Poll of the Day > My dad's new girlfriend is only five years older than me...

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JigsawTDC 05/27/21 3:00:44 PM #1:	He used to make fun of me in high school for wearing skinny jeans but now he wears the skinny jeans! How the tables have turned, father. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:954363669] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>He used to make fun of me in high school for wearing skinny jeans but now he wears the skinny jeans! How the tables have turned, father. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/27/21 3:02:23 PM #2:	Is your dad hot? --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954363719] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Is your dad hot? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 05/27/21 3:09:12 PM #3:	Is your dad rich? --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:954363950] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Is your dad rich? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 05/27/21 3:09:23 PM #4:	So bang her --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:954363957] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>So bang her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 05/27/21 3:11:02 PM #5:	So what you're saying is you might have a shot at banging your future step mom? --- "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:954364027] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>So what you're saying is you might have a shot at banging your future step mom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 05/27/21 3:12:11 PM #6:	Heh, now that' I'm 41 and my son is in his early 20s, I've had plenty of chicks around his age 'Hit' on me... <cite>pionear posted [p:954364065] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Heh, now that' I'm 41 and my son is in his early 20s, I've had plenty of chicks around his age 'Hit' on me... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/27/21 5:56:26 PM #7:	Is she hot? Is your dad hot? Can you turn this into a porno situation? --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:954369895] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Is she hot? Is your dad hot? Can you turn this into a porno situation? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/27/21 5:56:57 PM #8:	Smarkil posted... Is she hot? Is your dad hot? Can you turn this into a porno situation? If so, can I join --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954369907] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Smarkil posted... </cite> <quote>Is she hot? Is your dad hot? Can you turn this into a porno situation?</quote> If so, can I join </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 05/27/21 5:58:06 PM #9:	Did you bang your dad? --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:954369948] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Did you bang your dad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/27/21 6:10:57 PM #10:	Jen0125 posted... If so, can I join Can we all join? --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:954370335] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>If so, can I join</quote> Can we all join? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/27/21 6:11:52 PM #11:	Can I watch from the closet dressed as Superman? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:954370362] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Can I watch from the closet dressed as Superman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 05/27/21 6:36:40 PM #12:	Kyuubi4269 posted... So bang her --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:954371182] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Kyuubi4269 posted... </cite> <quote>So bang her</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 05/27/21 6:39:32 PM #13:	More dad bod privilege smh --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:954371272] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>More dad bod privilege smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/27/21 8:32:57 PM #14:	MICHALECOLE posted... Can I watch from the closet dressed as Superman? Nah only as Spider-Man. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:954374690] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Can I watch from the closet dressed as Superman? </quote> Nah only as Spider-Man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 05/27/21 8:35:28 PM #15:	What are you doing step-son? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:954374775] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>What are you doing step-son? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 05/27/21 10:31:48 PM #16:	My last step-mom was already attractive and constantly said things like "you've got really kissable lips" to me. If I wanted to ride the step-mom train I could've done it awhile ago. Idk if my dad's new gf is hot. I haven't actually met her. My sisters have just been gossiping to me. I imagine she is fairly conventionally attractive, because my dad is a shallow asshole (he cheated on above mentioned former step-mom with this lady before running off with her). Is my dad hot? Lots of women who don't know his personality seem to think so! And if my good looks and people comparing me to him appearance-wise are anything to go by, then yeah, he's probably hot. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:954378351] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>My last step-mom was already attractive and constantly said things like "you've got really kissable lips" to me. If I wanted to ride the step-mom train I could've done it awhile ago. Idk if my dad's new gf is hot. I haven't actually met her. My sisters have just been gossiping to me. I imagine she is fairly conventionally attractive, because my dad is a shallow asshole (he cheated on above mentioned former step-mom with this lady before running off with her). Is my dad hot? Lots of women who don't know his personality seem to think so! And if my good looks and people comparing me to him appearance-wise are anything to go by, then yeah, he's probably hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MondoMan180 05/27/21 10:34:37 PM #17:	pics of your dad --- Just call me M80 Matey ;) <cite>MondoMan180 posted [p:954378434] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>pics of your dad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 05/27/21 11:43:36 PM #19:	Your dad has a nice salt and pepper thing going. He kind of looks like an aging guy in TAP OUT shirts though. <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:954380548] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Your dad has a nice salt and pepper thing going. He kind of looks like an aging guy in TAP OUT shirts though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 05/27/21 11:44:40 PM #20:	actually I changed my mind. No pics. Not because I'm scared of PotD knowing what he looks like, but my dad is a systems engineer and more tech savvy than probably any of us. He doesn't like pictures of himself online (doesn't want his exes finding him) and doesn't have any social media. But he probably has some program backtracing any images of himself and I don't want to explain to him that I spend some of my free time on a dead backwater video game message board. