puke Nothing wakes me up more than the sound of me about to puke, and sometimes it's still just "fuck it, I'll do laundry tomorrow" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959826317] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing wakes me up faster than the sound of my cat about to puke</quote>Nothing wakes me up more than the sound of me about to puke, and sometimes it's still just "fuck it, I'll do laundry tomorrow" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/08/21 11:51:22 PM #379:	Nothing almost kills me more than me waking myself up choking to death on my own vomit. I got em all beat. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959826373] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Nothing almost kills me more than me waking myself up choking to death on my own vomit. I got em all beat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/08/21 11:52:30 PM #380:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Nothing almost kills me more than me waking myself up choking to death on my own vomit. I got em all beat. If Spinal Tap ever offers you a drummer gig, run away. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959826400] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing almost kills me more than me waking myself up choking to death on my own vomit. I got em all beat.</quote>If Spinal Tap ever offers you a drummer gig, run away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/09/21 12:03:29 AM #381:	I'll puke in here right now idgaf --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959826626] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I'll puke in here right now idgaf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/09/21 12:09:50 AM #382:	If it was post 22 i'd step over it but 381? I can wait for the cleanup crew. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959826758] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>If it was post 22 i'd step over it but 381? I can wait for the cleanup crew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/09/21 12:10:54 AM #383:	Smackems posted... I'll puke in here right now idgaf oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959826782] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I'll puke in here right now idgaf</quote> oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/09/21 12:11:29 AM #384:	Changing the clocks just means I drunk an hour earlier. Lahey would be proud. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959826791] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Changing the clocks just means I drunk an hour earlier. Lahey would be proud. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/09/21 12:12:36 AM #385:	Machete posted... oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! I was But I live again! --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959826813] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! </quote>I was But I live again! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/09/21 12:13:29 AM #387:	Machete posted... oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! Warned just means getting an utter fuckton done at work for some strange reason. Last time I was warned, I built a 4000-page website. Huh. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959826832] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>oh SHIT I thought you was WARNED! </quote>Warned just means getting an utter fuckton done at work for some strange reason. Last time I was warned, I built a 4000-page website. Huh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 11/09/21 12:15:13 AM #389:	Woozul posted... --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959826878] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Woozul posted... </cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/09/21 12:17:09 AM #390:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv29DzgiXZA --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959826918] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv29DzgiXZA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/09/21 12:20:21 AM #391:	Client this week, and it's only monday: it's all good, but we want flyout menus to be role=button Me: what? it's already WCAG AA as-is, and there are no 'flyout' menus" Client: we want flyout menus to be role=button Me: the hell does that even mean? Client: [silence] Me: [doing shit for other clients] Client: why the fuck isn't this done yet?! <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959826989] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Client this week, and it's only monday: it's all good, but we want flyout menus to be role=button Me: what? it's already WCAG AA as-is, and there are no 'flyout' menus" Client: we want flyout menus to be role=button Me: the hell does that even mean? Client: [silence] Me: [doing shit for other clients] Client: why the fuck isn't this done yet?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/09/21 12:24:10 AM #392:	JimCarrysToe posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv29DzgiXZA This is just better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959827070] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv29DzgiXZA</quote> This is just better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/09/21 12:27:24 AM #393:	I'm glad The Hu got so big --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959827142] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad The Hu got so big </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/09/21 12:31:14 AM #394:	I love this person she makes me big if that counts.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSykmpZcjqk --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959827231] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>I love this person she makes me big if that counts.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSykmpZcjqk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/09/21 12:32:35 AM #396:	15% unless I was drinking, then likely a flying headbutt leading to my unconsciousness. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959827257] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>15% unless I was drinking, then likely a flying headbutt leading to my unconsciousness. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/09/21 12:34:47 AM #397:	OVERGOATED posted... How much do Americans tip their cows? Rub your nipples, right now. Now, imagine about two hundred times the surface area, and there's four of them. That's what happens when you milk a cow. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959827300] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>OVERGOATED posted... </cite> <quote>How much do Americans tip their cows?</quote>Rub your nipples, right now. Now, imagine about two hundred times the surface area, and there's four of them. That's what happens when you milk a cow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/09/21 12:47:39 AM #398:	Questionmarktarius posted... Rub your nipples, right now. Now, imagine about two hundred times the surface area, and there's four of them. That's what happens when you milk a cow. I might save this as a future signature quote --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959827567] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Rub your nipples, right now. Now, imagine about two hundred times the surface area, and there's four of them. That's what happens when you milk a cow.</quote>I might save this as a future signature quote </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/09/21 12:48:33 AM #399:	MabusIncarnate posted... I might save this as a future signature quote is pride a bad thing here? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959827583] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I might save this as a future signature quote</quote>is pride a bad thing here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/09/21 12:50:00 AM #400:	Might have the name as Questionmilktarius just to irk you. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959827617] in Drinking T... [t:79745091]...</cite> <quote>Might have the name as Questionmilktarius just to irk you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Drinking Topic 93: Tipping cows and taking names. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Drinking Topic 93: Tipping cows and taking names.