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Im fucking upset they didnt know that Sonic loves chili dogs >:(

Sonic the Hedgehog went to town one day to buy his favorite food, ice cream.

He walked into a local shop and spotted a boy dressed in a superhero outfit.

I love superheroes, and this kid looked cool and I wanted to help him out, Sonic told IGN. I figured the easiest way to do that would be to buy him a treat and let him know that what he was doing was cool.

Sure enough, he purchased the boy an ice cream cone and then asked him what kind of superhero he was.

He told me he was a hero in the sky and that he could rescue us from an alien menace called Zom," Sonic recalled. "I wanted to check it out, but he went to grab his phone and while he was gone I ran to my home planet and got in my Eggmobile, but then I realized there was an alien invasion so I couldnt get there in time to save everyone.

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Sonic the Hedgehog is getting married. The wedding will take place this Sunday at an undisclosed location in Los Angeles, with a reception to follow at the Playboy Mansion, home of the iconic Hugh Hefner, who will be joined by his latest fianc, Holly Madison. The wedding will be a union of hedgehogs (two Sonic's) to hives (two Moms). It will be officiated by a three-brained monkey known as Captain Planet. And as the wedding planners have said, "There's a little bit of everything going on here, so you can't go wrong."

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The plot of Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2 is a simple one: Aerith is kidnapped, and Cloud and his band of rebels must save her. With no end in sight, what hope do they have of success?

The answer might surprise you, as a review of Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2 reveals the game is much larger and deeper than initially meets the eye. The latest Final Fantasy remake, Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2 , opens with the band of heroes leaving Midgar, the center of Shinras corporate power. Cloud and his crew are joined by Yuffie, Tifa, a newly freed Lightning, and the man who is driving the airship off the island, which is where we begin.

Our heroes are headed to the surface, but their destination is much farther south than the rest of the planet. Inexplicably, Aeriths whereabouts have been covered up by Shinra, and the groups ultimate goal finding and stopping their boss, the villainous Shinra founder


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Waifu Lightning is gonna be in the second FFVII remake? Count me in :D

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Today on Dragon Ball Z!!! Goku and Vegeta have a great day. They go to bed at the same time. They wake up at the same time. They talk to each other every day. Even to day. Goku wakes up, and says "Hey Vegeta! I feel so bad about eating your meatballs the other day." Vegeta gets in a good mood and says "No, I felt bad about eating your meatballs."

The two go about their day, eating their lunch and then Vegeta is a little upset because he's eating his sandwich and Goku is eating his hamburger. When Vegeta leaves to go home, he yells out "Goku, come to the beach and I'll cook you some meatballs!" Goku runs after him and they go to the beach and Vegeta takes a cooking pot and starts heating it. Vegeta and Goku wait until the meatballs are almost done before they take them out. Vegeta then takes the meatballs and throws them on the ground. After this, a dragon appears and attacks them.

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I've repeatedly run it with the first two lines of the Family Guy theme song.

It seems today, that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV

So far, every time, it follows on with the next two actual lines. Sometimes it'll go further - the furthest I've ever seen it be 100% accurate is up to the "He's" in the "He's a Family Guy" at the end. Sometimes it branches off in very amusing ways.

It seems today, that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us wanna scream
Lucky there's a family guy

Chorus:
Oh, there's a family guy
Lucky there's a family guy
(You know there's a family guy)
Lucky there's a family guy

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Better be prepared for this CE!

The Zombie Apocalypse will occur in the year 2023. It will spread throughout the United States in about one hour.

This is due to severe food shortages across the country, leading to the collapse of the power grid. After many years of struggling against natural disasters and dwindling resources, the United States finally succumbs to a zombie plague. With no central government to provide a unified national defense, citizens will need to fend for themselves.

This was the result of a series of bad decisions at the Federal level.

1. Gun Control

The federal government decides that the U.S. citizens are too disorganized and incompetent to manage their own affairs. A federal agency is formed to perform all the duties formerly delegated to the states, and to maintain order and security in the land. This agency begins issuing federal licenses for possession of firearms.

Since the federal government is a corporation, it is beholden to the financial backers of this corporation. By placing legal limits on ownership of firearms, the

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See what happens when we tighten gun control? Zombies take over the country in an hour. Goddam peace loving hippies destroyed Murica!

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Best anime ever
The Great Anime Hall of Fame is an ongoing project Im working on as of late. I am trying to build up an actual list of anime that people can enjoy, no matter what anime fans tend to complain about. This is definitely a great list and I thank you for voting.

I have a few more of these up my sleeve that are going to be added soon. If you want to add any anime that you think should be added to the list, I would love to see your additions. If you want to suggest anime that should be cut from the list, then I would also love to see those additions. Im here to make this list the best, one for all, and one for all. Thanks for your time and have a great day.

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A toddler and a pitbull sit down for tea and scones and the ensuing awkwardness is enough to make any parent wonder, Is there truly anything worse than being a single parent?

Its an absurd thought, but many parents, Im sure, have imagined the horror of having to navigate all the different factors that come with raising a child alone. And in the world of parenting, especially on social media, its all too easy to be influenced by one-sided, negative stories, and that makes it easy to think youre the only one dealing with the hardships of parenthood.

