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PatrickMahomes
08/21/21 5:58:53 PM
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Well?


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averagejoel
08/21/21 6:00:14 PM
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morning sex is good

shower sex is extremely dangerous

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tremain07
08/21/21 6:02:16 PM
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why you askin me? I've never had any sex

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257Loner
08/21/21 6:02:39 PM
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Well, the former currently has a Metascore of 67.8, while the latter has a Metascore of 73.2. The former saw a reduction of 1.8 points since last year, while the latter only saw a reduction of 0.3 points, indicating an enduring popularity from the scores used to make its rating.

Back to Jim with the weather

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Drpooplol
08/21/21 6:03:03 PM
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Shower sex is actively bad. I'm the most horny in the morning, so this is an easy choice.

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Dakimakura
08/21/21 6:03:14 PM
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Getting pillows wet isn't a good idea.

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CalosiaTana
08/21/21 6:03:42 PM
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Shower sex is to damn awkward and a good way to slip and break something.

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Guide
08/21/21 6:05:15 PM
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morning sex can be great, shower sex is a novelty

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Turbam
08/21/21 6:06:04 PM
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I can never get shower sex to work

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masticatingman
08/21/21 6:06:06 PM
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I'd say the majority of my sexual activity happens first thing in the morning.

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TendoDRM
08/21/21 6:06:11 PM
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Shower sex has become underrated, if anything. See: this topic.

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Irony
08/21/21 6:06:42 PM
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Water is a terrible lube

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Guide
08/21/21 6:08:26 PM
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masticatingman posted...
I'd say the majority of my sexual activity happens first thing in the morning.
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deanshow
08/21/21 6:09:12 PM
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Shower sex has so many things that could go wrong and usually does go wrong especially if you misplace the body wash and accidentally spill it

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EndOfDiscOne
08/21/21 6:16:19 PM
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Morning sex due to bad breath

And for some reason I cant get off early in the morning even if Im rock hard

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Shezarr
08/21/21 6:17:32 PM
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Shower is great for fooling around, not great for sex

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a-c-a-b
08/21/21 6:20:59 PM
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Shower sex by far.

Porn makes shower sex seem a lot more appealing than it really is.
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misterbum
08/21/21 6:25:45 PM
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pfh1001
08/21/21 6:28:49 PM
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Guide posted...
morning sex can be great, shower sex is a novelty


Pretty much this. Having an orgasm is a great way to start the day.
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Offworlder1
08/21/21 6:36:55 PM
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Shower sex is actually a hazardous thing to be a part of, you can easily slip in the tub, a shower mat is a MUST if you want to have shower sex somewhat safely.

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Damn_Underscore
08/21/21 6:41:16 PM
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Shower is for cleaning off, not having sex

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Derwood
08/21/21 6:42:04 PM
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In the morning I have to pee and I have bad breath
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littlebro07
08/21/21 6:45:46 PM
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Shower sex is only good if youre rich and have one of those massive fancy showers where you can sit comfortably sit down and fuck

and even then its not that great

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OpenlyGator
08/21/21 6:46:57 PM
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Which is more overrated? Shower sex or morning sex?
Shower sex.

Media always paints it smooth and perfectly coordinated, which is not the case for most folks. People have literally died in bathroom accidents while trying to have shower sex. Also water is not the best lubricant for sex by comparison and it washes the others off...

There's ways to pull off amazing sex in the shower, but there's typically a bunch of other places in a home you could do it easier.

Morning sex can be awful or great depending on partner performance and whether someone's a wussy lightweight who gets bothered by a night's worth of natural musk.

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NoxObscuras
08/21/21 6:47:51 PM
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Morning sex is more overrated. Morning breath, overnight sweat and all that pee your body has been holding in... Solving that morning wood right away sounds great, but nah we need to pee and freshen up first, then it's fine lol.

Everyone talking about how dangerous shower sex is... Do you guys not have non slip material in your showers? I've had shower sex and it was a lot of fun. Grinding against her while being covered in soap suds was a nice sensation. Plus, just showering together in general was nice.

