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Smackems
10/14/21 11:57:24 PM
#51:


Space ain't even real. Flat cosmos

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Pandamonic
10/14/21 11:59:31 PM
#52:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
You listen to Del the Funky Homosapien?
@Pandamonic
Yeah I listened to some of his stuff, I really like Wrong Place.

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:01:50 AM
#53:


I just went to get some more beer before the store closes and fuck Im glad I took that pic of walter listening to bobby schmurda. I got back and he was in the hallway down on the second floor and I was like "Fuck dude how long have you been out here when did you sneak out?" But then I was like oh wait no you just snuck out you were down with some hard rap a second ago.

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:02:41 AM
#54:


Smackems posted...
Did Walter figure out the secrets of gravity

I want some cold. Desperately. Always so hot here

Walter was going so hard he flipped the whole building upside down.

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Smackems
10/15/21 12:03:44 AM
#55:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I just went to get some more beer before the store closes and fuck Im glad I took that pic of walter listening to bobby schmurda. I got back and he was in the hallway down on the second floor and I was like "Fuck dude how long have you been out here when did you sneak out?" But then I was like oh wait no you just snuck out you were down with some hard rap a second ago.
That would give me a heart attack

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 12:04:32 AM
#56:


Smackems posted...
Space ain't even real. Flat cosmos
Indeed. How could space be real if I have them boobs but my sister is a flat?

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Smackems
10/15/21 12:05:00 AM
#57:


Lol a flat

I'm stealing that

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:05:36 AM
#58:


Smackems posted...
Walter is a fucking god isn't he.

Is he Beerus

I never really thought about it but I mean probably yes. lol.

As a side bonus that means I could pretend Im bald vegeta.


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Smackems
10/15/21 12:06:41 AM
#59:


I can just FEEL Johnny rolling his eyes at us talking about DBZ

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:07:54 AM
#60:


Smackems posted...
That would give me a heart attack

I get terrified sometimes when I cant find him since my place is pretty small and I start worrying he jumped 4 stories down to the parking lot... I never really know where he goes when I cant find him though because I start looking everywhere and then he just walks up from behind me like "oh shit whatre we looking for bud?"

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:09:30 AM
#61:


Smackems posted...
I can just FEEL Johnny rolling his eyes at us talking about DBZ

Johnny can catch some paws if he got a problem with dbz. lol.

I have some pics of walter with dbz super in the background but theyre all on the phone walter broke.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 12:11:24 AM
#62:


Smackems posted...
I can just FEEL Johnny rolling his eyes at us talking about DBZ

I didn't even recognize it or skipped over it but yes I would.

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Smackems
10/15/21 12:11:29 AM
#63:


He didn't want anyone to know

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:15:28 AM
#64:


Walter is so fucking cool. Im like man I wish I had some Walter vegeta pics and then I go to YouTube and play some deicide but open a final blast video from super and boom





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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:16:30 AM
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Smackems
10/15/21 12:25:07 AM
#66:


Walter is the piccolo to your kami

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:30:55 AM
#67:


Smackems posted...
Walter is the piccolo to your kami

I love this comparison.

if Im honest Walter doesnt have nearly that much respect for me though. Lol. Unless theres owls. if owls start hooting suddenly Im cool again


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Pandamonic
10/15/21 12:34:14 AM
#68:


I don't know shit about dbz but I would love to see Walter with that guy's haircut

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ApherosyLove
10/15/21 12:51:39 AM
#69:


Pandamonic posted...
I wanted to make this one with some lyrics from Deep Cover but that's 187 so we'll just have to wait for a hundred more topics.
You think that's bad, I missed 36 so I have to wait for 360 Degrees of Shaolin to bump my Wu reference.

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:51:57 AM
#70:


My eyelid is bleeding and I cant even upslope the video to catbox cause its too big.

heres a pretty good still tho




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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 12:54:54 AM
#71:


ApherosyLove posted...
You think that's bad, I missed 36 so I have to wait for 360 Degrees of Shaolin to bump my Wu reference.

oh man I remember getting that album and putting it in my computer and they had that kinda sorta game where you could go walk around and learn wutang shit

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Smackems
10/15/21 12:56:22 AM
#72:


Bruh I done scratched my gooch till it's raw. Got bit by something. Or something..... Yeah

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MabusIncarnate
10/15/21 1:03:28 AM
#73:


Just feed him your eye already, he really wants it and you have another to spare.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:03:57 AM
#74:


ApherosyLove posted...
You think that's bad, I missed 36 so I have to wait for 360 Degrees of Shaolin to bump my Wu reference.
With the rate these topics are going at it'll only be a couple of months.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 1:08:12 AM
#75:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Just feed him your eye already, he really wants it and you have another to spare.

Science. Trade him an eye for a liver.

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:09:00 AM
#76:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Just feed him your eye already, he really wants it and you have another to spare.

Thats a valid point. Hes pretty gentle and he even mostly keeps his claws away from my eyes. I think its always my left eye he bites too... you never know. Maybe hes just trying to do some surgery I need.

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Smackems
10/15/21 1:11:03 AM
#77:


"PETTY CANUCK, DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM TRYING TO BETTER YOU?"

Walter's god voice

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:11:22 AM
#78:


Hey if Walter ever needs something holla at me, I'm half eastern european so I'm pretty savvy in the organ trafficking market

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Smackems
10/15/21 1:13:54 AM
#79:


I have a new thing to poke fun at Pandamonic now

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:16:53 AM
#80:


Smackems posted...
"PETTY CANUCK, DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM TRYING TO BETTER YOU?"