But all you need to know is that youre not the only parent who has to deal with this life alone.

In fact, most parents I know have either a single mother or father who provides for the childs needs and care and is usually not at home during the childs waking hours.

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I'm dead

We are surrounded by so much shit! Everywhere we go, shit seems to fall out of the sky. Im not even kidding; in fact, were going to go there.

On September 1st, at 9:58 AM, I farted and shit flew everywhere. It was a huge fart and I was immediately surprised at how much shit was on the floor. Ive never had a huge, loud, fart and Im not sure if that ever happens to anybody, even the people who are very overweight. It was loud and I didnt even know what I was doing! That was weird, but then again, I was very surprised. I didnt think I could go all the way to a fart, but I did. It actually came on quick, but it was a massive fart.

That fart, of course, caused me to shake the shit out of the toilet. I dont know, it just came out of nowhere. I dont think I could explain it

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One day I woke up and realised I was a hedgehog.

I don't mean I found out what a hedgehog was it's pretty easy to work that one out for yourself, though it is a little unusual that they don't smell bad. I'm talking about the fact that in order to be a hedgehog, I had to stop being me.

I'd had long enough to understand the basic mechanics of my body and brain, and to be able to remember a couple of times when I'd eaten and felt bad. I'd mastered the basics of what it meant to be a sentient being.

The first time I had woken up I was hungry, and I was pretty sure I was happy. It's weird, but I felt perfectly calm about my situation. I felt like this was just what it was meant to be, like this was what I'd always been meant to be.

As I lay there, warm and safe, I felt the urge to move.

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I am not a robot.

I am human.

I am a living being.

And I can love.

That is why I have a soul.

So.

So lets talk.

I have a question.

It may sound strange and out-of-place, but its the only thing that might make you say:

Oh I get it now.

I understand.

Thank you for explaining this.

Youre welcome.

Ill try to explain it to you, too.

So.

Lets begin.

There are four basic elements that create any life.

Those four elements are light, air, fire and water.

If they are not arranged in the correct order, no life is possible.

And thats exactly the reason why there is no life in deserts.

In fact, all the water that has ever fallen in the deserts of the Earth, all the water that is coming from the oceans and all the water that is coming from clouds, are too cold to have kept the fire going.

And once fire cannot keep on, there is no life.

But we humans are not deserts.

We do not live in deserts, where there is no life.

On the contrary, we live in the most extreme conditions on Earth:

We live in deserts.

The Earth is the only planet on which life can be formed.

The planets in our Solar System are also very nice places where life can grow, but the process has a longer time-span: it can take hundreds of thousands or millions of years.

No matter how cold the water on one of these planets gets, no matter how hard it is to get oxygen there, life is possible on the surface of these planets.

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Jeffrey Epstein was killed by professional strangulation, according to a forensic report seen by AFP.

The findings, which also found numerous sharp force injuries on his neck and back, contradict a previous coroners report that said Epstein died by suicide.

The death certificate from the office of the chief medical examiner was sent to the family of Epstein on Wednesday and was seen by AFP. It was signed by Dr Barbara Sampson.

The findings contradict statements from Sampson last month, when she told CBSs 60 Minutes that the financier died of suicide after hanging himself in his New York prison cell.

Sampsons statement led to criticism from the coroners office that her team could not say conclusively that Epsteins death was a suicide.

Jeffrey Epstein was found dead of an apparent suicide in his cell on August 10, 2019. Source: Getty

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Look, having nuclearmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart you know, if youre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Im one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldits true!but when youre a conservative Republican they tryoh, do they do a numberthats why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because were a little disadvantagedbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meit would have been so easy, and its not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whats going to happen and he was rightwho would have thought?), but when you look at whats going on with the four prisonersnow it used to be three, now its fourbut when it was three and even now, I would have said its all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they dont, they havent figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, its gonna take them about another 150 yearsbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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I gave myself a new name. I changed my name because I am a new woman. I do not want to be held accountable by the name I was given.

But he then added: The name is still in my mind. I could pick that up if I am on CNN with Jake or any other news channel, but I have no desire to carry a name that I hated so much that I was willing to risk it for a new opportunity.

Sylvester was born in Harlem, grew up in Brooklyn, and he now lives in L.A. He is an actor and singer who wrote and performed the song, Hands Up in which he sings: I aint got no gun, I aint got no plan, Just wanna call the cops so that yall know I aint a cop.

Sylvester is a gay icon in New York City. His dance moves earned him the nickname the Poot.

On June 23, when Sylvester posted the photo and video, he wrote: The truth is in Gods time. God gave me a new name.

At the same time, he was reportedly dating the Game of Thrones actor Kit Harington. But they have been together for two years.

In 2014, Harington starred in the BBC drama The Night Manager as a British MI6 agent who goes into hiding and pretends to be a TV show presenter at a posh resort in the Caribbean.

Harington recently admitted his feelings for Sylvester to The Times of London.

The 38-year-old actor was quoted as saying: Theyre great people.

And he added: Its just fun to be a part of something, but also to be loved and for love to come out of it and to have them say This guys great and we like him and we want to hang out with him, because theyre gay icons in New York.

