Current Events > 60% of men are washing their penises wrong :O

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ZannoL
06/25/21 8:03:39 PM
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Does CE feel like they are washing their penises correctly?


https://www.fatherly.com/news/how-to-wash-penis/

According to a new survey from The Derm Review, 60 percent of men are washing their penises all wrong (more on that later), and many are not doing it enough. Whats going on here?

The survey itself is fairly straightforward. The Derm Review asked 1,113 men about how often they wash their penis. Half of the men were aged 25 to 43, a quarter were 35 to 44, 12.1 percent were 18 to 24, and about 10 ish percent were 45 years and up.

Even though the standard medical advice, according to The Derm Review, says you should watch it daily, 21.6 percent of men surveyed fail to do so. 11.9 percent of respondents said that they only wash their genitals once every few days, and, worse, almost 10 percent wash their penis once a week or less.

That being said, its not all bad news the majority of men who responded to the survey did say they wash their penis once a day (39.7 percent), and just about the same amount of men who responded they wash twice a day but more isnt always better, as there is such a thing as too much showering and overwashing.

Washing too often can actually cause problems as well. The skin in this area is very sensitive and washing it more than once a day can cause irritation, dryness, and itching, Elle McLeman of Derm Review says.

Still, worse than washing too often is washing not often enough, and Macleman points to the dangers of not washing your penis in blunt terms: Infrequent washing will not only result in an unpleasant smell, but it is also a breeding ground for bacteria and can cause pain and infection.

So frequency of washing is easy enough to fix (just wash your penis, people), but what about technique? The study found that 60 percent of men are washing their penis incorrectly which leads to the question: What is right? And why dont we know?

How to Wash Your Penis

Step 1. Wash your penis and the area around it with warm water and shower gel or soap that is not heavily perfumed. No need to scrub or exfoliate your hands will do here.
Step 2. Be sure to wash the tip of your penis and, if youre uncircumcised, pull back and clean underneath the foreskin.
Step 2. Rinse well.
Step 3. Dry your undercarriage completely and we do mean completely before putting on underwear. This includes drying the area underneath your foreskin.
Step 4. Yeah, thats it. It really isnt that difficult.



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ZannoL
06/25/21 8:04:13 PM
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I think I do a decent job. What about you dudes?
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Heineken14
06/25/21 8:05:07 PM
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I got one of those public bathroom airdryers for when I get out of the shower. Looks like a windsock.
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David1988
06/25/21 8:05:43 PM
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Thats why circumcision became a thing, most guys dont know how wash their penis properly so if youre circumcised your penis cant get infected from bacteria for not washing it properly

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gunplagirl
06/25/21 8:07:53 PM
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*stares at my vag*

Uhhh... Pass?

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ZannoL
06/25/21 8:08:30 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
*stares at my vag*

Uhhh... Pass?

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Dakimakura
06/25/21 8:08:35 PM
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My penis is probably the cleanest thing on me.

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SaquonDaGod
06/25/21 8:09:11 PM
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Imagine not washing your dick every time you take a shower.

Damn I just realized that many people dont shower every day.
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RedJackson
06/25/21 8:09:48 PM
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SaquonDaGod posted...
Imagine not washing your dick every time you take a shower.

Damn I just realized that many people dont shower every day.

Free cheese

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monkmith
06/25/21 8:10:19 PM
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dont get soap in the pee hole, it burns.

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monkmith
06/25/21 8:10:59 PM
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David1988 posted...
Thats why circumcision became a thing, most guys dont know how wash their penis properly so if youre circumcised your penis cant get infected from bacteria for not washing it properly
so what you're saying is that most men are slobs?

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HylianFox
06/25/21 8:11:14 PM
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I just give it a once-over when I shower, it's right there.

Do people really not wash their dicks?

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__aCEr__
06/25/21 8:11:43 PM
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Well the guy in that picture certainly isn't going to be able to wash his penis properly.

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KINDERFELD
06/25/21 8:12:33 PM
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Seriously, according to what's posted in the op, I've literally been washing my junk the correct way all my life.


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HylianFox
06/25/21 8:12:51 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Well the guy in that picture certainly isn't going to be able to wash his penis properly.

I know right? Why is he not naked.
>:(

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Solution_45
06/25/21 8:13:23 PM
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fellas, is it gay to wash your dick?

obviously
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KINDERFELD
06/25/21 8:13:41 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Well the guy in that picture certainly isn't going to be able to wash his penis properly.

He looks like he can't remember where he last placed it or where to find it.

