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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 8:53:47 PM
#301:


Just shit in the woods bud. Throw some dirt on it and let the Squirrels deal with it.

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Smackems
08/03/21 8:53:50 PM
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Smackems
08/03/21 8:54:15 PM
#303:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just shit in the woods bud. Throw some dirt on it and let the Squirrels deal with it.
But(t)... I kinda bleed a lot

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:54:18 PM
#304:


Booooooooys!

Walter just handed my landlords poodle its ass. Everything is right in walters world again. Made that dog show belly. Suck it dog.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:54:41 PM
#305:


Smackems posted...

Raccoons are so fucking cool.

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Smackems
08/03/21 8:55:35 PM
#306:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Booooooooys!

Walter just handed my landlords poodle its ass. Everything is right in walters world again. Made that dog show belly. Suck it dog.
This is funny and sad at the same time

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:55:45 PM
#307:


My landlord witnessed it all and kept stopping me from breaking it up and I was so paranoid but it was like a perfect script.

Suck it dog Walter is God again!

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:56:31 PM
#308:


Smackems posted...
This is funny and sad at the same time

I agree but its way less sad than when Walter lost.

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Metallic Slug13
08/03/21 8:56:41 PM
#309:


You just know that Walter's been waiting for this day, too

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:59:27 PM
#310:


Metallic Slug13 posted...
You just know that Walter's been waiting for this day, too

Oh fuck it was super clear from the jump. He was not gonna take that shit again for one second.

I was the stick in the mud trying to stop it like always but Walter was so head fucked over the last confrontation I was like well sure if you think this is a good idea ill let em go till something goes wrong... and nothing really did. Walter just dominated the fuck out of it. I w0ulda broke it up earlier but I guess he was right... they sorted it out and now it's handled.

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Smackems
08/03/21 8:59:44 PM
#311:


Did he cut the poodle? Need to get it salved up if he did

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Smackems
08/03/21 9:02:43 PM
#312:


I'm not gonna go deep into this but

I'm not even right wing. But this place is so left that it makes me feel like I am

That is all

Oh also Dr Thunder tastes just like Dr Pepper

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 9:16:05 PM
#313:


Smackems posted...
Did he cut the poodle? Need to get it salved up if he did

Nah they've never hurt eachother.

I've always broke it up in case (which I think is still reasonable) but parking lot play fight was all angel.... today's play fight wasn't even close. Angel beat Walter by a war of attrition... this was just a fucking straight ass whooping. No claws, no bites, just a pure show of force and dominance.

I'm actually prettt relaxed myself now that the dog probly won't mess with Walter and Walter has proven to be pretty controlled.

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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 9:20:32 PM
#314:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Azure.
Nice man. I've been lazy the last few years. Spent my free time drinking and gaming instead of learning cloud shit. Need to catch up so I can do another job hop soon.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 9:21:15 PM
#315:


Yeah i've never worked with cloud shit either so I jumped at the chance.

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Smackems
08/03/21 9:24:15 PM
#316:


So does Walter fuck the poodle now or what

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 9:26:14 PM
#317:


You chopped off Walter nuts huh? Too bad he could have fathered millions of little Walters and Walterinas that could have made you both millions. He'd have catnip forever.

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MabusIncarnate
08/03/21 9:26:42 PM
#318:


Alright we chipping in to get this for Johnny for Christmas, only $440


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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 9:29:00 PM
#319:


Smackems posted...
So does Walter fuck the poodle now or what

If the poodle knows its place its a huge load off my shoulders and probly Walters except he might not give a fuck.

Even a week or so ago when angel smashed Walter I knew it wasn't the end and I was even more worried... but Walter won without claws or teeth or anything so I kinda hope its over now. Or else maybe they'll just be best buds if angel tones it down a bit.

Worst case scenario I'm a lot less worried about my landlord suing my for damages.


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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 9:30:13 PM
#320:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Alright we chipping in to get this for Johnny for Christmas, only $440

Geez let's just get him some liquormens instead.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 9:31:19 PM
#321:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Geez let's just get him some liquormens instead.

Great idea get both.

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Smackems
08/03/21 9:37:43 PM
#322:


Am I supposed to pee left

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 9:38:56 PM
#323:


I piss down except when I wake up with morning wood then I could piss straight up so I gotta lean completely over the toilet at a 90 degree angle.

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Smackems
08/03/21 9:40:45 PM
#324:


Like I'm pissing north

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 9:53:41 PM
#325:


Just realized with the Covid surge my fiancee is going with her son to see Megadeth, Lamb of God, and Trivium later this month. She can't get vaccinated due to her allergies so her going to Texas in a packed arena sounds like a bad idea. I'll tell her she shouldn't go but she'll do it anyway and if she gets the Delta she's probably fucked.

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Smackems
08/03/21 10:01:33 PM
#326:


The racoons all went on an adventure into the woods. The mom called the little ones up to go and they all lined up and went

It was cute as fuck

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:03:41 PM
#327:


I was texting my friend some Walter pics and she was like remember this one?

I genuinely don't and I don't like that this even exists.


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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:04:52 PM
#328:


Smackems posted...
The racoons all went on an adventure into the woods. The mom called the little ones up to go and they all lined up and went

It was cute as fuck

I'm gonna march with the Walter and the beaver and the racoon. Sides will need to be chosen before long and those are mine.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:09:02 PM
#329:


I would never do it but man id fucking love to jump in a lake with Walter.

Just hold my buds and do a lake jump and in my imaginary world hed be liked fuck yeah buds that was fucking awesome let's do it again.