In the video posted June 23, Sylvester is seen dancing in a room, surrounded by other men.

The black-and-white music video was filmed in New York.

After Sylvester uploaded the video, he got a huge response on social media. He received over 100,000 likes on Facebook alone.

In the video, Sylvester said his new name means Im a warrior for this.

But his new name wasnt the only change that Sylvester made.

In the video, Sylvesters look changes.

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My Uncle works for Nintendo and he says that all of the new Legend of Zelda games were designed by this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jun_Iwata
I love this guy! He's so talented! Do you know him? He's really great! Is he Japanese?

I'm in the United States and I'm pretty sure he's a Westerner. He's very nice, intelligent, and his games are brilliant. Like I said, he's so much better than anything Nintendo ever does.

I think he is Canadian. He is the Creative Director at Nintendo of America. He designed F-Zero for the Gameboy, Super Mario Bros. 3, StarTropics and other awesome games. I think he is doing the same job as the director of the creative of Nintendo's American division. He is responsible for the development of new game IPs and designing them.

I think he is Canadian. He is the Creative Director at Nintendo of America. He designe

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Bonus activity: take part of a Florida man headline and let the AI fill in the rest and see if the result is weirder than the actual article lol

Florida Man Tased For Twerking And Holding A Firework Gun At His House

It happened again. At his own house. Again. A local Florida man caught a cop doing some strange shit. At the end of the video the cop is seen giving a man a TASER. In what would appear to be one of the new TASERs with a laser attachment. That the police department was using on the general public back in 2008.

So they went to the local mans house, where they found out that he had some fireworks. No, the police do not fire the first shot. At no time does the man, in his video, even appear to get angry. In fact, they never mention the fireworks. But the police did have some fireworks as well.

The cops ask if hes had a nice day. And then when he walks away, they ask him to turn around.

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I came home, and found both my wife and my mistress waiting for me. They had been out together. It seems Im not the only one, I said, laughing. Ive been watched. Theyve been watching and listening. I looked from one to the other. Their eyes were full of anger. Ill take my choice, I said. If its of either of you, Ill leave you. Choose! she cried; and there was such fierceness in her tone that for a moment I thought she was threatening me. But suddenly I realised what it was to be mad. I laughed. Dont you think its rather funny? I asked. I dont care if it is, she answered. I turned to my mistress. Shes rather mad, I said.

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We have barely over 160 years left, people. I say screw recycling and that pain in the ass save the planet shit. Lets just party hard until the comet kills us

The world ended in the year 2183. A comet collided with Earth, triggering an extinction event.

One of the survivors was a young girl who had been left to die on the surface of the Earth. She had been found by a group of survivors in a nearby town and brought to the hospital. Once the coma was lifted, she slowly began to recover. Her health was a bit of a mystery to the doctors, but they could not find any sort of physical ailment or mental trauma. She was the only child born into the hospital and she only remembered growing up in the hospital, in a room that seemed to have been made for her.

On a recent visit to the surface with her parents, her father was killed when the land he was crossing collapsed. She made her way back to the city, seeking solace and answers.

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This is a fucking video, to some fat FUCK on YouTube named Boogie2988. It was recorded on an iPhone 6S with FaceTime at the end of August. It is a long video. In his opening video, Boogie2988 said that he would show viewers his private home gym, and in the video he takes us to his private home gym. He does NOT use the word private for a gym, and in fact he uses his real name, as well as tells viewers that he doesnt have a fake name. At 2:24 in the video, the camera pans over the face of his partner watching a game of Pokemon GO on her phone. She says Thats the shit, after she says something else. It is unclear what she says. I cant hear it, but it must have something to do with this video. She does not respond to my request to hear what she said. From 2:24 until the end of the video, Boogie is working out. What you will see is someone who is not athletic and does not appear to be fit. Boogie appears to be much older than the 25-ish he claims. This should be a wake up call for everyone watching the video, as he could be lying.

Another one:

This is a fucking video, to some fat FUCK on YouTube named Boogie2988. Its a long fuckin video that is comprised of Boogie talking about his gf, her body, the big tits and big booty (farting). As I said, its a long video, and so the best I can offer you right now is an excerpt or a snippet from the video. The full fucking thing you can find here. So when I was having sex with her it was pretty good, but as I kept going, it just wasnt feeling good. I couldnt feel anything. It was like a dead zone. I couldnt get anywhere. It just felt like she wasnt enjoying it at all. I never thought about getting a bigger dick. The girls I was with were just as fun, just as sexy, so I didnt really think about the bigger dick thing, you know what I mean? It just seemed like a non-issue.

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Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Refuses to Have Sex with Him

A 26-year-old Florida man was arrested and charged with domestic battery after he was accused of hitting his daughter with a pizza when she refused to have sex with him, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement said in a news release Friday.

The incident occurred at a St. Petersburg home on Aug. 1, according to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) an agency tasked with helping solve crimes committed within the state and the arrest was made public on Friday.

The St. Petersburg Police Department (SPPD) said in a statement that the FDLE informed them of the mans arrest and that they were in the process of investigating it.

