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Dang, this one started off promising but then just veered off course :<

The most epic tale in history begins with the words: Once upon a time From the legendary King Arthur to The Lord of the Rings, the fantasy epic we all know and love begins with the first words of the story.

Today is the most magical day in the history of gaming, as it marks the beginning of World of Warcrafts sixth expansion, The Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind. Morrowind is the first in a new series of free expansion packs for the game.

And now, some words from ZeniMax Online and Paradox Interactive, two of the companies behind the game:

Were so excited to reveal the new Morrowind content. Our fans have been asking us to bring back the incredible lore and mythology of Morrowind for years, and we are proud to deliver it to them on a new chapter in Azeroth.

Nick Robinson, Director of Morrowind at ZeniMax Online

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Anime cause early balding, according to a new research.

While were used to hearing horror stories about anime fans, who are often thought to suffer from a lack of self-esteem, there may be another reason they have to stop watching their favorite shows: early balding.

A new study claims that watching anime whether animated or live action may be damaging to a persons hormones, and could cause premature balding.

The study, led by Dr. Tania Lombrozo, a professor of psychology at the University of California at Berkeley, claims that an overabundance of certain hormones, namely testosterone and estrogens, is to blame for hair loss in the first place.
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ISPs tech support calls can cause psychosis, according to a new research study

Many people take telephone tech support for an ISP for granted, but a new study is challenging the assumptions many of us have about telephone support agents.

The study was carried out by a team of psychologists at Rutgers University and suggests that a lot of the telephone support from telecoms services is causing customers to have psychotic experiences and may even cause permanent brain damage.
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My cat is doing my taxes, is it wrong?

My cat, who I adopted several years ago, has been doing my taxes for two or three years now. I am a college student, and as such, I pay extremely low taxes compared to most people (because I am subsidized by my parents, and will be for some time longer). Every year my cat has told me what I owe. Hes never been wrong, and Im extremely happy with the results. He doesnt have an official title or anything, but I just love him to pieces and its fun to be able to do something for him. However, my parents are going to start teaching me how to do taxes this year, and Im starting to question my cats wisdom in doing them. He says that I should just get married, and live off of the government (not sure if this is part of our taxes, or he just means that as the lowest income couple, we get the least from the government because they feel sorry for us or something).

But I dont know if this is normal, and in this day and age when we are so close to the brink of economic ruin and have a president who seems intent on destroying everything we have, I am a little scared about trusting my cat with this kind of important responsibility. I worry about him ruining my taxes because I was in a major state of denial about being able to do my taxes on my own, and he told me I could. I also worry that I am just being a selfish, self-centered, spoiled, rich asshole, for asking my parents to teach me the tax code, even though I will eventually have to do it on my own anyway. Does anyone else have any ideas, or experience, with tax returns?
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My cat is doing my taxes and she is getting on my nerves. She has
found a loophole in tax law where I can get a tax deduction.
I have a new computer with a large hard drive. But it
sucks.
She is typing away on my big hard drive and I havent any room
on it.
So, I went out and bought her a little cat computer that has
its own hard drive.
It is called a kitty computer. It has a mouse and a keyboard.
It even has a name My Pretty Kitty.
My Cat is working on the computer all day and she likes
typing on the keyboard.
She goes through all the letters and then presses the a key
to get a b.
She then gets the idea that if she presses a a lot she can
get lots of as.
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