Current Events > $1000,000 or you get to f*** any girl you choose to swipe on Tinder

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Money, easy.

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I'll take the sex. I've been deprived for too long.

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Literally any girl I want anytime I want? I'll take that. I already plan to be a millionaire.

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Even if I never get laid, money easy.

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Is that supposed to be 10 million?

The money
I don't love them hoes, I'm out the door


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The money. Call me shallow.

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Whether it's $10,000 or $100,000, or $1,000,000 I'll take the money.

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Money can increase my chances of getting laid, among other things.

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Money.

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yoooo i'll take the cool one thousand-thousand

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Turbam posted...

The money
I don't love them hoes, I'm out the door

but it's any girl you want.

meanwhile money only gets you hoes.

wbloechel posted...

What if I already have both?

then why are you on CE

ZayKayWill posted...

Literally any girl I want anytime I want? I'll take that. I already plan to be a millionaire.

Same

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Does this sex lead to a meaningful relationship? Because I'm getting old, I don't need sex. I need a serious relationship.

Besides the million bucks would get me casual sex with people who don't act care about me

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Money would improve my overall life quite a bit, the sex power just improves a few brief stretches of time here and there. The sex power is also basically mind controlling people into being your temporary sex slaves, so that's also not very appealing

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1000,000?

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pkmnlord posted...

I'll take the sex. I've been deprived for too long.

you can literally have sex with an escort for 500 if not 250

STEROLIZER posted...

Same

what. literally thought you were money over hoes son

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MOB

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1 mil is a lot of "escorts". also i need to buy an apartment and get moar corona funds.

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Mackorov posted...

but it's any girl you want.

meanwhile money only gets you hoes.

Quit your job and use your free time to work on yourself becoming a better person physically, mentally, and socially without flaunting your money and you're already well on your way to attracting quality women. Not that there's anything wrong with thots if all your looking for is sex. Money all day erre day.

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I'm not even going to dignify this with a, response.

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Who the **** didnt pick the money

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1 mil ain't even that much money.

It buys you a modest house in most of the US, most high end cars are like 100-200k+, and vacations are hella expensive as well.

And a lot of guys only want the shiny car and big house so they can fuck a bunch of chicks anyways.

If you want the money because you're than lazy and just don't want to work, you can live like a peasant and retire early, if you're ok living in the middle of nowhere or going to a 3rd world country to retire, but for this, a little bit of passive income is all that's needed, not even 1M.

You won't be able to retire like a "king" in just about any 1st world country with only a Mill spend.

Being able to fuck any girl from Tinder probably could be leveraged to make you rich anyway. Build a literal harem. You could probably be one of the richest dating coaches in the world once it becomes established you can fuck any chick on dating apps 100% of the time.

It would need to be $10M in order for me to change it up. 10M is enough to where you're now officially rich, rich enough to retire in a mansion with a nice car and afford traveling and partying my ass off, and it's not very hard to leverage this lifestyle in order to easily attract hot women anyways, so yeah.

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I'd rather pick the 2nd power myself.

Also because...it's unlimited power ;)

1m easy. I can buy 2 houses/flats to let out in the city and then live off that expensive rent money.

I wouldnt need to work again. And im happy with 1 good house and 1 good woman. Plus, tinder women are trash anyway. If the option is replaced by instagram then it would be a hard pick.

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I'd be too nervous to have sex with randos

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I'm not going to cheat on my girlfriend

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Money

No snatch is worth more than $100

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My wife told me to take the money.

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bigblu89 posted...

My wife told me to take the money.

This

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No pussy is worth $1000000

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MajesticFerret posted...

1 mil ain't even that much money.

It buys you a modest house in most of the US, most high end cars are like 100-200k+, and vacations are hella expensive as well.

And a lot of guys only want the shiny car and big house so they can fuck a bunch of chicks anyways.

If you want the money because you're than lazy and just don't want to work, you can live like a peasant and retire early, if you're ok living in the middle of nowhere or going to a 3rd world country to retire, but for this, a little bit of passive income is all that's needed, not even 1M.

You won't be able to retire like a "king" in just about any 1st world country with only a Mill spend.

Being able to fuck any girl from Tinder probably could be leveraged to make you rich anyway. Build a literal harem. You could probably be one of the richest dating coaches in the world once it becomes established you can fuck any chick on dating apps 100% of the time.

It would need to be $10M in order for me to change it up. 10M is enough to where you're now officially rich, rich enough to retire in a mansion with a nice car and afford traveling and partying my ass off, and it's not very hard to leverage this lifestyle in order to easily attract hot women anyways, so yeah.

Delusions of grandeur

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I'll take the money

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MajesticFerret posted...

1 mil ain't even that much money.

It buys you a modest house in most of the US, most high end cars are like 100-200k+, and vacations are hella expensive as well.

And a lot of guys only want the shiny car and big house so they can fuck a bunch of chicks anyways.