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ThyCorndog
06/25/21 8:14:12 PM
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who the fuck do they ask in these surveys?
it's like when someone posted something about how guys never wash their asses or something
I can't tell if this is all being made up or what

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specialkid8
06/25/21 8:15:34 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Well the guy in that picture certainly isn't going to be able to wash his penis properly.
He looks so confused. Like he knows somethings wrong but can't quite put his finger on it.

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Lokison
06/25/21 8:16:27 PM
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I wash it every time I shower, even making sure to pull back muh foreskin. Didnt realize I needed to dry under the foreskin though.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 8:17:19 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
He looks like he can't remember where he last placed it or where to find it.
Hahah, yeah

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Josiah_Is_Back
06/25/21 8:17:54 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
*stares at my vag*

Uhhh... Pass?

You get outta here with your self-cleaning genitalia
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Aristoph
06/25/21 8:18:04 PM
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David1988 posted...
if youre circumcised your penis cant get infected from bacteria for not washing it properly

lolwut?

It's easier to clean. That's a far cry from "can't get infected."

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ZannoL
06/25/21 8:22:21 PM
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Lokison posted...
I wash it every time I shower, even making sure to pull back muh foreskin. Didnt realize I needed to dry under the foreskin though.
Yup.
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uwnim
06/25/21 8:24:02 PM
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ZannoL posted...


Step 3. Dry your undercarriage completely and we do mean completely before putting on underwear. This includes drying the area underneath your foreskin.
This part I fail at.

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apocalyptic_4
06/25/21 8:33:31 PM
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I have a separate bar of soap I only use to wash my junk.

Never liked using gel or any scented stuff.

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Back_Stabbath
06/25/21 8:40:50 PM
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ZannoL posted...
This includes drying the area underneath your foreskin.

nah son

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Pitbuller_26
06/25/21 8:45:22 PM
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Seeing how quite a bit of straight guys literally don't wash their ass due to it being perceived as "gay", I can entirely believe that some men don't wash their dicks correctly for the same reason.
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MutantJohn
06/25/21 8:46:19 PM
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Are these guys not washing their dicks when they shower or what?

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jon1012
06/25/21 8:47:44 PM
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literally imagine not washing your penis, wtf

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Turbam
06/25/21 8:48:00 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Dry your undercarriage completely
FUCK!

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Smashingpmkns
06/25/21 8:48:52 PM
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Wtf is up with people not washing their legs right or their dick every day? Lol
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Pepys Monster
06/25/21 8:49:36 PM
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What the hell? Other guys are gross if they don't wash their D daily.

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ModLogic
06/25/21 8:49:51 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back
06/25/21 8:52:16 PM
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Guys really don't clean their asshole because it's "gay?" Ewww
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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 8:53:41 PM
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So what is the science behind why cleanliness matters?

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KStateKing17
06/25/21 8:54:38 PM
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This really needed to be explained
Wash y'all's dicks please!!!

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What_
06/25/21 8:55:04 PM
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Gross
take a fucking shower
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MutantJohn
06/25/21 8:57:10 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
So what is the science behind why cleanliness matters?
Bruh

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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 8:59:23 PM
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MutantJohn posted...
Bruh
If I go to work every day, sure

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David1988
06/25/21 9:03:29 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
So what is the science behind why cleanliness matters?

I always wondered this. Its not like any other animal brushes their teeth or routinely goes into the water for a wash like humans do

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Pepys Monster
06/25/21 9:05:01 PM
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David1988 posted...
I always wondered this. Its not like any other animal brushes their teeth or routinely goes into the water for a wash like humans do
And animals smell great, right? The workplace should smell exactly like livestock.

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kuwab0
06/25/21 9:06:04 PM
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ZannoL
06/25/21 9:08:42 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
Whose got a dirty dick on CE
@The_Trent
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The Trent
06/25/21 9:09:34 PM
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I've been at the beach all day so yes I have a sweaty sanddick

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Ricemills
06/25/21 9:10:26 PM
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i always wash my penis first when showering.
why? because i used to live with three brothers. God knows which part of their body touched the soap last. so i always rinse the soap before use before i slather it all over my body.

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Umbreon
06/25/21 9:15:06 PM
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People really don't properly wash that in the shower? Ugggh.

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ModLogic
06/25/21 10:16:13 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
And animals smell great, right? The workplace should smell exactly like livestock.
all the cats ive had smell better than a lot of people with BO

nuff said

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ZannoL
06/25/21 11:07:06 PM
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Bump
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Raikuro
06/25/21 11:17:58 PM
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I wonder how many of these survey answers were affected by the pandemic. a lot of guys get lazy af when they don't go out as much
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