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MabusIncarnate
06/22/21 12:41:03 AM
#51:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did she say anything specific to tip you off? Nothing wrong with finding out a 10/10 wants your. Good for a little boost.
We talked for a while and I told her I lived in NY at one point, and she was talking about moving there, and I brought up my military service, and then she saw my ring and asked if I was married, I didn't want to be a dick but I was like yeah, clearly if i'm wearing a ring, then she asked if I was "happily" married.. It just all seemed a bit obvious in the moment. Last two times she came in she bought nothing also. Lot of forced smiling and playing with her hair while we were talking.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 12:42:09 AM
#52:


Ohhh yeah if she had to ask if you were happily married that's the clincher.

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Smackems
06/22/21 12:48:45 AM
#53:


She wanted some mabus weiner

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MabusIncarnate
06/22/21 12:50:43 AM
#54:


I feel like such a creep even mentioning it

Nothing will come of it, If I go there, i'm gonna bag me a lush MILF. I get some tipsy women in there that would probably tug me for a pint of Kessler

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 12:56:35 AM
#55:


Eh it's not greasy I don't think. I've had some women get kinda flirty with me at work. I'd never act on it and the fiancee would go through the fuckin roof but heyyy at least you know you still got it. Or they just fucking do it to see if they can break up a marriage for their own self esteem. Who knows.

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MabusIncarnate
06/22/21 1:01:43 AM
#56:


I even told the wife about it, she said go ahead and trade up, tell me all about the tik tok vids you kiddos talk about. If we ever have anything together, it's honesty.

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YugiNoob
06/22/21 1:12:36 AM
#57:


Something is wrong with birb. He's not putting any weight on his left leg and is clumsily propping himself up with his wing as a support :<

I want to take him to the vet but they're not open until 9 tomorrow. And unfortunately I can't get birb back in the cage to eat or drink anything because I assume his left leg hurts and he doesn't want to be on a perch

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 1:15:45 AM
#58:


Is there any emergency vets in the area? They're generally expensive as fuck but ya gotta do what you gotta do.

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Smackems
06/22/21 1:18:44 AM
#59:


Fix him up a little bed close to food and drink

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MI4 REAL
06/22/21 1:20:40 AM
#60:


Smackems posted...
Gotta crop images here

Got that problem taking pictures sometimes. What the actual fucking fuck.

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WaterLink
06/22/21 1:20:51 AM
#61:


My fiancee just broke our bong for the 2nd time we've gotten since we've been together lol. Luckily we have papers, weed is really keeping me sane trying to come off the drink.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 1:22:18 AM
#62:


Tell her she's got two strikes against her now. Also when did you get off the booze?

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YugiNoob
06/22/21 1:46:12 AM
#63:


Unfortunately the problem is that a lot of vets don't take birds. Even fewer would take my bulbul. My vet once told me that it was technically illegal for him to let me walk out of his office with the bird since it's an invasive species, but that he would look the other way lol.

But luckily I was able to get him back in the cage. He's clinging to the side so he doesn't need to sit down, but bulbuls hang sideways all the time so it's no biggie for him. And I just hand fed him his fruit like always, so he didn't need to go on the ground to his food dish.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 2:22:20 AM
#64:


Just watched this episode. Holy shit this was hilarious. Ricky labels everything for his plants all fucked up, tells bubbles to try the dark green stuff, bubbles says it's sweet and Ricky says

"Oh yeah that's antifreeze bud, don't drink that"
"You're the fuckin reason people have to call poison control RICKY!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh_rwfrEkPs

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WaterLink
06/22/21 2:23:37 AM
#65:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tell her she's got two strikes against her now. Also when did you get off the booze?

Last Wednesday. I had a particularly bad night on it where I lost my motor skills. Like more than usual, I was panicking thinking I had drunk myself into paralysis but it passed after a bit, but it scared me enough to where I knew I needed to make a change soon. Bad timing since I had a wedding last weekend and this weekend but with me there was always a reason to drink so there was never going to be "the perfect time" to quit. So yeah.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 2:31:44 AM
#66:


Well our lives are pretty much right in step as we've said. Guess i'm gonna have to get off the swish too. Thanks a lot! Just kidding. I really should though.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 2:56:13 AM
#67:


European alcoholic for the win. I drink everyday but get drunk twice a month.

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TreyFlowers
06/22/21 3:36:36 AM
#68:




Feels good to be able to contribute to something we're #1 at.

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WaterLink
06/22/21 3:56:46 AM
#69:


Eh I don't really do any stimulants anymore. Once in a while I'll trip which is about the closest thing I do to it now.

Even back in the day, blow was way too expensive and wore off way too quickly, adderall was much cheaper and lasted longer and was easier to find as well.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 4:44:07 AM
#70:


TreyFlowers posted...


Feels good to be able to contribute to something we're #1 at.
And I doubt a single one of them could hold a candle to me lol

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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 4:44:51 AM
#71:


WaterLink posted...
Eh I don't really do any stimulants anymore. Once in a while I'll trip which is about the closest thing I do to it now.

