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Aki_Sora
08/22/21 9:33:50 AM
#1:


Who win?



This tough one.
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Turbam
08/22/21 9:34:46 AM
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The cop
He's got a gun

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HairyQueen
08/22/21 9:36:43 AM
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Turbam posted...
The cop
He's got a gun
Texas just passed a law that allows pit bulls to open carry.

So checkmate cops

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The Trent
08/22/21 9:37:12 AM
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Turbam posted...
The cop
He's got a gun

Did you just assume the landlord did not

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CADE FOSTER
08/22/21 9:42:46 AM
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Turbam posted...
The cop
He's got a gun

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Solo_Wing
08/22/21 9:44:32 AM
#6:


The baby

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K181
08/22/21 9:49:56 AM
#7:


Cop helps the landlord. Landlord wins.

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rodu_jr
08/22/21 9:56:52 AM
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What if the landlord is a cop, and the landlord bit is a side hustle
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eston
08/22/21 9:58:55 AM
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Solo_Wing
08/22/21 10:03:57 AM
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Who will tip who tho? And will it be 15%? 20? 25?

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Blighboy
08/22/21 10:11:20 AM
#11:


Cop shoots pitbull, pitbull eats landlord, landlord bribes cop

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Aki_Sora
08/22/21 10:11:32 AM
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Solo_Wing posted...
Who will tip who tho? And will it be 15%? 20? 25?

I Know I miss something.
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The Popo
08/22/21 10:15:55 AM
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The pitbull and the cop play the short game, trying to destroy the other as quickly as possible. The landlord meanwhile plays the long game, bleeding them dry with the power of rent.

Cop takes out the pitbull first, but faces scrutiny for doing it with a body cam on and goes to court. While the slow judicial process takes place, the cop is also paying rent. And unbeknownst to him, the landlord had updated the policies to make payments biweekly instead of monthly. And when the cop finally leaves court with a verdict of suspended with pay for 6 weeks, its too late. Hes been evicted and has to face a brutal San Diego winter with no roof over his head.

Victory - Landlord

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DezDroppedFreak
08/22/21 10:17:30 AM
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Pitbull says CHOMP like the good pupper he is and wins

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3PiesAndAFork
08/22/21 10:46:01 AM
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The cop has a higher murder count than either pitbull or landlord. I'd say cop.

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ShyOx
08/22/21 10:50:18 AM
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Trick question, the pitbull is a cop

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Aki_Sora
08/22/21 11:10:55 AM
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The Popo posted...
The pitbull and the cop play the short game, trying to destroy the other as quickly as possible. The landlord meanwhile plays the long game, bleeding them dry with the power of rent.

Cop takes out the pitbull first, but faces scrutiny for doing it with a body cam on and goes to court. While the slow judicial process takes place, the cop is also paying rent. And unbeknownst to him, the landlord had updated the policies to make payments biweekly instead of monthly. And when the cop finally leaves court with a verdict of suspended with pay for 6 weeks, its too late. Hes been evicted and has to face a brutal San Diego winter with no roof over his head.

Victory - Landlord

Lol nice one.
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IronChef_Kirby
08/22/21 11:14:49 AM
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Does the pit bull have time to plan?

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BilalPowell
08/22/21 11:15:22 AM
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Pitbull easily. People will just blame the owner and let it continue murdering.

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BettyWhite
08/22/21 1:08:52 PM
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The new rock paper scissors.

The cop shoots the pitbull who bites the landlord who evicts the cop.

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Metallic Slug13
08/22/21 3:26:53 PM
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Landlord can stand by while the pitbull and cop destroy each other

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Trumble
08/22/21 3:32:30 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
What if the landlord is a cop, and the landlord bit is a side hustle

What if this and he's also a pitbull?

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Funkydog
08/22/21 3:33:56 PM
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The cop openly murders them both in their sleep and claims self defence with a sweet retirement package.

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David1988
08/22/21 3:36:25 PM
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The three realize their interests are aligned so they form an alliance to take over the world and become the new Axis powers.

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legendary_zell
08/22/21 3:46:27 PM
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It's a delicate system of checks and balances. The landlord can ban pitbulls. The pitbull can attack the landlord. The cop can shoot the pitbull but can be evicted by the landlord. The landlord can't evict without the cop. The pitbull pretty clearly comes in last place here.

The landlord relies on the cops to evict people so that's a pretty big weakness since the cop can summon other cops to stop the eviction with their "thin blue line" special. They're reliant on their opponent for their strongest weapon. So the cop wins imo.

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YellowSUV
08/22/21 3:59:40 PM
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Trick question, they are all the same thing.

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Aki_Sora
08/22/21 8:00:08 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
It's a delicate system of checks and balances. The landlord can ban pitbulls. The pitbull can attack the landlord. The cop can shoot the pitbull but can be evicted by the landlord. The landlord can't evict without the cop. The pitbull pretty clearly comes in last place here.

The landlord relies on the cops to evict people so that's a pretty big weakness since the cop can summon other cops to stop the eviction with their "thin blue line" special. They're reliant on their opponent for their strongest weapon. So the cop wins imo.

Nice one.
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KStateKing17
08/22/21 9:55:02 PM
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Looked gf
08/23/21 10:12:32 PM
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Metallic Slug13 posted...
Landlord can stand by while the pitbull and cop destroy each other
The pitbull isnt destroying anything if the cop has a gun

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Kanaya413
08/23/21 10:46:48 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Oh shit
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kirbymuncher
08/23/21 10:48:29 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
What if the landlord is a cop, and the landlord bit is a side hustle
what if the landlord is a cop and the pitball is a room outside

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Arcanine2009
08/23/21 10:49:06 PM
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nfearurspecimn
08/23/21 11:05:47 PM
#35:


Blighboy posted...
Cop shoots pitbull, pitbull eats landlord, landlord bribes cop
lmao

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