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monkmith
08/21/21 6:50:03 PM
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nothing says sexy like accidentally stepping on the soap dish, ripping it off the wall, only to slip and bust your ass...

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K181
08/21/21 6:52:07 PM
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Shower sex, but pool/hot tub sex is by far the most overrated.

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Zodd3224
08/21/21 6:52:33 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Shower sex is actively bad. I'm the most horny in the morning, so this is an easy choice.


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YugiNoob
08/21/21 6:57:49 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Everyone talking about how dangerous shower sex is... Do you guys not have non slip material in your showers? I've had shower sex and it was a lot of fun. Grinding against her while being covered in soap suds was a nice sensation. Plus, just showering together in general was nice.
This lol. Granted shower sex wasn't too pleasant for me because my girlfriend liked the water oddly cold (or maybe I'm just used to it being sort of hot), but how do you guys slip so easily :<

Waking up to a morning bj is a pleasant surprise, but going for regular sex after waking up is pretty weird since there are a bunch of things I need to do to get ready in the morning.

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LordMarshal
08/21/21 6:59:07 PM
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Shower sex is not anything close to how good you might think it is.

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PC-Builder_Pony
08/21/21 6:59:47 PM
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Shower sex, exhausting and a waste of water.

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GMAK2442
08/21/21 7:11:24 PM
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Both are great and not overpowered.

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Tappor
08/21/21 7:14:11 PM
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Shower sex and it's not even close

Morning sex is great

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Kombucha
08/21/21 7:16:41 PM
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Shower is pretty bad, almost as bad as pool sex.

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Derwood
08/21/21 7:33:57 PM
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Hot tub blowjobs are pretty great, though
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averagejoel
08/21/21 7:40:02 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Everyone talking about how dangerous shower sex is... Do you guys not have non slip material in your showers? I've had shower sex and it was a lot of fun. Grinding against her while being covered in soap suds was a nice sensation. Plus, just showering together in general was nice.
how tall are you?

and how tall have any of your shower sex partners been?

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Damn_Underscore
08/21/21 7:40:23 PM
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Derwood posted...
Hot tub blowjobs are pretty great, though

That's gross... you have to drain the hot tub afterward to clean it

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Zodd3224
08/21/21 7:48:53 PM
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Derwood posted...
Hot tub blowjobs are pretty great, though

Hot tub time machine is better

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Returning_CEmen
08/21/21 7:50:33 PM
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Never had shower sex.
Morning sexy is good

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BeantownHero
08/21/21 7:52:06 PM
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Shower sex is almost always trash

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BeantownHero
08/21/21 7:53:05 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
That's gross... you have to drain the hot tub afterward to clean it

I dont know if you're speaking as someone who doesnt own a hot tub, or as someone who has never been blown in one

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NoxObscuras
08/21/21 8:09:39 PM
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averagejoel posted...
how tall are you?

and how tall have any of your shower sex partners been?
Only 1 partner so far: my ex of 10 years. I'm 5'11 and my ex is 5'4. I had to squat slightly to get things lined up, but it worked. We both enjoyed showering together, so we did that pretty often. Didn't always finish from penetration though. It was fun to make use of the soapyness for "dry" humping. And she quite enjoyed the detachable shower head.

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KStateKing17
08/21/21 8:10:39 PM
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Shower sex is a task

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Nukazie
08/21/21 8:10:49 PM
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lonely sex

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Zodd3224
08/21/21 8:31:57 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Shower sex is a task

It's good if you don't want to nut

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ssj3vegeta_
08/21/21 8:32:53 PM
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Rharyx211
08/21/21 8:42:44 PM
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Def shower sex

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Gakk86
08/21/21 8:50:59 PM
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Shower sex is only good for fingering her and/or getting head (foreplay stuff, basically) and they drying off quickly to move to somewhere that isn't a completely terrible place to fuck. Morning sex is the best reason to be late to work. Oh man, car accident, terrible traffic, I'm so sorry...

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