Current Events > Taliban captured and executed Afghan TikTok comedian

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Killmonger
08/24/21 12:02:53 PM
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Who carried on telling jokes about the militia even as they dragged him away in Kandahar.

Nazar Mohammad filmed being taken away from his home in Kandahar province.

Video shows Taliban fighter sitting on either side of him, one with a Kalashnikov.

One insurgent slaps him repeatedly on the face as he makes jokes about Taliban.

He was later found dead after reportedly being shot and having his throat slit.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9920117/Taliban-captures-executes-known-Afghan-comedian-told-jokes-dragged-away.html

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Zikten
08/24/21 12:04:01 PM
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Damn.

Fuck the taliban.
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3PiesAndAFork
08/24/21 12:05:26 PM
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Fuck the Taliban, but what a ballsy and badass way to go.

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Bio1590
08/24/21 12:05:34 PM
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Heartomaton
08/24/21 12:06:09 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Who carried on telling jokes about the militia even as they dragged him away in Kandahar.

Well damn. Seems like he knew what was going to happen and said "fuck it, more jokes". That's dedication.

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Damn_Underscore
08/24/21 12:06:33 PM
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They are such hypocrites.

They act like want everyone to live like its 1500 years ago or else face the death penalty, yet there are constantly videos of them not meeting their own standards.

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GameGodOfAll
08/24/21 12:09:05 PM
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What a fucking badass. Went down swinging and will always be more of a man than those cowards that killed him.

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legendary_zell
08/24/21 12:13:26 PM
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If you're absolutely going to go out, that's the way to go. I hope his killers get what they deserve.

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Questionmarktarius
08/24/21 12:14:20 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Well damn. Seems like he knew what was going to happen and said "fuck it, more jokes". That's dedication.
You're dead anyway. May as well get some gallows humor in.
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Legato-and-Vash
08/24/21 12:14:35 PM
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Holy shit.

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ledbowman
08/24/21 12:16:09 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
They are such hypocrites.

They act like want everyone to live like its 1500 years ago or else face the death penalty, yet there are constantly videos of them not meeting their own standards.
hell ya call out the taliban

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Jabodie
08/24/21 12:17:01 PM
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Serious and probably dumb question: If people believe Afghanistan can't be united, why should we expect the Taliban to create a long lasting Afghan government? Is it just because they're ruthless?

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soulunison2
08/24/21 12:17:49 PM
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this is what republicans want to do smh
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Jiek_Fafn
08/24/21 12:19:01 PM
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This is incredibly sad. Dude goes out being awesome but the world is definitely a worse place.

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Ratchetrockon
08/24/21 12:19:03 PM
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Rip dude

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kingdrake2
08/24/21 12:19:08 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
this is what republicans want to do smh


yes.
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s0nicfan
08/24/21 12:21:28 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Serious and probably dumb question: If people believe Afghanistan can't be united, why should we expect the Taliban to create a long lasting Afghan government? Is it just because they're ruthless?

The middle east has a long and storied history of countries being united under a crushing dictatorship and/or theocracy. It seems the be the form of government that works best over there.

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Lorenzo_2003
08/24/21 12:21:35 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
this is what republicans want to do smh

You think Republicans want to silence comedians?

Uhh, are you sure about that? Might want to read the news for the last decade to see who has been trying to shut up comedians in the US, Canada, Australia and so on.

Republicans generally hate music they dont like and try to cancel that, specifically rap.

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TommyG663513
08/24/21 12:23:42 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Serious and probably dumb question: If people believe Afghanistan can't be united, why should we expect the Taliban to create a long lasting Afghan government? Is it just because they're ruthless?

I don't think there is any sort of expectation beyond we should stop sinking resources into that country.

It very much seems worse, but the better came at a great cost to us with little benefit directly to us.

Just can't make it our mission to fix the world when we've used up so many resources on this and it never seems to go anywhere.


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The Trent
08/24/21 12:24:06 PM
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Basically the mods and me

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AlCalavicci
08/24/21 12:25:10 PM
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That dude telling jokes before he is about to die is some Dean Winchester shit. R.I.P., absolutely horrible.

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soulunison2
08/24/21 12:42:02 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
You think Republicans want to silence comedians?

Uhh, are you sure about that? Might want to read the news for the last decade to see who has been trying to shut up comedians in the US, Canada, Australia and so on.

