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AlisLandale
06/30/21 2:32:05 AM
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Somehow, Palpatine returns. Meditating upon his multiple defeats, he comes to the conclusion that he must cut off the Jedi from their source. He studies ancient texts, finding that that Force was first discovered by an ancient scholar named Jeorlukas.

Sheev, now part robot, part clone, part ghost, part Porg, travels back in time space, finding himself in...1970s Earth!

But Rei Skywalker (a clone of Rey Skywalker, played by Brie Larson) chases him back in time to stop him from killing Jeorlukas.

However, they fail. Palpatine succeeds, and Jeorlukas never discovers the force, and the Jedi order is never born.

But in twist of fate, it turns out that Jeorlukas is none other than George Lucas! And by killing him, Star Wawa is never created, and Palpatine erases himself from existence.

The movie ends with Gene Roddenberry convincing studio execs to revive Star Trek as a movie series.


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Wii_Shaker
06/30/21 2:32:58 AM
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The ancient Jedi texts!

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/30/21 2:33:26 AM
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They fly now!

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/30/21 2:34:27 AM
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Xethuminra
06/30/21 2:36:46 AM
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Ive been done with the Lightsaber people for 20 years.

More like Rogue One & Solo Story & Dark Forces pls

Mando!
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Doom_Art
06/30/21 2:37:50 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Rogue One & Solo Story
This is always so telling

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Xethuminra
06/30/21 2:41:17 AM
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Of what, dude?
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Tyranthraxus
06/30/21 2:42:29 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

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jumi
06/30/21 7:06:14 AM
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The movie ends with Gene Roddenberry convincing studio execs to revive Star Trek as a movie series.

A happy ending.

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jcmason
06/30/21 8:04:53 AM
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He wouldnt travel back in time, hed have to travel forward, since the Star Wars stories take place long ago, in a galaxy far, far away. So it wouldnt make sense to go after George Lucas.

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legendarylemur
06/30/21 8:07:14 AM
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jumi posted...
A happy ending.
Hell nah. They should just let Star Trek die. There doesn't seem to be a writing staff that'll do it any justice, maybe except Simon Pegg. Well obviously there are people gifted out there, just that anybody who has a chance tends to be shit except Simon Pegg, but I don't even believe he has a chance to get his hands on a Star Trek project

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Reis
06/30/21 8:10:15 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Of what, dude?
don't worry about what doom fart thinks
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Jagr_68
06/30/21 8:10:19 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

Still and forever relevant.

AlisLandale posted...
Somehow, Palpatine returns



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Shotgunnova
06/30/21 8:49:19 AM
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If you like that Parks & Rec video, don't forget to listen to Patton's Star Wars bit off one of his older comedy albums. Track is "At Midnight, I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel". (Star Wars spoilers beyond:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snfOVpFV0d4


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Jagr_68
06/30/21 9:05:14 AM
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lmfao I remember that bit from one of his standup specials. Really necessary to capture his confused deadpan expressions with GL as opposed to strictly audio.

Patton's probably over his mega fandom by now and is in the Rich Evans phase of acceptance.

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PC-Builder_Pony
06/30/21 9:09:15 AM
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Sounds believable lol

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masterpug53
06/30/21 9:54:03 AM
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ngl, the 'part Porg' line tickled my funny bone.

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Ubergeneral3
06/30/21 7:55:02 PM
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Next star wars trilogy. No jedi or sith. Instead it deals with the factions and political turmoil left in the wake of the defeated first order.

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008Zulu
06/30/21 7:57:39 PM
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What a twist!

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HylianFox
06/30/21 8:00:24 PM
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this is what the sequel trilogy should have been

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