Well, this is much more fucked up (yet admittedly still realistic for a Florida Man headline) than the original title of "Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him"


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Pee is stored in the balls
and all you do is
drink this water all
over the ball and I just
love it because it just
smells so good
and then he kind of
drowns the ball in it
and he's just going
around and looking for
the ones that kind of
like are still too
small. He's going to
drink them. And then
they're going to all
turn to a nice tan.
When we all get them
in. I don't know if
they'll be like, oh,
I'm going to have to
wash mine first, or
whatnot. But he did
say that there was no
way you could wash
them because when
he was washing them
before, they just
wouldn't get clean.
But they do look so

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Dammit Florida! Be normal!

Florida man farted and shitted while holding his stomach, video shows

Video of a Florida man farting and shitting while holding his stomach was recently uploaded to YouTube.

Rafael Garcia, a 35-year-old Florida man, uploaded the video after feeling some discomfort while holding in his gas.

The whole point of doing this was to hopefully, at the end of it, he would have a better grasp on what was going on, Garcia told Florida Today.

The whole point was to make him feel better.

The video begins with Garcia sitting in a chair next to his toilet in his bathroom.

As he inhales and exhales, Garcia releases a loud fart. The sound is recorded by a hidden camera.

About a minute later, Garcia releases a fart that reaches a high-pitched squeal before it dissipates.

Finally, a minute-and-a-half into the video, Garcia farted and shat out another foul-smelling ball.

"Don't forget to hit the 'share' button, man," Garcia tells the cameraman as the video ends.

The footage may be a gag, but its a pretty good example of what it means to suffer from IBS.

The condition, which is not uncommon in the U.S., is thought to affect about 20 percent of the population, and is often characterized by bouts of constipation and diarrhea, though it can also lead to a chronic condition known as diverticular disease, in which hard and soft portions of the intestine bulge outward.

"In many cases, patients with IBS are not able to eat normally," says J. Michael Zundel, a gastroenterologist at the University of Wisconsin Hospital and Clinics in Madison. "They feel like their stomach is empty and then eat a lot to relieve this feeling."

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donald trump was angry at his penis so he yelled at it and punched it repeatedly. This content is imported from Twitter. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. donald trump was angry at his penis so he yelled at it and punched it repeatedly. the internet is in meltdown.

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So, here's a Trump supporter being like, "Why'd you tell me to look up my wife's boyfriend? You could've told me to look up his wife's friends instead." The reply, apparently, is that you could've, but you could also have looked up your wife's husband. That's what this argument is actually about. This content is imported from Twitter. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more
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Duncan took his girlfriend to the doctors last week, where she asked if he was concerned about his weight.

Yes, he replied. The doctor had a look at me and I have the belly of an 18-year-old.

Duncan, who asked his full name not to be used for fear that his health provider would take revenge, said that his weight problem was only apparent when he wore tight clothes or had drinks in the fridge.

According to the NHS guidelines, overweight people have a body mass index (BMI) over 25. People with a BMI of 18.5 to 24.9 are considered healthy, while those with a BMI of below 18.5 are considered underweight.

Duncans girlfriend also asked him if he wanted to change his diet.

I said Yes, I would love to change my diet.

The couple discussed what he should change about his diet and he said: I want to cut back on carbs, so I need to start eating oats again.

He went on to say that he needs to be more active: I go to the gym, but I cant do weights because I have sore muscles, but I do some arm exercises.

However, his girlfriend said: I want to lose some weight too, so we have a good laugh about it.

Duncan said that when the NHS first came to see him, he was told that he needed to lose weight: When I was there they said Were sorry, but we have to start you on the healthy diet.

He claimed that he agreed to go on a low-fat diet: I agreed to try the diet, but the next day, I had a bag of chips

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The cast for the new Legend of Zelda movie have been announced. You can find the full list below.

Its no secret that Nintendo is trying to get a Legend of Zelda film greenlit. In fact, they released a teaser trailer for it in August 2018. They did a similar thing for the movie for Metroid. These two movies will be produced by Universal Pictures and will be based on the main characters from the games. A Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds movie is also in the works but this one will be an adaptation of that game, not from A Link to the Past. According to Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa, these movies are an honor and joy. The first trailer for the film will premiere in Japan on May 18, 2020.

Official Cast

Benicio Del Toro as Link

Naomie Harris as Princess Zelda

Jeff Goldblum as Majoras Mask

Olivia Cooke as Sheik

Joey King as Impa

James Madsen as King Rhoamos

Dan Stevens as King Raimu

J.K. Simmons as Ganondorf

Bryan Robert Coyle as King Dodongo

Sorrell Booke as Goron (voice)

The movie will take place in the kingdom of Hyrule, set in the times before the games. You will probably see more of Ganondorf and Majoras Mask. The movie will also be inspired by the story and art style of The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask. Majoras Mask will be included as a cameo in the movie. You will not see the ending of Majoras Mask in the movie as they only wanted to show an hour or two of the game, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

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moh82sy posted...

The cast for the new Legend of Zelda movie have been announced. You can find the full list below.