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:954380584] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>actually I changed my mind. No pics. Not because I'm scared of PotD knowing what he looks like, but my dad is a systems engineer and more tech savvy than probably any of us. He doesn't like pictures of himself online (doesn't want his exes finding him) and doesn't have any social media. But he probably has some program backtracing any images of himself and I don't want to explain to him that I spend some of my free time on a dead backwater video game message board. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 05/27/21 11:45:31 PM #21:	IronBornCorps posted... Your dad has a nice salt and pepper thing going. He kind of looks like an aging guy in TAP OUT shirts though. TAP OUT isn't quite his aesthetic, but that's not too far off. He's a former Marine and a gym junkie and still in better shape than I've ever been. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:954380608] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>Your dad has a nice salt and pepper thing going. He kind of looks like an aging guy in TAP OUT shirts though.</quote> TAP OUT isn't quite his aesthetic, but that's not too far off. He's a former Marine and a gym junkie and still in better shape than I've ever been. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 05/27/21 11:52:45 PM #22:	Good thing it appears I'm the only one that saw it. I don't really care enough to save any pics from here or anything. Yeah, that's a no from me though. I'm more into older guys who are of the hippy / musician variety. Idk why some balding long haired guy talked about Geddy Lee and Rush for two hours got me going, but here we are. <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:954380805] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Good thing it appears I'm the only one that saw it. I don't really care enough to save any pics from here or anything. Yeah, that's a no from me though. I'm more into older guys who are of the hippy / musician variety. Idk why some balding long haired guy talked about Geddy Lee and Rush for two hours got me going, but here we are. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soup_or_Science 05/28/21 1:03:31 AM #23:	I used to hate on skinny jeans too. But here I am wearing what would be considered skinnies, and here we are And they came from my mom's friend who got them for her own son(s) who didn't like them, and here they are And she happens to be hot And she happened to appear today at a health practitioner / chiropractor, which is kind of weird, cause I kind of felt like she would pop up, and there she was And then after that, me, my mom, and my grandma, went out to eat, and since we did, my mom invited her as well, and there we were And nothing else, so we all went home And so here I am --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos <cite>Soup_or_Science posted [p:954382662] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>I used to hate on skinny jeans too. But here I am wearing what would be considered skinnies, and here we are And they came from my mom's friend who got them for her own son(s) who didn't like them, and here they are And she happens to be hot And she happened to appear today at a health practitioner / chiropractor, which is kind of weird, cause I kind of felt like she would pop up, and there she was And then after that, me, my mom, and my grandma, went out to eat, and since we did, my mom invited her as well, and there we were And nothing else, so we all went home And so here I am </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 05/29/21 3:51:13 AM #24:	Reason #578977 my dad should not be considered hot: One of my sisters has PTSD from multiple instances of my father physically abusing her. One time, after they got in an argument, my sister, a bratty teenager at the time, spit on him. Was his reaction a normal parental response to being spat on? Nope. He fucking used a straight up Marine move on her, got her in a hold where she could not move any of her limbs, put his hands into her mouth, and began pulling (like, as if he was trying to split her face in half). She had a bruise straight down the middle of her face from the attempted splitting. Another time, dad was on a company trip to Aruba and got a plus one. My step-mom didn't want to go, and suggested he take this sister so they could bond more. Dad proceeds to get belligerently drunk for the trip. On the second day, my sister went to wake him up (I forget the particular reason why). He didn't like that. What was his response to not liking being woken up earlier? He started to beat the shit out of my sister. She had to run away screaming for help. Literally crying to the company boss. My dad lost that job because of this incident (good on the boss for not tolerating that shit at the least; not that it really matters since he's now doing the same thing for a bigger company, a major tech company you've all definitely heard of). If this story comes up today, my dad will frame it as if he is the victim and everyone had it out for him and he was being persecuted and all the parts where my sister gets assaulted are convenientally left out. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:954420073] in My dad's n... [t:79481563]...</cite> <quote>Reason #578977 my dad should not be considered hot: One of my sisters has PTSD from multiple instances of my father physically abusing her. One time, after they got in an argument, my sister, a bratty teenager at the time, spit on him. Was his reaction a normal parental response to being spat on? Nope. He fucking used a straight up Marine move on her, got her in a hold where she could not move any of her limbs, put his hands into her mouth, and began pulling (like, as if he was trying to split her face in half). She had a bruise straight down the middle of her face from the attempted splitting. Another time, dad was on a company trip to Aruba and got a plus one. My step-mom didn't want to go, and suggested he take this sister so they could bond more. Dad proceeds to get belligerently drunk for the trip. On the second day, my sister went to wake him up (I forget the particular reason why). He didn't like that. What was his response to not liking being woken up earlier? He started to beat the shit out of my sister. She had to run away screaming for help. Literally crying to the company boss. My dad lost that job because of this incident (good on the boss for not tolerating that shit at the least; not that it really matters since he's now doing the same thing for a bigger company, a major tech company you've all definitely heard of). If this story comes up today, my dad will frame it as if he is the victim and everyone had it out for him and he was being persecuted and all the parts where my sister gets assaulted are convenientally left out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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