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JimCarrysToe 10/15/21 4:10:48 PM #101: |
--- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 4:18:50 PM #102: |
You first
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CanuckCowboy 10/15/21 4:30:24 PM #103: |
Hey the kraken had their first brawl in the stands.
They really are a good fit for johnny. --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 10/15/21 4:36:23 PM #104: |
Best NHL commercial:
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CanuckCowboy 10/15/21 4:38:36 PM #105: |
lmao I never even saw that before.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 5:13:32 PM #106: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Hey the kraken had their first brawl in the stands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnFzgtuDus --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TreyFlowers 10/15/21 5:23:51 PM #107: |
I put the cot together yesterday. Wife is 30 weeks on Tuesday. Not long to go
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Smackems 10/15/21 5:48:48 PM #108: |
Fridy evnin I'm gittin FUCKED UP
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 6:03:11 PM #109: |
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JimCarrysToe 10/15/21 6:18:44 PM #110: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PncArBibGdA
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Smackems 10/15/21 6:25:48 PM #111: |
Pandamonic posted...
That's meh peple yer mekin foon of --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 6:28:31 PM #112: |
https://youtu.be/E2u6ZmCwPHw
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BlazinBlue88 10/15/21 6:30:37 PM #113: |
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Smackems 10/15/21 6:31:42 PM #114: |
What do I put on a moist rash? That may or may not be on my gooch
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 6:35:45 PM #115: |
Smackems posted...
What do I put on a moist rash? That may or may not be on my goochTopical cream. There have been a lot of incredible advances over the last few years in topical cream. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 6:36:20 PM #116: |
Pandamonic posted...
Topical cream. There have been a lot of incredible advances over the last few years in topical cream.Which one I have so many creams --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 6:39:42 PM #117: |
Smackems posted...
Which oneThe one that says topical --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 6:41:56 PM #118: |
I got this CE cream..
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 6:50:04 PM #120: |
Smackems posted...
I got this CE cream..But that's toxic! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 10/15/21 6:54:17 PM #121: |
Use gold bond, used that shit all the time in the Army for chaefing
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Smackems 10/15/21 6:58:38 PM #122: |
I ain't going to the doctor for a gooch rash lmao
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BlazinBlue88 10/15/21 7:00:22 PM #123: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Use gold bond, used that shit all the time in the Army for chaefingMy grandma was all about gold bond but she's dead now so.... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 10/15/21 7:02:03 PM #124: |
I use diaper rash cream.
I haven't had to change a diaper in over 15 years but I still like keeping a jar of rash cream for when I come home from work chaefing like hell. It legit works the best. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 7:06:59 PM #125: |
Noted
Fuck dat gooch doe --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 7:16:20 PM #126: |
Did you sit on poison ivy?
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Smackems 10/15/21 7:21:13 PM #127: |
I might have been attacked by a little gremlin?
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 7:29:39 PM #128: |
I've found some old pictures from my previous dog on my mom's laptop, and I can't deprive y'all from these.
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 7:29:55 PM #129: |
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Smackems 10/15/21 7:31:42 PM #130: |
I wanna rub and smoochy that big ass neck
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 7:32:12 PM #131: |
He looks like me when a cop pulls me over at night asking all kinds of fucking questions.
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 7:36:26 PM #132: |
Smackems posted...
I wanna rub and smoochy that big ass neckShe would've loved that for sure. Name was Nena. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 7:45:25 PM #133: |
Pandamonic posted...
She would've loved that for sure.Cute ass Nena --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 7:55:49 PM #134: |
There's a girl at the front desk of the hospital. Legit looks like Mia Khalifa. Well as far as I can tell with masks on n shit
She is flirty af with me, and today she watched me as we were leaving But... She looks kinda young. Like early 20s. Bit hard to tell with masks on n shit --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 7:56:37 PM #135: |
She was smart as fuck as well. One time me and my sister were sitting at the table and my sister was eating a sandwich. Of course the dog wanted it, so she was all like 'gimme the fucking sandwich' and my sister was all 'no, bad dog, bla bla bla'. My sisters shoes were right next to her on the ground, so Nena grabs em and runs right to the other room. My sister goes after her, screaming etc. Just as my sister reaches her, she drops the shoes and runs right back to the table, takes the sandwich and eats it in one bite. My sister didn't even know, it was only when she came back and saw her empty plate that she realized she had been hustled.
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MabusIncarnate 10/15/21 7:56:41 PM #136: |
I had a coonhound that looked like your pup
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 8:01:59 PM #137: |
9 beers left gonna knock em all down tonight. Who knows what happens tomorrow but I bet it involves alcohol.
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 8:02:27 PM #138: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
I had a coonhound that looked like your pupThey're some great looking dogs. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 8:02:47 PM #139: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
I had a coonhound that looked like your pupEasy with that word. Mods told me they weren't cool with that. I asked them if I could call my raccoons by what I actually call them (I'm a MS boy after all) and they said they wouldn't --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 8:05:04 PM #140: |
Smackems posted...
Easy with that word. Mods told me they weren't cool with that. I asked them if I could call my raccoons by what I actually call them (I'm a MS boy after all) and they said they wouldn't Jesus H Christ can we just get list of shit we CAN say? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 8:05:38 PM #141: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
9 beers left gonna knock em all down tonight. Who knows what happens tomorrow but I bet it involves alcohol.Yeah man I'm gonna drink as well tonight. Finally got a fresh bottle of goodness, and I'm thirsty. My best friend is getting married tomorrow and there won't even be a party, so this'll be the party. I am gonna have to go to sleep in 2 hours though, fuck >_> --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/15/21 8:05:51 PM #142: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jesus H Christ can we just get list of shit we CAN say?Mods told me you can't say the H in Jesus Christ. Careful Johnny --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 8:07:37 PM #143: |
Pandamonic posted...
Yeah man I'm gonna drink as well tonight. Finally got a fresh bottle of goodness, and I'm thirsty. That's one of the many things the ex did that pissed me off. Wanted to have a real wedding then weeks later was like "We'll just go down to the courthouse and get married" FUCK THAT. It's a big deal I don't want it treated like i'm arguing a speeding ticket. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 8:08:05 PM #144: |
Smackems posted...
Mods told me you can't say the H in Jesus Christ. Careful Johnny How bout Jesus Murphy? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 8:12:36 PM #145: |
Goddamnit now I got Johnny thinking about his ex...
You WILL stop thinking about your ex Johnny! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/15/21 8:13:34 PM #146: |
It'd be a hell of a lot easier if I didn't have to work with her. What am I supposed to do quit my jerb?
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Smackems 10/15/21 8:21:05 PM #147: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How bout Jesus Murphy?Murphy is offensive to the Irish. YIKES --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/15/21 8:21:17 PM #148: |
Come live in Belgium, there's no jobs here but the smack's amazing.
Oh, and beer of course. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/15/21 8:22:02 PM #149: |
Children drinking vodka. Must be in Russia
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Smackems 10/15/21 8:22:49 PM #150: |
Pandamonic posted...
Come live in Belgium, there's no jobs here but the smack's amazing.But... The cute Mia Khalifa girl I spoke of earlier... --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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