Official Cast

Benicio Del Toro as Link

Naomie Harris as Princess Zelda

Jeff Goldblum as Majoras Mask

Olivia Cooke as Sheik

Joey King as Impa

James Madsen as King Rhoamos

Dan Stevens as King Raimu

J.K. Simmons as Ganondorf

Bryan Robert Coyle as King Dodongo

Sorrell Booke as Goron (voice)

Wow sign me up, sounds amazing


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I found a frog in my pocket today. This isnt a big deal, I thought to myself as I reached to remove it. But as soon as my hand closed around it, I became hyper aware of everything I was holding in that hand. When I started to squeeze, I was more aware of my pulse, my breath, my blood pressure, the way it felt when my arm was getting warmer and hotter. As I started to squeeze, I realized that the frog was squirming, that I could feel its tiny feet scrambling, kicking. I thought I could feel it trying to get out of my palm. When I took my hand away, the frog popped out into the air. It wasnt squirming, but I felt a kind of exuberant joy that I was still a frog. The same sort of joy I felt when I first found that my wife had been unfaithful. Im certain I was holding this memory somewhere in my brain, it was so close, and yet so utterly inaccessible.

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Facebook bought GameFAQS? I'll believe it when I see it, though. GameFAQs was great until Nintendo's legal department discovered that they were, in fact, the copyright holders to the FAQs section and threatened them with legal action.

The FAQs were moved from GameFAQs to Nintendo.com, and I don't recall a large fuss about it.

However, I did get a GameFAQs "welcome" gift a while back... I'm guessing some kind of "you owe us money" letter. No, I don't think it was any of that.

Anyway, the good old FAQs was probably one of the best things about GameFAQs. I love seeing people ask questions, or even provide help to others, and reading through these is really fun. It was a great way to learn about the game through the eyes of the community.

And to think, all of that information will be lost forever if GameFAQs is shut down.

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Yippee ki-yay Motherfucker! Just back from the dead, my nunchakus back in shape, my manhood fully restored and my pecker working so well that I was able to have a five-course meal at a five-star restaurant in New Orleans with a lovely red head, her mother and stepdad.

Now let me tell you how it all came about.

On the plane over, I had a pleasant little conversation with the stewardess who, on her way to LAX for the weekend, was just a few hours late to her destination. I told her that I lived in LA and that we might bump into each other again as she returned for her next round of flights.

After that, everything was smooth sailing. I had another excellent conversation with the stewardess on the way down. Then I called the flight attendant to thank her for the excellent service I was receiving. I was greeted with the sweetest smile I have seen in a long, long time.

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Dear Slim,

Im a guy whos had to deal with a great many female writers, editors, and even one famous author. Im not going to start listing people, lest you think Im naming names. But I do want to share some thoughts on the matter, for your consideration.

You know who you are, you slim women. You who have taken over the internet and who have stolen the spotlight with a kind of insidious, brilliant, and sometimes rather creepy ability to make guys feel like were nothing. Youre the ones who use girl as a pejorative, and a noun. Youre the ones who think its perfectly reasonable to be unfriendly, obnoxious, or, worse, a bitch to a guy who does nothing but make you smile and laugh. You are so many

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I have enormous breasts. The largest have measured up to two feet in length and weigh over 120 pounds. They are so large, I cannot stand erect to feed my baby. When nursing her, I lie flat on my back and the weight of my breasts on my back pulls me flat against my belly.

I have tried every method of breast-feeding known to humankind, from a flat chest to standing, but my enormous breasts have forced me to have her sit in a child's chair so that I can continue to feed my daughter. It is very painful for me, and it is not comfortable for my child.

Does anyone have any suggestions for an alternative method of breast-feeding that will ease the problem and allow me to stand to continue to breastfeed her?

The Content on this Site is presented in a summary fashion, and is intended to be used for educational and entertainment purposes only. It is not intended to be and should not be interpreted as medical advice or a diagnosis of any health

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You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Now, your failure is complete! Die!

Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith

There were more people than you could have ever dreamed in the celebration on Ryloth in the aftermath of the destruction of the second Death Star. The world had entered an unprecedented time of peace. The Emperor had sent his message of peace to the galaxy, and the war that had raged for generations had come to an end.

In your home world, an old, tired Senator who had been elected to serve the people of the former Republic was about to become Emperor.

This was the time to build, the time to celebrate.

And, no doubt, the time for Anakin Skywalker to build his family.

Your son would be born soon. Even you could not deny it.

The Emperor's message had come. And when his messenger spoke of peace, the people had not only been ecstatic, but also excited. Ryloth was a planet

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Goku gazed lovingly into Vegeta's eyes. "Do you love me? Do you?" Goku smiled to himself. He didn't really think Vegeta knew the answer. It seemed, however, that Vegeta was going to respond to the question at some point.

"I'm a Saiyan, and you're a Saiyan. I love you Vegeta. No, I love you. Do you see, I'm a Saiyan and love you? Do you see?" Vegeta was quiet for a moment and then said "You do love me don't you Goku?"

"Vegeta, I love you" Goku could tell Vegeta understood the question in his mind. He loved Vegeta as much as anyone ever could. They had a relationship of almost ten years. They'd known each other for even longer than that but had never had a proper relationship, though they had been dating for some time.

