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ZannoL 10/12/21 9:19:28 PM #1:	If Superman had sex with his boyfriend, would his boyfriend die? Yes No If Superman had sex with his boyfriend, would his boyfriend die? - Results (8 votes) Yes 87.5% (7 votes) 7 No 12.5% (1 vote) 1 Discuss. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:958975794] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote> If Superman had sex with his boyfriend, would his boyfriend die? Yes No Vote View Results If Superman had sex with his boyfriend, would his boyfriend die? - Results (8 votes) Yes 87.5% (7 votes) 7 No 12.5% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form Discuss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/12/21 9:19:56 PM #2:	#sexwithsuperman <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:958975816] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>#sexwithsuperman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 10/12/21 9:20:40 PM #3:	It'd be like a shotgun going off in the boyfriend's ass. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:958975841] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>It'd be like a shotgun going off in the boyfriend's ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 10/12/21 9:21:33 PM #4:	Yes. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:958975868] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 10/12/21 9:21:33 PM #5:	Why has this been a joke for so long? Do you immediately pop small animals when you pick them up? --- https://imgur.com/AUXKMK4 <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:958975869] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Why has this been a joke for so long? Do you immediately pop small animals when you pick them up? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyQueen 10/12/21 9:22:22 PM #6:	Does Superman break everything he touches? No? okay theres your answer --- Good vibes only <cite>HairyQueen posted [p:958975890] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Does Superman break everything he touches? No? okay theres your answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 10/12/21 9:22:29 PM #7:	Reminds me of that skit from Robot Chicken where Clark is at the murder scene of Lois Lane. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:958975897] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of that skit from Robot Chicken where Clark is at the murder scene of Lois Lane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/12/21 9:23:24 PM #8:	Yes. I'm sure he can control his body well enough but he's not going to control the blast unless he wears a rubber made from kryptonite. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:958975928] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Yes. I'm sure he can control his body well enough but he's not going to control the blast unless he wears a rubber made from kryptonite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 10/12/21 9:24:13 PM #9:	BloodMoon7 posted... Yes. I'm sure he can control his body well enough but he's not going to control the blast unless he wears a rubber made from kryptonite. Is your ejaculate velocity controlled by your strength? --- https://imgur.com/AUXKMK4 <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:958975959] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Yes. I'm sure he can control his body well enough but he's not going to control the blast unless he wears a rubber made from kryptonite.</quote> Is your ejaculate velocity controlled by your strength? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/12/21 9:25:54 PM #10:	Better question is can his boyfriend penetrate a booty of steel? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:958976011] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Better question is can his boyfriend penetrate a booty of steel? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 10/12/21 9:43:28 PM #11:	Only way he could is with a kryptonite condom, and shrugs shoulders that would kill him. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:958976544] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Only way he could is with a kryptonite condom, and shrugs shoulders that would kill him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 10/12/21 9:46:26 PM #12:	His boyfriend would be Thor. --- Newsom 2022 <cite>brestugo posted [p:958976654] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>His boyfriend would be Thor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 10/12/21 11:21:50 PM #13:	AmericaTheBrave posted... It'd be like a shotgun going off in the boyfriend's ass. Owww <cite>ZannoL posted [p:958979001] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite> <quote>It'd be like a shotgun going off in the boyfriend's ass.</quote>Owww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/12/21 11:48:33 PM #14:	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:958979593] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 10/12/21 11:49:20 PM #15:	Dude's apparently superpowered too, so he'll probably be fine. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:958979618] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Dude's apparently superpowered too, so he'll probably be fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 10/12/21 11:50:45 PM #16:	It killed his girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aMss1p8EQ --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:958979647] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>It killed his girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aMss1p8EQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 10/12/21 11:52:18 PM #17:	Supes is a bottom, friends. A power bottom for sure, but he's gonna be receiving. --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:958979680] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Supes is a bottom, friends. A power bottom for sure, but he's gonna be receiving. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 10/12/21 11:52:47 PM #18:	He will be ok --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:958979693] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>He will be ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 10/12/21 11:53:55 PM #19:	Power bottom confirmed. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:958979726] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Power bottom confirmed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Hat 10/12/21 11:56:09 PM #20:	There was a deleted scene in the movie Hancock about this topic . . . https://youtu.be/A-tcxZ5VOBM --- https://www.twitch.tv/mattthehat I stream Beat Saber Monday-Friday at midnight EST! You can request songs for me to dance to, even the Kirby Dance! <cite>The_Hat posted [p:958979769] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>There was a deleted scene in the movie Hancock about this topic . . . https://youtu.be/A-tcxZ5VOBM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 10/13/21 6:32:24 AM #21:	ZannoL posted... Discuss. Honestly, the bf here sort of looks like Velma from Scooby Do with a thick, muscular neck. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:958985259] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted... </cite> <quote>Discuss. </quote>Honestly, the bf here sort of looks like Velma from Scooby Do with a thick, muscular neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 10/13/21 6:34:58 AM #22:	Superman is the throat goat --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:958985282] in Would sex ... [t:79708057]...</cite> <quote>Superman is the throat goat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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