Current Events > Need help - I'm being bullied by a cat

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Bad_Mojo 06/11/21 4:24:34 AM #1:	Long story shot - he's really chill and friendly, but he's really pissing me off right now. You see, he lives next door and comes over all the time. This isn't an issue for the most part, but when I just want to unwind and relax, he always comes over and bothers me. Jumps up on my table [this is outside] and knocks my shit over, climbs behind me on the chair, never shuts the fuck up I don't know what to do. It's getting to the point where I fear I'm going to lose my temper soon and throw my chair at the wall or something. I already quickly got up once, grabbed up my cup, and slammed my door in frustration over it. I just want to relax at night and unwind, not deal with a cat that isn't even mine --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:954875204] in Need help ... [t:79506527]...</cite> <quote>Long story shot - he's really chill and friendly, but he's really pissing me off right now. You see, he lives next door and comes over all the time. This isn't an issue for the most part, but when I just want to unwind and relax, he always comes over and bothers me. Jumps up on my table [this is outside] and knocks my shit over, climbs behind me on the chair, never shuts the fuck up I don't know what to do. It's getting to the point where I fear I'm going to lose my temper soon and throw my chair at the wall or something. I already quickly got up once, grabbed up my cup, and slammed my door in frustration over it. I just want to relax at night and unwind, not deal with a cat that isn't even mine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 06/11/21 4:28:33 AM #2:	get a girl cat so theyll run off and fuck with each other instead of fuck with you --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:954875239] in Need help ... [t:79506527]...</cite> <quote>get a girl cat so theyll run off and fuck with each other instead of fuck with you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KawiKa 06/11/21 4:29:42 AM #3:	Just squirt the the thing with water, it will learn to stay away and it's not going to hurt it. --- This message has been reported to the moderation staff. <cite>KawiKa posted [p:954875249] in Need help ... [t:79506527]...</cite> <quote>Just squirt the the thing with water, it will learn to stay away and it's not going to hurt it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 06/11/21 4:30:40 AM #4:	Try spraying your table with citronella oil. --- If I don't want to put my dick in them then it's bad character design. You can quote me on that. - Gurifisu <cite>MrMallard posted [p:954875260] in Need help ... [t:79506527]...</cite> <quote>Try spraying your table with citronella oil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 06/11/21 4:47:23 AM #5:	Leave catnip traps outside your house so it is less inclined to bother you. edit: Or just squirt it with water in a squirt bottle when it's an ass. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:954875434] in Need help ... [t:79506527]...</cite> <quote>Leave catnip traps outside your house so it is less inclined to bother you. edit: Or just squirt it with water in a squirt bottle when it's an ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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