Even back in the day, blow was way too expensive and wore off way too quickly, adderall was much cheaper and lasted longer and was easier to find as well.
Coke is only good when drinking anyway.

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Ryuko_Chan
06/22/21 6:07:39 AM
#72:


TreyFlowers posted...


Feels good to be able to contribute to something we're #1 at.
nose beer wtf lol

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MI4 REAL
06/22/21 6:27:55 AM
#73:


Nose Beers....that's a new one.

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TreyFlowers
06/22/21 6:34:16 AM
#74:


Nose beer is pretty common Australian slang for coke

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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 12:08:54 PM
#75:


Might have gotten lucky with a speeding ticket. It was for $264 and 4 demerits but the officer didn't put my name on the ticket and didn't check a little box they are supposed to check. He has 6 months to reissue the ticket so let's hope he doesn't.

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WaterLink
06/22/21 1:00:06 PM
#76:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Might have gotten lucky with a speeding ticket. It was for $264 and 4 demerits but the officer didn't put my name on the ticket and didn't check a little box they are supposed to check. He has 6 months to reissue the ticket so let's hope he doesn't.

They want their money so don't hold your breath

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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 1:20:15 PM
#77:


WaterLink posted...
They want their money so don't hold your breath
Apparently its actually really rare for them to reissue tickets.

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Smackems
06/22/21 8:27:47 PM
#78:


Why y'all so fuckin quiet today

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 8:43:54 PM
#79:


Smackems posted...
Why y'all so fuckin quiet today

Just got home from work. Things are going to get a little louder now.

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Stewman_Magoo
06/22/21 8:48:27 PM
#80:



Beer!

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Smackems
06/22/21 8:59:31 PM
#82:


Yeah it's hotter than satan's toe fungus

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 9:01:27 PM
#83:


It's crotch sweat season. Air em out boys.

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Smackems
06/22/21 9:07:06 PM
#84:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's crotch sweat season. Air em out boys.
Nah let it marinate. Get that GOOD stank down there

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 9:11:20 PM
#85:


Well if you have a special someone in your life it's good to let em catch a whiff of things. If they keep nosin around, it's love. If they throw up everywhere, it was never meant to be.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 9:56:28 PM
#88:


wbloechel posted...
GO Habs!!! Nice period.

I don't know which way this game is going but that ref took a nice puck to the ear.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 10:22:46 PM
#90:


Jesus Christ. I'm not well educated in Hockey but that 2nd goal from the Habs was a given. Vegas didn't know what the fuck they were trying to do.

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CanuckCowboy
06/22/21 10:24:50 PM
#91:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I mean let's be real here for a minute. The man I respected most in my entire life was my granddad, and his name was Walter. He was a landscaper, tree sprayer and commercial fisherman until the day he died at 88 years old. He could have retired, he didn't want to. Man had a backbone of steel. Whenever I see Canuck post up pics, it never fails to remind me of that man. He taught me how to crab, fish, drive, play poker and swim. He was also a hopeless NY Giants fan and man we had some bad Sundays together growing up. I kinda love that they are Johnny's favorite team too. We went to training camp and my granddad literally told Tiki Barber that Kerry Collins was garbage to his face.

=)

Lmao. Sounds like an incredible guy.

Habs just all over Vegas today.

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Smackems
06/22/21 10:28:48 PM
#92:


A Metroid just killed me dead to death

What do

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CanuckCowboy
06/22/21 10:30:45 PM
#93:


Vegas is just falling apart. It's great.


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IfGodCouldDie
06/22/21 10:35:46 PM
#94:


Smackems posted...
Why y'all so fuckin quiet today
I stayed up to late and now I'm all fucking tired and shit

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 10:38:11 PM
#95:


What in the fuck??? I walked away for like 2 minutes and it's 3-0....

Goin for the Islanders now. That's gonna be sweet to see another one of my NY teams ruin Canucks hopes and dreams.

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Smackems
06/22/21 10:57:17 PM
#96:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I stayed up to late and now I'm all fucking tired and shit
That sucks. Our bodies suck

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CanuckCowboy
06/22/21 11:01:25 PM
#97:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What in the fuck??? I walked away for like 2 minutes and it's 3-0....

Goin for the Islanders now. That's gonna be sweet to see another one of my NY teams ruin Canucks hopes and dreams.

The Islanders that lost 8-0 last night?

Those Islanders?

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 11:03:29 PM
#98:


They learned from it damnit. They learned from it. It was a bit of a fuck up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/22/21 11:21:18 PM
#99:


I gotta go to Lowes or Home Depot tomorrow after work to get a new vacuum cleaner. Mines fallen apart over the past year i'm just tired of fucking with it. You guys got anything that really has some power and doesn't clog up on ya right away?

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CanuckCowboy
06/22/21 11:26:59 PM
#100:


My current vacuum i got used but it's great. No idea what brand it is though. It has a headlight cause... reasons.

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