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Gafemage 05/28/21 4:27:45 PM #1: |
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Njolk 05/28/21 4:34:32 PM #3: |
What's with Disney and orphans?
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WaterLink 05/28/21 4:35:05 PM #4: |
Really hope they don't try to make her too sympathetic of a character.
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Doe 05/28/21 4:35:34 PM #5: |
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MC_BatCommander 05/28/21 4:35:49 PM #6: |
Is this seriously part of the plot? What in the actual fuck, lmao this is the stupidest fucking origin they could have come up with
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Squall28 05/28/21 4:36:42 PM #7: |
You literally spoiled that there will be a death scene.
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Nemu 05/28/21 4:37:51 PM #8: |
My god those effects look fucking horrid.
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SamAnders 05/28/21 4:39:10 PM #9: |
Lmfaoooooo who wanted this movie and who is gonna pay to watch it
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Gafemage 05/28/21 4:40:14 PM #10: |
Squall28 posted...
You literally spoiled that there will be a death scene. I didnt say whose in the title, thats what matters. --- OJ didn't do it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BrownBearKing 05/28/21 4:40:26 PM #11: |
Cruellas mom is still alive. Shes tryna steal the farm next door from Rodger so her mom can live there.
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Flauros 05/28/21 4:42:17 PM #12: |
should have made them pitbulls. Would have made people more sympathetic of her character if she targeted some pibbles her entire adult life.
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Njolk 05/28/21 4:44:18 PM #13: |
Gafemage posted...
I didnt say whose in the title, thats what matters. "I just watched Empire Strikes Back and can't believe that character is Luke's father!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 05/28/21 4:45:45 PM #14: |
Njolk posted...
"I just watched Empire Strikes Back and can't believe that character is Luke's father!" Ok and? That doesnt say who either. --- OJ didn't do it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 05/28/21 4:48:08 PM #15: |
Doe posted...
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CapnMuffin 05/28/21 4:50:24 PM #16: |
As soon as I saw Dalmatians in the trailer I knew they would be used as a source of Cruellas ham fisted retro pathos.
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Srk700 05/28/21 4:50:42 PM #17: |
CGI Dalmatians? Really?
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dotsdfe 05/28/21 4:50:53 PM #18: |
I feel like making a tragic backstory for Cruella DeVil kind of...misses the point of the entire character. No part of her was ever supposed to be nuanced or sympathetic.
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Goatsensation 05/28/21 4:52:13 PM #19: |
are they even trying with movie sfx anymore JFC.
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EnglishBullDoug 05/28/21 4:54:05 PM #20: |
So she's no different than a racist that has one bad experience and hates all people of the same race. Disney believes this will make her sympathetic.
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MC_BatCommander 05/28/21 4:55:18 PM #21: |
The simple fact that they went with "Dalmatians killed her mom" is so profoundly stupid it's almost painful
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BloodMoon7 05/28/21 4:56:41 PM #22: |
That was kinda funny ngl
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Kisai 05/28/21 4:57:03 PM #23: |
WaterLink posted...
Really hope they don't try to make her too sympathetic of a character. dotsdfe posted... No part of her was ever supposed to be nuanced or sympathetic. You guys don't know Disney very well, do you? They're not going to have a main character, a focus of the story, actually be in the wrong, or evil. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dotsdfe 05/28/21 5:00:54 PM #24: |
Kisai posted...
You guys don't know Disney very well, do you? They're not going to have a main character, a focus of the story, actually be in the wrong, or evil. I mean, yeah, but it comes back to the question of why this movie exists in the first place. There are tons of other characters or worlds that you could explore, in addition to just new stories in general, that don't run into this problem. --- Winner of the Third Hacked User Contest. World's #1 Phoenix Wright fan. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 05/28/21 5:01:49 PM #25: |
Yeah, trying to make someone who wants to kill and skin puppies into a sympathetic protagonist is a big ask
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Ricemills 05/28/21 5:02:37 PM #26: |
meh, didn't interested in Maleficent, neither with Cruella.
