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IfGodCouldDie
06/24/21 10:24:52 PM
#201:


Smackems posted...
Thanks. Welcome to the topic. Hope you'll stick around. It's usually not this depressing
Well it is just not in an everyone is dying kind of way.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:26:15 PM
#202:


Smackems posted...
More like Suckems

You had the perfect shot and you blew it

My disappointment is palpable

I did fuck up. I dont know what to say so now you have to be mutilated by a totally random cat who I have no connection to.

You can keep one hand. But also Walter doesn't know left from right.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Because you're worried. That's all I care about now. As long as you're shittin your pants way up there, i'm happy way down here.

Worried schmurried. Pick a hand johnny.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:35:30 PM
#203:


Oh yeah i'm definitely getting loaded tonight and clearing my bedroom out so I can put tile in. Here's a song for Canuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVLp19jang

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Odekerk
06/24/21 10:35:35 PM
#204:


is this a thing

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:35:56 PM
#205:


What a day, just gonna leave it at that. Koga glad you came and posted up man.

I officially somehow outlived my entire immediate family, it's kind of strange. Mom, dad, brother gone. All grandparents gone.

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Odekerk
06/24/21 10:35:56 PM
#206:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh yeah i'm definitely getting loaded tonight and clearing my bedroom out so I can put tile in. Here's a song for Canuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVLp19jang
have this cd from my parents

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:37:10 PM
#208:


Odekerk posted...
is this a thing
Is what a thing

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:37:45 PM
#209:


I dont think I can take overtime even now. Please just win habs.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:39:15 PM
#210:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What a day, just gonna leave it at that. Koga glad you came and posted up man.

I officially somehow outlived my entire immediate family, it's kind of strange. Mom, dad, brother gone. All grandparents gone.

I'm heading in the direction.... Age wise the odds are in my favor, other than that, booze and cigarettes could sway the tide.

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:39:25 PM
#211:


Man I really, really want a Habs Isles final. Fuck Vegas and Tampa.

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:40:09 PM
#212:


My puppy just devoured a cat turd like 5 seconds after it was laid

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:40:33 PM
#213:


Noooo you want the Habs to lose so you secretly laugh at Canuck. I'm just not going to be so secret about it.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:40:49 PM
#214:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Man I really, really want a Habs Isles final. Fuck Vegas and Tampa.

I hate Tampa. And love the habs. I'm super on board with this.

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:41:11 PM
#215:


It barely had litter on it

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:41:22 PM
#216:


Smackems posted...
My puppy just devoured a cat turd like 5 seconds after it was laid

People eat cat poop coffee so who knows. Maybe its super good.

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:41:27 PM
#217:


Smackems posted...
My puppy just devoured a cat turd like 5 seconds after it was laid
lmao

Dogs are gross. I felt awful today before I made the drive, puked in the driveway and my Corgi started eating it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:42:20 PM
#218:


HAHA i've been there when I was hung over years ago. My dog just ran right the fuck up and I was like "GETTTTTOUTTATTTTAAAA!!"


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Smackems
06/24/21 10:42:44 PM
#219:


CanuckCowboy posted...
People eat cat poop coffee so who knows. Maybe its super good.
I'm sorry?

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:42:55 PM
#220:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What a day, just gonna leave it at that. Koga glad you came and posted up man.

I officially somehow outlived my entire immediate family, it's kind of strange. Mom, dad, brother gone. All grandparents gone.

That would be... man you're too young to be going through that. That really sucks all around.

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:43:45 PM
#221:


She just ATE ANOTHER

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:44:17 PM
#222:


Smackems posted...
I'm sorry?
Monkey shit coffee beans are a thing. Like, the monkeys eat the beans, digest them, shit them out and someone thought it would be a good idea to sell it as coffee afterwards. It's expensive too.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:45:45 PM
#223:


My mom was 10 years older than my dad. They had a 30+ year marriage. They had us kids late so it's expected for me. My fiancee is 10 years older than me too and i'm about to get an Engineering degree from the same school as my dad. I promise it wasn't intentional but i'm basically following right in his footsteps.