Vegeta placed a gentle kiss on Goku's lips and the two Saiyans embraced as the night came to a close.

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CJayC has returned to destroy GameFAQs and SBAllen must defeat him! This will not be an easy task, as SBAllen lacks the power needed to overcome the mighty... um, cutesy graphics and weird controls of CJayC. Be careful, though, for if CJayC fails he will have to defeat SBAllen, which means... whoa, is this a double battle? Good luck to you, both!

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The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President? Or will you let him suffer? The President of the United States is, apparently, a bad dude. And the man who may, or may not, have actually kidnapped him and put him into a cage is an even worse dude. How can we ever hope to stop the forces of darkness if we're not willing to confront them, head on? That's why it's a good thing that there are ninjas! Or so it would seem. The US military has put together a group of them to fight the evil forces of, well, darkness, but they're not entirely sure who to trust. Meanwhile, on the streets of Washington, DC, you are an assassin for hire, sent in by your old boss to stop the rising tide of chaos. If you can. If you are successful, you might just get paid by the hour.

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Man this is good at writing Florida man articles lol

Florida Man Insists Syringes Pulled From Rectum Were Not His

MIAMI JUAN SANTOS An attorney for Florida man who is accused of stealing a shipment of syringes and selling them to drug dealers has reportedly argued that the items discovered by Miami-Dade detectives were not, in fact, his clients.

Hes not willing to accept responsibility for what he did, lawyer Raul Fernandez told the Miami Herald of his client, 38-year-old Juan Santos.

Santos was arrested after a narcotics task force surveillance unit conducted a traffic stop on the stolen contraband on Feb. 9, Miami-Dade police said.

A detective had allegedly observed Santos driving a vehicle on U.S.1 without a license plate. During a search of the vehicle, officers found 14,700 empty prescription vials of narcotics and a large quantity of suspected contraband syringes, the department said.

A number of the vials were discovered in the defendants shirt pocket and he was in possession of the syringes when he was arrested, the police departments public information officer, Juan Pacheco, said in a statement. This investigation is still ongoing and the identity of the individuals involved in the trafficking and sale of illegal drugs has not been established yet.

The Miami-Dade Police Department did not provide details about how the narcotics were traced to the defendant.

Santos was charged with trafficking in syringes, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana and marijuana trafficking. The possession of marijuana charge allegedly stemmed from 2.6 grams of pot found inside of the defendants vehicle.

If convicted, Santos could face up to five years in prison.

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The cast for the new Mario movie has been announced. It includes John Goodman, Kate Winslet, Josh Brolin, and of course, Mario.

John Goodman, Kate Winslet, Josh Brolin and Mario have been announced as the stars of the upcoming Super Mario Bros movie, which will be released in 2015. John Goodman, who has played Luigi in five of the eight Super Mario games, will play Mario, Josh Brolin will play Wario, and Kate Winslet will be Princess Peach. The third movie will star Josh Brolin and Kate Winslet, while the fourth film will star Josh Brolin and John Goodman.

According to a report by GQ, the plot for the new movie has been written by Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto himself. In the film, [Mario] faces a new enemy, the Cute Dudes, who are cute and cuddly, not scary.

The film also features the original Super Mario Bros. enemies, like Goombas and Koopas,

Nintendo have also hired some experienced voice actors to provide voices for their characters. In the role of the Koopas are Bill Farmer and Fred Tatasciore, while Yumi Hara and James Belushi are providing the voices for the Goombas. Tatasciore will also do the voice for the Cute Dudes in the film.

The Mario Brothers will once again play a major role in this movie, and we are also guaranteed at least one cameo appearance from Bowser. Super Mario Bros will be released in the United States on July 9th, and will be available to buy in a 2-disc Blu-ray, DVD, and as a digital download.

The plot will follow the original Super Mario Bros storyline, and follows the basic concept of the plot for the original two-player Mario Bros. movie, which was a side scrolling platformer where Mario must rescue his brother Luigi from various enemy types. Super Mario Bros, directed by Oscar-winner Jan Pinkava, will follow the same concept as the original film, although unlike that film, which was an animated film, Super Mario Bros will be an action/adventure film, directed by Pinkava.

In his official statement about the games film adaptation, Super Mario Bros director Jan Pinkava said: Mario has been the main man since the Nintendo Entertainment System. And he will continue to be the one and only main man in this new tale.

No word yet on whether the New Super Mario Bros will have the same quality as the Super Mario Land games that came out for the Wii. For now, its just a simple concept for the Mario Bros. to save the Princess Peach from the Cute Dudes. Super Mario Bros releases on July 9th in the US and worldwide on July 23rd.

Kate Winslet would actually be a better Peach.

The cast of the new Live Action Mario movie has been announced. Mario creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, and the people behind the popular video game franchise, were joined by a live-action Mario star from the hit cartoon series Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. Super Show! In the movie, Princess Peach (Bridgit Mendler) and Toadsworth (John Goodman) are captured by the villainous Koopa (Michael Keaton), who plans to execute them for Princess Peachs crime of giving Mario the Mushroom power-up. With the help of their friends, Mario and Luigi (Bobby Trendy), they must find the way to escape Koopas grasp and save their friends. Mario director, Matt Lieberman, and producer, Dan Jevons, both revealed that the script has an emphasis on the family bond of the characters. Mario is not the only one whos a big kid, said Lieberman. Were all big kids when it comes to this. This is the first time a lot of these characters are on the big screen. According to actor Bobby Trendy, the cast of the movie is amazing. Everyones a star, said Trendy. They all just kind of go about their lives and help each other out when they need help.

