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Agnostic420
06/06/21 8:05:48 AM
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-police-officer-caught-2-064848092.html

fuckin Florida

  • A man took police in Florida on a 40-minute car chase on May 26.
  • When he was finally cornered, he threw his 2-month-old son at an officer and attempted to flee.
  • The deputy safely caught the baby. The suspect was tackled, arrested, and charged with child abuse.



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awesome999
06/06/21 8:08:49 AM
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Jesus Christ what the fuck
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cjsdowg
06/06/21 8:12:38 AM
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"You can't throw a baby at us and expect us to treat you with kid gloves,"

That is funny.. because the baby was safe in the end. But what the fuck. But here is a picture of the guy who did it.



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NeonOctopus
06/06/21 8:23:51 AM
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Did he bounce the baby twice beforehand so that it's red and he gets 2 extra starbits?



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Zikten
06/06/21 8:29:46 AM
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Oh. I initially pictured it as him tossing the baby out the window during the car chase
Glad the baby is ok
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Demon1050
06/06/21 8:42:01 AM
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why say fuckin florida? Ain't the states fault a piece of shit lives there..plenty of fkd up people in all 50.

Glad it turned out ok and this dude got busted. ^ and yea I was picturing the same thing opening the topic, throwing them out the window at like 100 mph. I was about to say execute that piece of evil shit.
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spikethedevil
06/06/21 8:43:37 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
why say fuckin florida? Ain't the states fault a piece of shit lives there..plenty of fkd up people in all 50.

Glad it turned out ok and this dude got busted. ^ and yea I was picturing the same thing opening the topic, throwing them out the window at like 100 mph. I was about to say execute that piece of evil shit.


Because 90% of these insane stories come from Florida.

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yutterh
06/06/21 8:48:04 AM
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These are the kind of people where I wouldn't be completely upset if they got beat and shot by the police. Not saying that they should be doing it, but if they are gonna he bad officers at least get the really badguys and not some innocent bystanders that happens to be the wrong ethnicity.

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Kitt
06/06/21 8:51:58 AM
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Pulling the ol' kangaroo escape tactic.

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lilORANG
06/06/21 8:55:05 AM
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A 40 minute chase seems very irresponsible of the police. My jurisdiction is non-pursuit, meaning they don't pursue, they follow from safe distance and coordinate with multiple officers to track the vehicle until it stops. Much safer for the public.
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spikethedevil
06/06/21 8:57:11 AM
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I will never get why US Police refuse to use the t-pac/box in tactic.

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Jiek_Fafn
06/06/21 8:58:50 AM
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"You can't throw a baby at us and expect us to treat you with kid gloves," Sheriff Eric Flowers said following the incident.

"I've seen some crazy stuff but this is definitely up there," Deputy Jacob Curby, who caught the baby, told WPEC. "He just turned around, no regard, not a little toss or anything, he just turned around, overhand threw this 2-month-old at me from about 6 feet away."

These are not statements the police should need to give. The absurdity is hilarious

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Agnostic420
06/06/21 10:15:28 AM
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not sure why there isnt national pursuit policies

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Choco
06/06/21 10:18:10 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Did he bounce the baby twice beforehand so that it's red and he gets 2 extra starbits?

what the FUCK are those feet where the FUCK did you find this picture and WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S NOT FUCKING WEIRD

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spikethedevil
06/06/21 10:18:53 AM
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Choco posted...
what the FUCK are those feet where the FUCK did you find this picture and WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S NOT FUCKING WEIRD

Now thats a cursed image. @NeonOctopus

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NeonOctopus
06/06/21 3:05:35 PM
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Oh shit I never noticed that lol. idk I just googled Yoshi throwing an egg and picked that one

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PBusted
06/07/21 11:20:35 AM
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This is a step up from that woman who threw their dog at someone.
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Samurontai
06/07/21 11:43:21 AM
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Questionmarktarius
06/07/21 11:45:22 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Jesus Christ what the fuck

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RadiantJoyrock
06/07/21 11:49:31 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
why say fuckin florida? Ain't the states fault a piece of shit lives there..plenty of fkd up people in all 50.

Glad it turned out ok and this dude got busted. ^ and yea I was picturing the same thing opening the topic, throwing them out the window at like 100 mph. I was about to say execute that piece of evil shit.
It actually is Florida's fault we get all these crazy stories, because they have a unique law that let's them get reported before trial.
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brestugo
06/07/21 11:54:38 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
I will never get why US Police refuse to use the t-pac/box in tactic.
One is the concept lengths and structures of "streets" in the US. Like most of the US has no idea of the distances in L.A. - 4000 square miles doesn't get you out of the county - non Americans have no concept of the size of the country.

In some places, people think the world in along the lines of the postage stamp sized world they live in.

Other places are big.

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YugiNoob
06/07/21 6:46:31 PM
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El Mexicano Texano
06/07/21 6:50:26 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
That is funny.. because the baby was safe in the end. But what the fuck. But here is a picture of the guy who did it.


Hey that's a cool pic I got myself a pic for my phone wallpaper


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ApherosyLove
06/07/21 7:00:44 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...

awesome999 posted...
Jesus Christ what the fuck

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GameGodOfAll
06/07/21 7:02:25 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Did he bounce the baby twice beforehand so that it's red and he gets 2 extra starbits?

WHY?

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06/07/21 7:04:40 PM
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CM_Ponch
06/07/21 7:13:23 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
overhand threw
How do you over hand throw a baby

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