Poll of the Day > How would you feel if you woke up tomorrow with superpowers...

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DirtBasedSoap
06/16/21 1:16:52 AM
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but everyone calls you Captain Suckpeen? You cant change your superhero name.

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Metalsonic66
06/16/21 1:21:00 AM
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Probably not give a fuck

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Lokarin
06/16/21 1:40:08 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
but everyone calls you Captain Suckpeen? You cant change your superhero name.

That's hilarious

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Mead
06/16/21 1:46:40 AM
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Cool!

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ClarkDuke
06/16/21 1:49:02 AM
#5:


having recently acquired superpowers, i probably wouldnt mind at all, ok?

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wolfy42
06/16/21 2:01:31 AM
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Um....just kill everyone?

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EclairReturns
06/16/21 2:58:30 AM
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I wonder if my newly-acquired powers will help me find work. :(
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JixHedgehog
06/16/21 4:48:40 AM
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That's ok, it'll mostly be strangers here in Anaheim and even if I go viral on social media, people wont care in 2 to 3 days

Bring on the powers!

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mooreandrew58
06/16/21 6:50:05 AM
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Depends on the powers. If it makes me nigh untouchable by regular humans id tell em jokes on them and finally come out publicly.

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Muscle Buster
06/16/21 7:00:18 AM
#10:


Metalsonic66 posted...
Probably not give a fuck

wolfy42 posted...
Um....just kill everyone?

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SilentSeph
06/16/21 7:09:27 AM
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Calling a spade a spade

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EvilMegas
06/16/21 9:08:01 AM
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That's fine.

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wolfy42
06/16/21 9:39:30 AM
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The world recognized a new superhero had arisen. With the ability to fly, to control air, and suck enemies into a vortex, he was given the name.....Caaaaaptaiiiiiiin SuuuuuuuuuuuckPeen!

Finally he gave a short interview to a reporter after saving a group of citizens from a rampaging giant ape.

Captain Suckpeen! Captain Suckpeen!! We have to now, how do you feel about your super hero name? Do you think it blows?

Captain Suckpeen "No, that's the job"

Reporter "What???"

Captain Suckpeen "You know........the blow job"

Captain Suckpeen Out!!!

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ParanoidObsessive
06/16/21 10:16:07 AM
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I would use my powers for villainy regardless, so they can call me whatever they want as I'm liquifying the flesh from their bones.
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adjl
06/16/21 10:50:50 AM
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Probably hungry. That's how I usually feel shortly after I wake up.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
06/17/21 2:01:39 AM
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Confused. I would feel confused.

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trodi_911
06/17/21 4:06:39 AM
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What superpowers do I even get?

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GGuirao13
06/18/21 12:58:40 PM
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I've got superpowers. What do I care what people call me?

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faz
06/18/21 6:39:54 PM
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It would be fine since I would be a villain.

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Final Fantasy2389
06/18/21 6:49:48 PM
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Who cares, got super powers.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/18/21 6:53:54 PM
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okay your superpower is that youre really good at sucking guys off... with your ass

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mooreandrew58
06/18/21 6:55:41 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
okay your superpower is that youre really good at sucking guys off... with your ass

But... Im already good at that.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/18/21 6:58:08 PM
#23:


same, but now youre a pro!

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ParanoidObsessive
06/18/21 6:59:11 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
okay your superpower is that youre really good at sucking guys off... with your ass

DirtBasedSoap posted...
same, but now youre a pro!

Oglaf?
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mooreandrew58
06/18/21 6:59:29 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
same, but now youre a pro!

Uh only difference between being a pro or not is a pro would get paid.

I mean i kid. I dont get around that much to be THAT good but at the same time it doesn't require much skill to be good at it.

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SilentSeph
06/18/21 7:12:32 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
okay your superpower is that youre really good at sucking guys off... with your ass
Does that mean my name will get upgraded to Captain Fuckpeen?

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