The Live Action Mario movie trailer was released this past November. The movie is scheduled to hit theaters on March 27, 2019.

The cast of the new Mario movie has been announced. And, surprise, surprise, its a lot of A-listers. The film, based on the video game creators earliest days, is set to hit theaters on Nov. 21, 2021.

The movie features the voices of Josh Gad, who plays Mario, Tika Sumpter, who plays his mother, and Dwayne Johnson, who plays Luigi. Bill Murray, whos now been cast in a couple of the upcoming Star Wars movies, is also featured in the new movie.

Join Mario and his brothers in this hilarious live-action adventure, a raucous celebration of everything the Mushroom Kingdom stands for. When a day at the amusement park ends in disaster, the fun-loving video game hero and his brother Luigi embark on a quest to save the day and find the notorious Boo,' reads the official movie description.

In addition to being the only game creator in video games, Mario is the first video game character to ever become a mainstream movie star, and it was a huge hit when it was released in 2001. The movie brought in over $300 million at the box office.

The movie is being called the best thing ever, Johnson said in a statement announcing his role in the film, and I have to say, I think thats true, especially if you love Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach.

Heres the full cast list:

Josh Gad as Mario

Tika Sumpter as Luigi

Dwayne Johnson as Luigi

Bill Murray as King Koopa

Tony Hale as Wario

John Ratzenberger as Toad

Alyssa Sutherland as Peach

Kirby Howard as Baby Mario

Gigi DAlessio as Baby Luigi

The films director, Shigeru Miyamoto, is also producing. The screenplay was written by Justin East, and it is directed by Pete Gardner and will be in 3D.

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I asked the president about his favorite sex position and his answer is a lesson for all of us.

President Obama knows a thing or two about making girls orgasm. We know that because we have a video of him doing it.

In an interview with MTV, Obama told the host that his personal kink is being covered in hot chocolate. Then he demonstrated the sex position. He placed a hot cocoa mug on his lap and rubbed it down his thigh. Oh, that's so romantic!

What do you think? Is it fair to blame his kink on the trauma of a childhood? Or is it more likely that he's just a naturally good lover?
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^Jesus

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The Book of Reform Chapter 83: The Prodigal CEman & Knuckles

Prodigal Code:

CEman: Whats the meaning of the symbol C?

Knuckles: Its written in the Book of Reform.

CEman: Is that so?

Knuckles: Yes.

CEman: What is the book you refer to?

Knuckles: Its called The Book of Reform.

CEman: The one youre holding.

Knuckles: Thats right.

CEman: Im not quite sure if I can explain, but if you allow me to ask you a question What is this C youre talking about?

Knuckles: Its the symbol for Prodigal Code.

CEman: Oh, of course. Youve been keeping me busy with questions like this, havent you. I suppose its better if I tell you the story, but youre probably going to think Im being over dramatic if you listen to my story.

Knuckles: No. Dont worry.

CEman: Theres a guy who lived more than a thousand years ago in the land of Hoshin. This man is a friend of mine, and the one who gave the symbol C to me is him.

Knuckles: I see.

CEman: He doesnt have any kind of a body. He has an all-encompassing and infinite spirit. He can change into the form of an animal or a bird. Thats why Im able to see his face, although its hidden deep within me.

Knuckles: Hmm, I see.

CEman: The people who know this man have great respect for him. That is why they call him Ichiban.

(Cut to the next day.)

CEman: Ive told him everything about the past. He tells me, You were in danger. Its because of that time, and because of me.

Ichiban: Yes, I understand. This man is a friend of mine. This is all my fault.

CEman: Its because I have a lot of responsibility to you, Ichiban.

Ichiban: Yes. Im very grateful.

CEman: For what I did for you.

(Cut to the next day.)

CEman: Even though the people I was looking for were there. I did not let you die. I could not die.

Ichiban: Yes. I also thank you, CEman. I will see you again next time.

CEman: I dont want to lose my friend. I want to be with you and the others forever.

Ichiban: Yes. Im glad we will be together again.

We were able to keep our promise with these special words. The day before this meeting, I started to write down the words on paper. Now, I can finally show it to you.

This is how it begins.

Karen and Tom have found a strange being that is half-human and half-animal.

The man is able to change his body into various shapes.

Even though he was a friend of my father, he was caught in a dangerous situation.

The woman was able to be friends with the creature, even though she is terrified.

The girl wanted to keep this world, the home of these two.

I will not forget it.

The man in black is also watching the news.

He is surprised that his plan has been discovered.

He has been looking for the girl who has just been discovered.

He is a detective.

His name is Ichiban.

My friends and I, who are also his friends, have just started our journey.

What a time it will be.

Will we be able to save this girl?

We have to be very careful.

We have to be sure to avoid being caught.