If you want the money because you're than lazy and just don't want to work, you can live like a peasant and retire early, if you're ok living in the middle of nowhere or going to a 3rd world country to retire, but for this, a little bit of passive income is all that's needed, not even 1M.

You won't be able to retire like a "king" in just about any 1st world country with only a Mill spend.

Being able to fuck any girl from Tinder probably could be leveraged to make you rich anyway. Build a literal harem. You could probably be one of the richest dating coaches in the world once it becomes established you can fuck any chick on dating apps 100% of the time.

It would need to be $10M in order for me to change it up. 10M is enough to where you're now officially rich, rich enough to retire in a mansion with a nice car and afford traveling and partying my ass off, and it's not very hard to leverage this lifestyle in order to easily attract hot women anyways, so yeah.

$1 Million may not be "a lot" if it's the only money you plan on making for your entire life.

But $1 million on top of what you already make is life changing money.

Just thinking of it for myself. I'd pay off my mortgage in full, allowing me to invest the $1700 mortgage payment I'm making now into something that will bear a better return. Even something as simple as using it to by a 2nd home to rent for profit.

Taking a million and pissing it away may not be worth it, but using it wisely could give you the kind of wealth that can afford you the money AND the ability to cast a much wider net in the dating pool.


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I can only use one of those... sooo money it is.

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Trumble posted...

Money, easy.

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Legato-and-Vash posted...

Delusions of grandeur

I'm already almost worth a Mil so why the hell would I value something I already have over limitless hot chick poon?

Also, to the people who think online dating is a downgrade to Instagram...not really. You probably are getting cucked by the algorhythm because you don't get enough matches or you swipe right on too many ugly chicks so the app will give you pretty much whatever. If you delete and restart your app and every chick matches and replies to you, the algorhythm will match you with more attractive (determined by how many matches and their response rate) gals.

You go to any major city full of hot chicks and boost and get decent enough matches and set your age ranges to the younger range, you should be swiping right on chicks that are wannabe Insta model level and if you go to places like NYC, Miami, or LA where a majority of Insta models actually reside, you should see plenty on the apps.

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MajesticFerret posted...

I'm already almost worth a Mil so why the hell would I value something I already have over limitless hot chick poon?

Also, to the people who think online dating is a downgrade to Instagram...not really. You probably are getting cucked by the algorhythm because you don't get enough matches or you swipe right on too many ugly chicks so the app will give you pretty much whatever. If you delete and restart your app and every chick matches and replies to you, the algorhythm will match you with more attractive (determined by how many matches and their response rate) gals.

You go to any major city full of hot chicks and boost and get decent enough matches and set your age ranges to the younger range, you should be swiping right on chicks that are wannabe Insta model level and if you go to places like NYC, Miami, or LA where a majority of Insta models actually reside, you should see plenty on the apps.

That's great and all, and financially I'm (most likely) ahead of where you are (and I'm not saying it to brag, but I assume I'm much older an much further along in my portfolio than you are), but for the ones here that aren't looking to "swipe" anyone in Tinder, the money is the easy answer.

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Money

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MajesticFerret posted...

1 mil ain't even that much money.

It buys you a modest house in most of the US, most high end cars are like 100-200k+, and vacations are hella expensive as well.

Then invest at least half of this free mil and keep surviving however you were already surviving until you really are rich?

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MajesticFerret posted...

1 mil ain't even that much money.

It buys you a modest house in most of the US, most high end cars are like 100-200k+, and vacations are hella expensive as well.

And a lot of guys only want the shiny car and big house so they can fuck a bunch of chicks anyways.

If you want the money because you're than lazy and just don't want to work, you can live like a peasant and retire early, if you're ok living in the middle of nowhere or going to a 3rd world country to retire, but for this, a little bit of passive income is all that's needed, not even 1M.

You won't be able to retire like a "king" in just about any 1st world country with only a Mill spend.

Being able to fuck any girl from Tinder probably could be leveraged to make you rich anyway. Build a literal harem. You could probably be one of the richest dating coaches in the world once it becomes established you can fuck any chick on dating apps 100% of the time.

It would need to be $10M in order for me to change it up. 10M is enough to where you're now officially rich, rich enough to retire in a mansion with a nice car and afford traveling and partying my ass off, and it's not very hard to leverage this lifestyle in order to easily attract hot women anyways, so yeah.

this guy gets it. Also $1M ain't even that much nowadays with inflation and the rise of the ultra-rich

Funny thing about second option is that it's what hot girls already can do on Tinder.
They can f*** whoever they want since their like meter is through the damn roof.

Money, easily.

I'm already seeing someone, but even if I wasn't same opinion. Pay off my mortgage, get a few house enhancements, maybe a newer car, then max out my 401k contributions with a padded savings.

Boring, but practical.

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Id take the money. Im straight so it was an easy choice regardless.

Even if it was guy instead, Id still pick the money.

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