Walter's god voice

https://holycitysinner.com/2020/01/22/signs-your-third-eye-is-starting-to-see/

Can you start a cult centered around a cat? Cause if anyone wants to give me a ton of money in the vain hope that walter will eat their eyes and grant them supernatural powers I'll totally take that money.

How do I make this happen?

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:16:56 AM
#81:


Smackems posted...
I have a new thing to poke fun at Pandamonic now
You're just jealous because you can't get yer hands on these grade a swedish kidneys

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:17:54 AM
#82:


Pandamonic posted...
Hey if Walter ever needs something holla at me, I'm half eastern european so I'm pretty savvy in the organ trafficking market

Hypothetically speaking he could use a couple virgins hearts and throw in a liver for me.

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Questionmarktarius
10/15/21 1:19:08 AM
#83:


42 beers
a lake
some fishing tackle
not a goddamn thing to do until monday

let's fuckin gooooo!
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 1:19:58 AM
#84:


Livers are already at a premium here. I already got dibs on the next one. @JimCarrysToe

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:22:48 AM
#85:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Livers are already at a premium here. I already got dibs on the next one. @JimCarrysToe

Walter decides where the livers go.
Questionmarktarius posted...
42 beers
a lake
some fishing tackle
not a goddamn thing to do until monday

let's fuckin gooooo!

Thats the answer to life. Also the universe and everything.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:23:29 AM
#86:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Hypothetically speaking he could use a couple virgins hearts and throw in a liver for me.
You're gonna have to pay double for the virgin hearts, they are in short supply, everyone's busy these days, the liver won't be a problem though, plenty god fearing folk here that don't touch the stuff.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:24:27 AM
#87:


Questionmarktarius posted...
42 beers
a lake
some fishing tackle
not a goddamn thing to do until monday

let's fuckin gooooo!
Wish I could fucking be there

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:27:38 AM
#88:


Pandamonic posted...
You're gonna have to pay double for the virgin hearts, they are in short supply, everyone's busy these days, the liver won't be a problem though, plenty god fearing folk here that don't touch the stuff.

That seems reasonable.

But also walter needs adult virgin hearts at that rate. Hes pretty iffy about killing children.

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:32:52 AM
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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:33:48 AM
#90:


CanuckCowboy posted...
That seems reasonable.

But also walter needs adult virgin hearts at that rate. Hes pretty iffy about killing children.
Adult virgin hearts? Can't help ya with that, not that many cons around here, and renaissance fairs are illegal ever since the incident.

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Smackems
10/15/21 1:35:21 AM
#91:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://holycitysinner.com/2020/01/22/signs-your-third-eye-is-starting-to-see/

Can you start a cult centered around a cat? Cause if anyone wants to give me a ton of money in the vain hope that walter will eat their eyes and grant them supernatural powers I'll totally take that money.

How do I make this happen?
Just connect it loosely to Jesus

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CanuckCowboy
10/15/21 1:37:23 AM
#92:


Walter says fine but 150% of normal rate and they have to be at least a 6/10

dont blame me its Walters deal.

hes willing to negotiate if they cosplay as virgins tho

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 1:42:01 AM
#93:


Watchin Friday the 13th part 7. I'll probably watch 8 tonight too but i'm loaded and I got green chili cheese enchiladas with an over easy egg on it plus rice and beans on the side. October nostaligaing the fuck out of tonight.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 1:48:26 AM
#94:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter says fine but 150% of normal rate and they have to be at least a 6/10

dont blame me its Walters deal.

hes willing to negotiate if they cosplay as virgins tho
Walter drives a hard fucking bargain, but we have a deal. I'll even throw in some russian meow mix, with actual russian.
I will however need a guarantee of at least 5 shipments. I gotta make something out of this.
I can guarantee the shipment up to NY, whatever happens after that is on you.
There'll be no cosplay, I have a quality product and I won't dilute it with such nonsense.

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ApherosyLove
10/15/21 3:09:59 AM
#95:


Pretty excited to get back into football tbh. It was hard when I lived alone but now that I live with a football fan it's so much more fun to get into the games.

Also this weekend I'm meeting some new ppl for the first time and I'm nervous lol

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MabusIncarnate
10/15/21 3:23:46 AM
#96:


I'm trying, this happens every season though. I watch the first 4-5 Lions games, then hockey starts, and the Lions already have a season ending record, so I pretty much ignore it until playoffs, i'll check scores and whatnot but that's about it.

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BlazinBlue88
10/15/21 9:32:36 AM
#97:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Watchin Friday the 13th part 7. I'll probably watch 8 tonight too but i'm loaded and I got green chili cheese enchiladas with an over easy egg on it plus rice and beans on the side. October nostaligaing the fuck out of tonight.
I always thought Part 7 was an interesting concept. 8 is fun but I think that one introduced Jason's magical warping powers which I hate. Are you gonna suffer through Part 9 or skip it?

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 2:04:04 PM
#98:


I don't even have 9 I dislike it so much.

Don't even get me start on Jason goes to Space. Why not Jason and Ernest go to Camp Crystal Lake and make mistakes?

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Smackems
10/15/21 2:06:45 PM
#99:


Wha... What kind of mistakes...?

*Blushes*

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BlazinBlue88
10/15/21 2:23:22 PM
#100:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't even have 9 I dislike it so much.

Don't even get me start on Jason goes to Space. Why not Jason and Ernest go to Camp Crystal Lake and make mistakes?
Jason X was much better than 9. It's still pretty shit though. Oozes with that early 2000s edge.

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