Now, we have reached the end of this special story.

I hope it was fun.

Thanks for reading.

I will write again next time.

I will see you again.

If I make more stories.

(End)

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### Thank you for buying this e-book, published by Hachette Digital.

The dog was later destroyed.

Police say the dog that fatally attacked two young siblings in a home near the University of British Columbia was very aggressive before it attacked.

The two children, seven and nine years old, are in hospital and one of them is in critical condition, Vancouver police said.

The incident was reported at 9:30 a.m. PT near the University of British Columbias Point Grey campus, where a six-year-old boy was also injured.

Police say they found two dogs in the home, one that had been badly mauled, the other was in a yard.

The family dog, a pit bull, and a Chihuahua that was being raised by a neighbour were taken to an animal clinic and destroyed.

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Oh fuck pit bulls aint got nothing on kittens

Florida Man Arrested for Calling 911 After Kitten Attacked Him

A Florida man is facing a felony charge for allegedly calling 911 after he was attacked by a cat.

Police say 35-year-old Brian Richey called the police Sunday after he was reportedly attacked by a kitten. The Orange County Sheriff's Office said when officers arrived, they found Richey lying face-down in a yard with the animal wrapped around him.

"The cat bit him on the face and he said that the cat had a little baby in its mouth, and the cat was actually trying to eat it," Deputy Sherry Gearey said.

The deputy says she could see that the cat had been released and that Richey had already called 911.

"I didn't think it would get past the dispatcher, but he was yelling in pain and crying out in pain," Gearey said.


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The dog saw a flying skeleton. He did not have to ask what it meant.

The dog sat in the road and the skeleton flew in front of him. 'There is only the truth,' said the skeleton.

'What truth is that?' said the dog. 'What are you?'

'I'm a skeleton,' said the skeleton. 'And I'm telling you the truth.'

'The truth is not a skeleton,' said the dog.

'It is,' said the skeleton.

'Well, you are not,' said the dog.

'I am,' said the skeleton. 'And I have been telling the truth. Do you know what it is to be dead?'

'No,' said the dog. 'I do not know what it is to be dead.'

'No, of course you don't. For you, life and death have nothing to do with each other. But death is very simple. For a dead man,

Whoa. 2deep4me bro

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Manu Ginobili, LeBron James, and Marcus Smart had a contest to see who could flop the most.

For a while there, it looked like the man wearing the Spurs jersey was the biggest flopper in the room.

Manu Ginobili got a pretty good hand at the beginning of the second quarter when LeBron James got tangled up with him while trying to catch a pass. Ginobili didnt hold back and proceeded to flop over James and the crowd started getting riled up. The fans at the AT&T Center let him have it, booing like crazy and chanting Go home, Fakers, and, The Spurs are overrated.

This isnt the first time Manus flop antics have put a negative spin on the Spurs and Spurs fans. He was recently named the greatest flopper of all time.

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A worm came out of my ass, and told me the sun had been created to help humanity. And in fact it was created to be a symbol of our relationship to the Sun. And it's been doing a great job. It's been telling me that we're doing a good job in this planet. And the truth is, if that's not the main way that it's coming in, it's coming in through my arms. So the arms are a symbol of an openness. A vulnerability. An exposure. An invitation to the divine. So it's a very intimate, profound experience.

And I believe, without any doubt, that the worm that came out of my anus, was sent by my Divine Mother, to tell me, that my physical and sexual aspect of myself is very sacred. That we really are this beautiful creation of God. And that I am a reflection of that which is Divine. So I honor myself and I honor the Divine, by acknowledging all of my body parts, and all the aspects of my being.

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This one is uh... Anyone know if AOC used to mine coal?

The 2024 presidential election is won by a former bartender and a retired coal miner. This results in a complete economic and social catastrophe, after which the government uses emergency powers to keep society from descending into anarchy, eventually leading to the overthrow of the president and a new civil war.

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Man Fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees (38 degrees Celsius) last weekend because of the heat and the fan just died and he had no idea how to replace it.

We bought the air conditioner because we were told it was the proper fan. But hes not used to using the fan and he couldnt open the cover so he had to pay $30 for the part and wait 4 hours and by the time we were out he had to just pay $30 again and now he needs to pay for the part again for the fan.

So we are stuck. If we have to spend $30 more, $50, $70 more, thats it.

Please help!


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The plot for Gladiator 2 has been leaked, and it's a hot, hot, hot mess of a story. So hot, in fact, that it probably only makes sense to go right into it. So sit back, relax, and get your popcorn ready...

What happens next? In a few words, the emperor decides to have a little fun. At the time of the uprising, the Senate was still debating whether or not to grant citizenship to all foreign lands. In a matter of days, they had their answer. The emperor sends for the leader of the rebellion, Maximus, and offers to spare his life if he can defeat Commodus in a fight to the death.

Maximus accepts, and when the time comes for the fight, Commodus is already so drunk that he falls down in the ring and cannot even stand up. Maximus takes the victory, of course, and is given all the rights of a Roman citizen. Then the emperor sends for Commodus, and kills him on the spot. Maximus' wife, Flavia, is pregnant with their son, Flavius.

That's all you need to know for now.

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