Poll of the Day > do you wipe your own butt

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likehelly
10/08/21 1:33:08 AM
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do you wipe your own butt


do you

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DirtBasedSoap
10/08/21 1:36:38 AM
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no, I turn a little knob and water blasts the shit off my asshole for me

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FatalAccident
10/08/21 1:43:04 AM
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No ur mum does lmao

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Lordgold666
10/08/21 2:13:18 AM
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Yes, ty for asking

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EclairReturns
10/08/21 2:42:32 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I turn a little knob and water blasts the


Do you mean to say that you own a bidet?
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Sarcasthma
10/08/21 2:44:28 AM
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no, I press a little button and water blasts the shit off my asshole for me

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Muscles
10/08/21 2:45:03 AM
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I don't wipe, just drag my ass across the grass after I'm done.

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wolfy42
10/08/21 2:45:45 AM
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No need, I evolved past shitting along time ago.

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Llamachama
10/08/21 5:11:43 AM
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If you don't use water and wash, you are just wiping dried shit around your ass.

Don't believe me? Go wipe again after an hour of moving around and see whats left over.

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Far-Queue
10/08/21 5:14:08 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
No ur mum does lmao
ayyyy lmao

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SilentSeph
10/08/21 8:03:46 AM
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No, I might touch my asshole which is gay

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rexcrk
10/08/21 9:19:27 AM
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Ew no, thats what girlfriends are for.

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MeteoricBurst
10/08/21 9:27:45 AM
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Of course not silly. I detach it first then run it under warm water before putting it out to dry.

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LeetCheet
10/08/21 11:52:42 AM
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No, I strengthen my immunity by never wiping my ass.

I'm certain I can't die by anything by now.
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jkdarlow
10/08/21 11:56:15 AM
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I eat a good diet so never have to, my shite is solid and leaves nothing behind.
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GGuirao13
10/09/21 4:16:35 AM
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Yes.

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Lokarin
10/09/21 4:21:59 AM
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I, unlike most other people on the planet, know how to use the three seashells....

And y'know what, you'll NEVER guess how they work... it's shockingly simple.

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myghostisdead
10/09/21 4:22:45 AM
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Yes and I've had to wipe many others too.

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Bugmeat
10/09/21 2:17:43 PM
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Most of the time. Every now and again I just don't have the time.


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AWinterJ
10/09/21 6:52:55 PM
#20:


Llamachama posted...
If you don't use water and wash, you are just wiping dried shit around your ass.

It's not always possible to wash my own arse after a shit and certainly isn't practical so I guess my arse stays shitty.


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Judgmenl
10/09/21 7:02:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5DIhK0jzg

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zebatov
10/09/21 9:04:08 PM
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@Sarcasthma

Do you have one of them Super Soaker 5000 toilets? I hear they actually have a dude in there manually operating one.

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