Poll of the Day > Is the birthday the best day to die so that impacts the least amount of people?

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DrPrimemaster
08/18/21 8:46:52 PM
#1:


I've had some relatives die and it seems like the anniversary of their death and their birthday are two dates that end up reminding people of the death.

So if they were the same day then it would be the least sad right?

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faramir77
08/18/21 8:47:45 PM
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Sir this is a Wendy's

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PunishedOni
08/18/21 8:51:44 PM
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i intend to live forever

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DrPrimemaster
08/18/21 11:43:12 PM
#4:


faramir77 posted...
Sir this is a Wendy's

Ah right, so which menu item do you think would be the least sad if served at a funeral?

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Veedrock-
08/19/21 12:00:04 AM
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No, the way to cause the least sadness is for nobody to remember you.

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JixHedgehog
08/19/21 12:02:12 AM
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I think they cancel each other out

Birthday +1
Death -1
= 0

It would just be a day

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wolfy42
08/19/21 12:08:22 AM
#7:


DrPrimemaster posted...
Ah right, so which menu item do you think would be the least sad if served at a funeral?

I'm sorry sir, all our menu items are equally as sad.

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Monopoman
08/19/21 3:35:18 AM
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I mean you have a 1/365 chance of dying on your birthday, so I would say it's pretty unlikely, if it's a leap year you can add one more on to that.
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Mead
08/19/21 3:41:31 AM
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All time is a lie

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Mead
08/19/21 4:48:43 AM
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Cool people dont die

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KodyKeir
08/19/21 7:47:09 AM
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Better to do it on the last day of the month, especially if you receive government assistance; if you are on governmental assistance you are often paid for the month on the first, but if you die on any day that is not the last day of the month, the government will ask for the remainder of the money back.

That money is spent and gone and you are stuck making funeral arrangements while the government is hounding you to repay the "balance".

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DrPrimemaster
08/19/21 9:54:24 AM
#12:


wolfy42 posted...
I'm sorry sir, all our menu items are equally as sad.

Ah, just give me one of everything then.

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DrPrimemaster
08/19/21 9:56:09 AM
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Veedrock- posted...
No, the way to cause the least sadness is for nobody to remember you.

So get rid of anyone that would feel sad?

JixHedgehog posted...
I think they cancel each other out

Birthday +1
Death -1
= 0

It would just be a day

This math checks out

KodyKeir posted...
Better to do it on the last day of the month, especially if you receive government assistance; if you are on governmental assistance you are often paid for the month on the first, but if you die on any day that is not the last day of the month, the government will ask for the remainder of the money back.

That money is spent and gone and you are stuck making funeral arrangements while the government is hounding you to repay the "balance".

So an end of the month birthday is perfect then?

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kangolcone
08/19/21 12:08:34 PM
#14:


Avoid dying on or around any major holiday.


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