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You are a person. You feel like eating more food even though you already ate, like some kind of idiot.

What do?

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but i already eated soooooo much food :(


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That's not a choice, the universe commands you to do something

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Eat something light like a quiche

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A) eat more food

It's gonna be past it's expiry date at midnight, so you gotta

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You decide to eat a light quiche. It just so happens you have a refrigerator entirely filled with quiches for such an occasion. Unfortunately you now feel sick to your stomach and remember you have some ice cream in the freezer that looks delicious.

What do?

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Should I just do every choice or only the first one?

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Have a poll tbh

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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Have a poll tbh

Okay I'll add options from now on

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You eat more food. You feel more sick, so you hella barf all over. Your kitchen is full of barf.

A) eat the barf
B) Eat more actual food
C) Go Surfing
D) Jump out the window or something
E) post stuff on the internet
F) Exercise to lose some weight
G) Other


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noooo stopppp please :((((


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You stop. You stop everything utterly and completely including breathing, your heart and a lot of other vital functions. So then you die.

A) Stop dying
B) Investigate the afterlife
C) Eat death
D) Fall into hell
E) Get isekaied like some kind of weeb
F) Become a cool zombie, you know, one of the dancing ones
G) Other

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B

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As you die you decide to hang out in the afterlife. You wake up in a void that's all white fog in all directions with no visible landmarks. Is the afterlife really boring? That would be a letdown. You wander a while until you see a bar in the middle of nowhere. It's not part of a building or anything, just a bartop and some stools in front of it. Behind it an indistinct form stands in front of various shelves of bottles that are probably booze. A middle aged guy in a poorly fitting suit with the tie undone sits on the stool with a martini glass in his hand. There's a scythe propped up on the bar beside him. He turns as you approach, and a wry grin appears on his face. "Hey Dave, I thought you might be here sooner or later, have a drink."

What do?

A) Say, "My name isn't Dave, it's Kevin."
B) Say, "My name isn't Dave, it's Double Dave."
C) Have a drink
D) Run away screaming
E) Order a milk like some kind of wise ass
F) Ask if he's the grim reaper or something
G) Other

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Wtf this is good why is nobody posting

E Order milk

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You slide up to the bar near the guy with the scythe and growl like a badass at the vague shape of the bartender, "I"ll have a milk."

"Dave, you're such a card, that's such classic Dave material. I bet you died doing something equally entertaining, like skydiving and accidentally packing an anvil instead of a parachute, or falling out of a moving train off a bridge, or maybe just eating until you vomit yourself to death." This guys seems to have a very peculiar impression of you for some reason.

A) Ask who the hell he is anyway
B) Say, "Jeff, that's just the kind of guy I am," with a mysterious glint in your eyes.
C) Claim you actually died wrestling with a porpoise-dinosaur
D) Ask what the deal is with that scythe
E) Hit on the bartender even though you can't see them clearly
F) Get just plain plastered from too many milks
G) Other

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