Republicans generally hate music they dont like and try to cancel that, specifically rap.

holding people accountable is not the same as wanting to silence comedians- trump literally wanted to jail people who made fun of him lmao

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ultramat
08/24/21 12:46:56 PM
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You guys are distracting from the real issues: there isn't enough representation in netflix's new programing line up.

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TommyG663513
08/24/21 12:50:58 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
holding people accountable is not the same as wanting to silence comedians- trump literally wanted to jail people who made fun of him lmao

Dude, people need to drop the "accountability" crap when it just pertains to telling jokes. Telling a joke does not necessarily equate to a political viewpoint. It'd be healthier if everyone could take the piss out of each other a bit more rather than get so hung up on a joke.

Call it cancel culture. It is just catchier than accountability culture. People keep trying to force the term accountability and acting like everyone who gets roasted on Twitter and loses job opportunities had it coming. The outrage machine on Twitter isn't some clear guided moral machine. It is mob justice which sometimes overlaps with a fair sense of justice.

There is absolutely no denying that left wing people want a much higher moral standard for joke telling.

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Maze_
08/24/21 12:51:32 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Fuck the Taliban, but what a ballsy and badass way to go.

This. Much respect to the guy

America, China, Russia and the EU really let down people like him.

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TommyG663513
08/24/21 12:52:12 PM
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ultramat posted...
You guys are distracting from the real issues: there isn't enough representation in netflix's new programing line up.

Isn't Netflix on a very slow decline now that they've lost a lot of contracts and everyone else has started up their own streaming service? So can't we complain about a lack of diversity elsewhere?

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Hop103
08/24/21 12:52:36 PM
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And people still think the Taliban will respect women. The Taliban can't even respect any basic human rights, from what we see here.
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soulunison2
08/24/21 12:53:38 PM
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TommyG663513 posted...
Dude, people need to drop the "accountability" crap when it just pertains to telling jokes. Telling a joke does not necessarily equate to a political viewpoint. It'd be healthier if everyone could take the piss out of each other a bit more rather than get so hung up on a joke.

Call it cancel culture. It is just catchier than accountability culture. People keep trying to force the term accountability and acting like everyone who gets roasted on Twitter and loses job opportunities had it coming. The outrage machine on Twitter isn't some clear guided moral machine. It is mob justice which sometimes overlaps with a fair sense of justice.

There is absolutely no denying that left wing people want a much higher moral standard for joke telling.

i have you tagged as a conservatroll lol
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Maze_
08/24/21 12:55:03 PM
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Hop103 posted...
nd people still think the Taliban will respect women.
Who thinks that?

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TommyG663513
08/24/21 12:58:04 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
i have you tagged as a conservatroll lol

What could you possibly interpret from my post as being conservative in ideology?

I hate everything about the Republican party and modern conservative politics.

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CADE FOSTER
08/24/21 1:03:45 PM
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religion of all kinds was a mistake
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ScazarMeltex
08/24/21 1:04:13 PM
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Please remember that Donald Trump negotiated a deal with these people.

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voldothegr8
08/24/21 1:05:00 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
this is what republicans want to do smh

Last I checked it wasn't Republicans trying to censor comedians
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CADE FOSTER
08/24/21 1:05:49 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Please remember that Donald Trump negotiated a deal with these people.
at Camp David no less this man has legitamized terrorists alot he released the terrorist leader and 5000 hardened terrorists aswell
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Stagmar
08/24/21 1:33:14 PM
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Why is the Daily Mail so slow? Other media reported on this last month.

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Lordgold666
08/24/21 6:29:07 PM
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Build back better

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Trumpo
08/24/21 6:46:53 PM
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Afghanistan is not in the middle east
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Vicious_Dios
08/24/21 6:50:08 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
You think Republicans want to silence comedians?

Uhh, are you sure about that? Might want to read the news for the last decade to see who has been trying to shut up comedians in the US, Canada, Australia and so on.

Republicans generally hate music they dont like and try to cancel that, specifically rap.

This post has too much common sense.

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Joeydollaz
08/24/21 6:50:19 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Build back better

OOOH boy

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/24/21 6:57:09 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
religion of all kinds was a mistake

I don't think the folks at the Buffalo Ridge Baptist Church is gonna hack people up for making jokes.

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xXfireglzXx
08/24/21 7:11:16 PM
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Some Comedians are modern philosophers in this day and age.

Hopefully Nazar Mohammad is remembered as he should be. As a free man until the end of his life who never gave in to the evils of the world.

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BeyondWalls
08/24/21 7:19:22 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Did he not try and leave?
Leave where?

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