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TheRadiant
10/21/21 8:32:32 PM
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Dracula's just a measly vampire

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Irony
10/21/21 8:33:00 PM
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He's the coolest vampire though

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CapnMuffin
10/21/21 8:34:52 PM
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Something something Chaos something something throne of hell.
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s0nicfan
10/21/21 8:37:47 PM
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Because Dracula beat death. He's immortal. Who better to rule over death itself than the one person Death can't touch.

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Xavier_On_High
10/21/21 8:42:24 PM
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There are two potential explanations within canon.

1) Death is bound to the will of the bearer of the Crimson Stone, which Dracula uses to achieve immortality.

2) Dracula and Death are actually friends, and Death chooses to help him.

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 8:43:04 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Because Dracula beat death. He's immortal. Who better to rule over death itself than the one person Death can't touch.
But Dracula dies more than everyone

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viewmaster_pi
10/21/21 8:44:20 PM
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because he's a
-looks around for him-

a little bitch

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s0nicfan
10/21/21 8:44:27 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
But Dracula dies more than everyone

I meant more from an "old age" perspective, but even within the confines of the game he still always comes back. Death can't keep him.

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Tyranthraxus
10/21/21 8:44:43 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
But Dracula dies more than everyone

Not really dying if you can just stick his body parts back together like Osiris tbh

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 8:46:46 PM
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I've been watching Matt & Liam play Castlevania 64

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CinderLock
10/21/21 8:49:33 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
I've been watching Matt & Liam play Castlevania 64
The two worst members of best friends play lol

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Solar_Crimson
10/21/21 8:56:31 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
because he's a
-looks around for him-

a little bitch


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Guerrilla Soldier
10/21/21 8:57:53 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Because Dracula beat death. He's immortal.


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viewmaster_pi
10/21/21 8:58:47 PM
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ohhhh Death? i thought the topic title said... Jeff, heh. yeah fuck that guy

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 8:59:32 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
ohhhh Death? i thought the topic title said... Jeff, heh. yeah fuck that guy
If Jeff was on Dracula's side he would never lose

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NeoShadowhen
10/21/21 9:00:42 PM
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Im not totally up on the lore, but I figured they werent really a crony, but just kind of... hanging out.
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Notti
10/21/21 9:04:35 PM
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Irony
10/21/21 9:05:07 PM
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CinderLock posted...
The two worst members of best friends play lol
Replace Matt with Woolie

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ultimate reaver
10/21/21 9:06:20 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
I've been watching Matt & Liam play Castlevania 64

im sorry for your loss

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ledbowman
10/21/21 9:07:39 PM
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dracula is a chadly pua and death is beta virgin

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Kisai
10/21/21 9:10:57 PM
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I mean, in the games, Death gets killed multiple times, what's stopping Dracula from stomping him if he acts out of line?

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Ryven
10/21/21 9:12:58 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
If Jeff was on Dracula's side he would never lose


Imagine going through a Castlevania game, getting to one of the last boss rooms.......and out walks Jeff in a polo shirt and cargo pants.

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ElatedVenusaur
10/21/21 9:13:29 PM
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Dracula in Castlevania is basically the Devil, I guess?
Fighting Dracula and Death 2v2 in Portrait of Ruin was totally epic as hell.

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s0nicfan
10/21/21 9:22:03 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
If Jeff was on Dracula's side he would never lose

You'd be better off with a Colin Robinson


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Juhanor
10/21/21 9:29:15 PM
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Dracula can never die due to the Curse of Man, and a lot of killing surrounds him. Since Death is portrayed as malicious rather than kind in universe, we can assume that either he's subservient to Drac because of his death immunity, or he likes to hang around because CV is a place of constant destruction.
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MrMallard
10/21/21 9:29:56 PM
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They're buddies. There's even a game where they fuse into one being and you have to fight them as the final boss.

I mean, the Japanese title is Devil's House Dracula, and there's all sorts of demons and ghoulies in there. Why wouldn't Death be a part of that?

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Blue_Inigo
10/21/21 9:30:25 PM
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Because Dracula is a bad bitch and Death likes that

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ElatedVenusaur
10/21/21 9:36:56 PM
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Thanos desperately wants to get into Deaths pants, but only Daddy Drac has what Death needs.

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/21/21 9:39:18 PM
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Castlevania is badass, that's why. Its even canon.

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MrMallard
10/21/21 9:58:39 PM
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Off-topic, but I'm stuck in Harmony of Dissonance. If anyone knows, where do I go after fighting the Shadow?

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LordFarquad1312
10/21/21 10:03:51 PM
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MrMallard posted...
Off-topic, but I'm stuck in Harmony of Dissonance. If anyone knows, where do I go after fighting the Shadow?
You toss the game in the garbage where it belongs and you play Circle or Aria instead.

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CinderLock
10/21/21 10:04:00 PM
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Irony posted...
Replace Matt with Woolie
Pat "power gap" the rest

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MrMallard
10/21/21 10:07:23 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
You toss the game in the garbage where it belongs and you play Circle or Aria instead.
I'm playing the Advance Collection in order, with Vampire's Kiss in between. Chill, I'm getting my money's worth.

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Machete
10/21/21 10:10:57 PM
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because malcolm mcdowell was like "do it"

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