He would not appreciate it. He likes walking up on the handrails but he has no plans for water. Baby Walter was way more into water.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 10:11:56 PM
#330:


Try to put him in the bathtub and see what happens. I won't even attempt it with my cat. She'd lose her shit.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:13:44 PM
#331:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Try to put him in the bathtub and see what happens. I won't even attempt it with my cat. She'd lose her shit.

Baby Walter was into wading around in the tub or the lake. Adult Walter got no patience for that bullshit. He'll get his paws wet but thats it and even then it's only for fish or beavers.

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Smackems
08/03/21 10:13:51 PM
#332:


I've bathed cats before and.. lol nah man

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:17:31 PM
#333:


Its time for lake jumps and tim steinfort and bone thugs and cat.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:21:16 PM
#334:


There are two kinds of people in this world.

avoid them

Imma go get more stupid shit faced and hang with cat.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 10:21:48 PM
#335:


Walter needs a whole music video where he's sneaking up on shit with this song goin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfab6P0TeIE

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:22:16 PM
#336:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Walter needs a whole music video where he's sneaking up on shit with this song goin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfab6P0TeIE

Hell yeah. Perfect. Song.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 10:24:13 PM
#337:


Even sounds like "stalllkkkkin cat fooood"

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:26:40 PM
#338:


Lazy, crazy, busy, other guy, and Walter thug.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:29:53 PM
#339:




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Smackems
08/03/21 10:30:34 PM
#340:


@MabusIncarnate I've played enough Vigil The Longest Night now that I can very much so recommend it. Great blend of dark souls and metroidvania. Lots of shit to find, leveling is paced well and you're constantly unlocking new skills, killing shit is fun, and exploring is great

It can be a bit floaty and the inventory ain't good, but overall it's pretty good

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:33:16 PM
#341:


CanuckCowboy posted...

This song is written and dedicated for motherfucking Walter.

https://youtu.be/vPerAuoc0Qk

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 10:34:59 PM
#342:


Booze has a funny way of working with ya. I had 4 big beers tonight and it got a me a little buzzed but it makes me sleepy which is perfect since I gotta get up before the sun does. It's crazy how it does that at the start and then you keep drinking and the ignition gets lit and you go RAGHGHHHHH and go ape shit with each and every passing drink.

I'm gonna pass out watching Jaws tonight. Haven't seen it in forever and I wanna renew my fear of sharks.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 10:38:38 PM
#343:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Booze has a funny way of working with ya. I had 4 big beers tonight and it got a me a little buzzed but it makes me sleepy which is perfect since I gotta get up before the sun does. It's crazy how it does that at the start and then you keep drinking and the ignition gets lit and you go RAGHGHHHHH and go ape shit with each and every passing drink.

Yeah fuck I was in a bad place and now its like fuck it its a good time.

The thing people don't get is you can carry the better aspects of drinking with you and learn from the bad ones. Now I'm giving er with my cat and sure life is no better tomorrow but I can grab onto today's drunk perspective and everyone is better off.

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Smackems
08/03/21 10:39:27 PM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Booze has a funny way of working with ya. I had 4 big beers tonight and it got a me a little buzzed but it makes me sleepy which is perfect since I gotta get up before the sun does. It's crazy how it does that at the start and then you keep drinking and the ignition gets lit and you go RAGHGHHHHH and go ape shit with each and every passing drink.

I'm gonna pass out watching Jaws tonight. Haven't seen it in forever and I wanna renew my fear of sharks.
Show me the way to go home
Im tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
....???

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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 11:24:59 PM
#345:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Booze has a funny way of working with ya. I had 4 big beers tonight and it got a me a little buzzed but it makes me sleepy which is perfect since I gotta get up before the sun does. It's crazy how it does that at the start and then you keep drinking and the ignition gets lit and you go RAGHGHHHHH and go ape shit with each and every passing drink.

I'm gonna pass out watching Jaws tonight. Haven't seen it in forever and I wanna renew my fear of sharks.
I need a ton of liquor at this point to get sleepy. Finished off the rum and switched to tequila. Just laid down with one of my dogs and hoping for the best.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 11:26:53 PM
#346:


Didn't think that was gonna get aggressive.

Lady "maybe if you got off your bike and walked my dog wouldn't try to attack you?"

Me "maybe if you controlled your fucking dog it wouldn't attack a guy riding a bike at cat speed."

With all due respect... whatta Stupid bitch.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 11:29:26 PM
#347:


She wanted YOU to walk HER poodle? I woulda went off.

Misread that and now my point still stands. Can't ride your bike because she can't take care of her dog properly.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 11:32:36 PM
#348:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
She wanted YOU to walk HER poodle? I woulda went off.

she wanted me to stop riding my bike and walk who knows what range near her dog. I'm barely pedalling and just keeping up with Walter and her dog lunged at me and tried to bite and I bunny hopped over it.

And that makes me an asshole apparently. Fuck her and her dog. You got issues if you think you can be on a hike and BIKE path and be made at someone cause your dog is a poorly trained shithead.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 11:39:27 PM
#349:


I was going way under walking speed just rolling with Walter. If that dog lunged at me it would lunge at a kid or anyone. It shouldn't be out on what is primarily a bike trail.

If that dog had tried to bite Walter instead of me that dog would sleep in the lake and id be only a little upset over it. What a miserable entitled bitch.

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 11:47:06 PM
#350:



Super derp. F Karen.

https://youtu.be/JuJwKlE435w

These are the remains of you.

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