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:47:15 PM
#225:


That's just naysty

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:47:47 PM
#226:


So is his shit gonna be just shittin shit? If there was corn in eaten shit, does it still come in with the new shit?

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:50:26 PM
#227:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Monkey shit coffee beans are a thing. Like, the monkeys eat the beans, digest them, shit them out and someone thought it would be a good idea to sell it as coffee afterwards. It's expensive too.

What a world. I only knew about cat shit beans. Lol.

Also really thougg imagine the first dude who saw cow danglies and thought im gonna drink from that..

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:50:53 PM
#228:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
So is his shit gonna be just shittin shit? If there was corn in eaten shit, does it still come in with the new shit?
If it was undigestable one time I doubt it gets digested the second time. Just a piece of shit failure dookie kernel

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:51:56 PM
#229:


CanuckCowboy posted...
What a world. I only knew about cat shit beans. Lol.

Also really thougg imagine the first dude who saw cow danglies and thought im gonna drink from that..
I always wondered how stuff got discovered like this. Like, some guy is sitting there looking at a cow and is like "Can I drink that?"

Or all the people who tried like poisonous mushrooms and died just trying to find something to eat.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:52:00 PM
#230:


Please habs please win

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:53:10 PM
#231:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Please habs please win

No!

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Smackems
06/24/21 10:53:28 PM
#232:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I always wondered how stuff got discovered like this. Like, some guy is sitting there looking at a cow and is like "Can I drink that?"

Or all the people who tried like poisonous mushrooms and died just trying to find something to eat.
Or picking a shroom out of a pile of shit

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 10:54:53 PM
#233:


Or who decided sticking your dick in a toaster was a bad idea? Someone had to try it first right?

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Odekerk
06/24/21 10:55:55 PM
#234:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Or who decided sticking your dick in a toaster was a bad idea? Someone had to try it first right?
i mean if you do it soon you it probably feels good for a bit

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:57:11 PM
#235:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I always wondered how stuff got discovered like this. Like, some guy is sitting there looking at a cow and is like "Can I drink that?"

Or all the people who tried like poisonous mushrooms and died just trying to find something to eat.

Its really mindboggling. The amount of shit we've figured out tastes good is just... honey? Who was the person who first figured that out? Its golden slime protected by stinging insects. It fucks me up a bit to think about it. Lol.

What possible circumstances brought that discovery about? It was probly like jackass but they accidentally hit on something.

Same with thinking about the concept of infinity or nothingness. One of those exist but I can't comprehend either.


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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 10:57:12 PM
#236:


My great grandad told stories of toaster dicking

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 10:58:02 PM
#238:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Or who decided sticking your dick in a toaster was a bad idea? Someone had to try it first right?

Has it been decided for sure though?

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 11:00:27 PM
#239:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Has it been decided for sure though?

I can't do it myself. I need one of those texas toast toasters or something.

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 11:05:24 PM
#241:


wbloechel posted...
Man I had that Mortal Kombat soundtrack when that movie came out, so many great songs.
Yeah it did, the "Mortal Kombat" intro song was so iconic back then, they played it everywhere.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 11:05:27 PM
#242:


GOD DAMNIT!!!!! Go NY

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 11:06:11 PM
#244:


HABS WIN HABS WIN LET'S GOOOOO

Hell yeah i'm pumped.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 11:06:30 PM
#245:


Holy fuck boys fuck yes. Holy shit.

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MabusIncarnate
06/24/21 11:07:39 PM
#246:


You know Walter just got the shit scared out of him lol.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 11:09:47 PM
#247:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You know Walter just got the shit scared out of him lol.

Lol. You're not wrong. He was up on his tree behind me and he's still giving me dirty looks.


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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 11:09:55 PM
#248:


WHOA First Stanley Cup appearance since 93?!?!?! Yikes......

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 11:11:22 PM
#249:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
WHOA First Stanley Cup appearance since 93?!?!?! Yikes......

And what happened in 93?

An underdog team won it all and no other team from Canada ever could. Greatesy heros.

They're like if the Yankees were good guys.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/21 11:13:41 PM
#250:


Shit since i've been alive The Giants won like 4 super bowls. Last one only a few years ago. You get some sympathy, but still I need NY to get things done now.

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