Current Events > 60% of men are washing their penises wrong :O

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haloiscoolisbak
06/25/21 11:21:04 PM
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I used to just use warm water and no soap for fear of irritation before a girl commented on the smell lol. I now do it properly with soap

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:23:15 PM
#53:


ZannoL posted...



How to wash penis

  1. Don't wear underwear
  2. You can figure out the rest

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The Trent
06/25/21 11:24:10 PM
#54:


Tyranthraxus posted...
How to wash penis

1. Don't wear underwear
2. You can figure out the rest

Can't you just poke your penis out of the dickflap to wash it is #1 REALLY necessary

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xGhostchantx
06/25/21 11:26:59 PM
#55:


Every time you shower. Once a day. Warm water with no soap bois. Trust me on the no soap. Do not google ballinitis.
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The Trent
06/25/21 11:28:46 PM
#56:


Once a day who am I king louis the 14th of france

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Trumble
06/25/21 11:30:49 PM
#57:


penii*

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:46:01 PM
#58:


The Trent posted...
Can't you just poke your penis out of the dickflap to wash it is #1 REALLY necessary
You can take a shower fully dressed if you want but I don't think you'll find many tutorials instructing you to do so.

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:46:37 PM
#59:


Trumble posted...
penii*
Penises. It's Greek not latin.

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The Trent
06/25/21 11:48:26 PM
#60:


Tyranthraxus posted...
You can take a shower fully dressed if you want but I don't think you'll find many tutorials instructing you to do so.

Who's the best instructional shower youtuber?

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:49:43 PM
#61:


The Trent posted...
Who's the best instructional shower youtuber?
How to basic

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The Trent
06/25/21 11:50:31 PM
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Is he focused more on speed or quality?

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:50:48 PM
#63:


The Trent posted...
Is he focused more on speed or quality?
Definitely speed

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The Trent
06/25/21 11:51:30 PM
#64:


Well how much time does he spend on the penis

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iPhone_7
06/25/21 11:52:13 PM
#65:


David1988 posted...
Thats why circumcision became a thing, most guys dont know how wash their penis properly so if youre circumcised your penis cant get infected from bacteria for not washing it properly
Im now wondering about disabled people & when people get so old they need caretakers, and sometimes its a family member that is the caretaker.

Likedo they roll back the foreskin to wash it? Im assuming most dont and just prefer to ignore & risk it until it becomes a medical issue.

Of the thousands of times CE has argued about circumcision I dont think anyone has thought that far ahead.

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Tyranthraxus
06/25/21 11:53:55 PM
#66:


The Trent posted...
Well how much time does he spend on the penis

Enough time.

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R1masher
06/25/21 11:56:03 PM
#67:


Dry it? I just helicopter it

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LArcEnCieIX
06/26/21 12:14:09 AM
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I have phimosis :( The meat under my foreskin that im able to touch is very very sensitive

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KStateKing17
06/26/21 1:45:21 AM
#70:


LArcEnCieIX posted...
I have phimosis :( The meat under my foreskin that im able to touch is very very sensitive
I'm not suggesting circumcision, but is there any treatment that is available? That sounds like torture.

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dave_is_slick
06/26/21 1:48:04 AM
#71:


SaquonDaGod posted...
Imagine not washing your dick every time you take a shower.

Damn I just realized that many people dont shower every day.
Unless you are super active, it's bad for your skin to shower everyday.

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dave_is_slick
06/26/21 1:50:03 AM
#72:


Pitbuller_26 posted...
Seeing how quite a bit of straight guys literally don't wash their ass due to it being perceived as "gay"
what?

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apolloooo
06/26/21 2:32:17 AM
#73:


gunplagirl posted...
*stares at my vag*

Uhhh... Pass?
But how many girls clean their vagoos incorrectly

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Machete
06/26/21 2:35:46 AM
#74:


What's a penis?
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Solid Snake07
06/26/21 2:37:03 AM
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So.......how many of these men are uncircumcised?

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Trumble
06/26/21 2:45:54 AM
#76:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Penises. It's Greek not latin.
It's still penii.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
06/26/21 2:55:01 AM
#77:


I think more dudes dont wash arse deeply enough

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Shablagoo
06/26/21 3:03:41 AM
#78:


ThyCorndog posted...
who the fuck do they ask in these surveys?
it's like when someone posted something about how guys never wash their asses or something
I can't tell if this is all being made up or what

Yeah. I actually posted that one. It seems so fucking unbelievable, both stories, but theyre being presented as real and I dont know why someone would make it up lol

Its so damn bizarre and gross

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bknight
06/26/21 4:02:33 AM
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Living on the west coast in severe drought conditions, sorry penis you're not getting washed everyday, it's for the good of the community.
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itachi15243
06/26/21 4:08:25 AM
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I have to dry underneath my foreskin with a towel? Sounds painful or qt least not pleasant

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TeaMilk
06/26/21 4:08:39 AM
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REexpert44
06/26/21 4:44:24 AM
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I dont use water. Just soak a washcloth in 91% isopropyl and rub until it evaporates

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gunplagirl
06/26/21 8:47:57 AM
#83:


apolloooo posted...
But how many girls clean their vagoos incorrectly
The amount of grown women who don't know their own anatomy is depressing.

Machete posted...
What's a penis?
A miserable blob of lies.

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Cheater87
06/26/21 9:04:21 AM
#84:


*Looks at pic* Who wears a bathing suit in the shower? XD

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DezDroppedFreak
06/26/21 9:28:56 AM
#85:


Bro its stunning to me how many guys believe in residual clean aka when you wash the top half it runs down and cleans the bottom half

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Tyranthraxus
06/26/21 10:28:25 AM
#86:


REexpert44 posted...
I dont use water. Just soak a washcloth in 91% isopropyl and rub until it evaporates
Instructions unclear. Penis vaporized.

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