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BloodMoon7 05/28/21 5:03:42 PM #27: |
Ricemills posted...
meh, didn't interested in Maleficent, neither with Cruella.Scar is already sympathetic. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 05/28/21 5:04:08 PM #28: |
BloodMoon7 posted...
That was kinda funny ngl No, it wasnt kinda funny. It was really, really funny. Lol --- OJ didn't do it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 05/28/21 5:04:35 PM #29: |
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Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 5:06:58 PM #30: |
Feel like this could work as a black comedy, instead of...whatever this is.
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StarDestroyer 05/28/21 5:07:56 PM #31: |
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Doe 05/28/21 5:16:49 PM #32: |
I swear to God the animal in her hands is CGI. That's just pathetic
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EnglishBullDoug 05/28/21 5:20:21 PM #33: |
Ricemills posted...
meh, didn't interested in Maleficent, neither with Cruella.They will never make Scar or Jaffar sympathetic because they are men and they have penises and that is the source of their evil. They don't need a sad story like "duh dogs killed my mommy". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnglishBullDoug 05/28/21 5:21:42 PM #34: |
Also, yeah, the scene is way more hilarious than it has any right to be.
It's not even like they mauled her or anything equally vicious. They did the dog equivalent of boot to the butt action and she died as a result lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 5:23:25 PM #35: |
EnglishBullDoug posted...
They will never make Scar or Jaffar sympathetic because they are men and they have penises and that is the source of their evil. They don't need a sad story like "duh dogs killed my mommy". Have you literally never watched a Disney's Marvel or Star Wars film? It's harder to find a male antagonist that isn't sympathetic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnglishBullDoug 05/28/21 5:28:04 PM #37: |
Xavier_On_High posted...
Have you literally never watched a Disney's Marvel or Star Wars film? It's harder to find a male antagonist that isn't sympathetic.I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here that I'm forgetting someone. So, Jafar and Scar aren't presented sympathetically. Was Gaston? Uhhhhh...who else is there....in all fairness, there has been a pretty big lapse in my Disney movies. That nasty Catholic priest in Hunchback seemed pretty fowl all around. IDK, you tell me. Who am I forgetting? And Disney's only responsible for the crappiest Star Wars movies with a trilogy that didn't even have a legit main antagonist, so not sure what you're driving at there either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 05/28/21 5:31:09 PM #38: |
Are people really that surprised over the direction this movie was going after Disney made Maleficent?
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Shotgunnova 05/28/21 5:36:36 PM #39: |
SUBSCRlB NOW
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EnglishBullDoug 05/28/21 5:39:29 PM #40: |
s0nicfan posted...
Are people really that surprised over the direction this movie was going after Disney made Maleficent?No one is surprised, it's just laughable that Disney is this desperate to cash in. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 05/28/21 5:40:30 PM #41: |
Are those dogs cgi lol
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Jagr_68 05/28/21 5:51:02 PM #42: |
Lolololol that was amazing...ly shit.
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Rapid99 05/28/21 6:02:38 PM #44: |
s0nicfan posted...
Are people really that surprised over the direction this movie was going after Disney made Maleficent? There is a wildly successful musical based on a bestselling book about the Wicked Witch of the West being a sympathetic character. Cartoonishly evil is easier to rewrite for sympathy than real life evil like animal mass murder. --- Formerly Smidge | The last ASCII artist. https://gfascii.art/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frizzurd 05/28/21 6:04:28 PM #45: |
This is like that Family Guy joke where a young Hitler is picked on by the Jewish jock at the beach.
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Shotgunnova 05/28/21 6:07:55 PM #46: |
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watWatch the video. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 05/28/21 6:10:11 PM #47: |
She's Batman. Traumatized by an animal as a child, and as an adult, wants to wear a suit based on the animal.
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Frolex 05/28/21 6:19:09 PM #48: |
lmao, this is the kind of scene Zack Snyder would write
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Jagr_68 05/28/21 6:25:50 PM #49: |
Frizzurd posted...
This is like that Family Guy joke where a young Hitler is picked on by the Jewish jock at the beach. Pffft whaaat --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/28/21 6:36:16 PM #50: |
This is literally worse than the Zack Snyder tornado in Man of Steel.
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