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tevilstwo
05/24/21 3:35:33 PM
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$10,000 tax free but your poop piles up in your intestines until they rupture and you die because you have no ass sphincter.

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TeaMilk
05/24/21 3:36:36 PM
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Mites that live on ur face do this

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Guide
05/24/21 3:36:47 PM
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This is a real thing with scorpions that give up their tail. The poop just builds up until they die of sepsis.

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thronedfire2
05/24/21 3:38:00 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
you could get a colostomy bag put in

probably gonna cost you more than $10000

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tevilstwo
05/24/21 3:38:06 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
you could get a colostomy bag put in
so is that a yes?

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The Trent
05/24/21 3:40:15 PM
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iPhone_7
05/24/21 3:41:41 PM
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Guide posted...
This is a real thing with scorpions that give up their tail. The poop just builds up until they die of sepsis.
Wat

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Criminalt
05/24/21 3:42:45 PM
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People would probably pay at least $10,000 to not wear a colostomy bag.

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thronedfire2
05/24/21 3:44:01 PM
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Criminalt posted...
People would probably pay at least $10,000 to not wear a colostomy bag.

definitely

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Guide
05/24/21 6:11:41 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Wat

The wound closes up, and thus the only poopin' hole.

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MajesticFerret
05/25/21 1:47:54 AM
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10k is wayyyy too little to justify this torture

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definitely
05/25/21 2:08:38 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
definitely
what

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joe40001
05/25/21 2:10:33 AM
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The lesser known sequel to:


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Nukazie
05/25/21 2:12:04 AM
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money too low, give me the money

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Conker
05/25/21 2:17:48 AM
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Make it $100k and this topic would have been slight consideration with alternatives to dying through surgery or such. $1m and itd have been an interesting one of these. $10k aint shit though.

For $1m Id live the rest of my life drinking fluids/smoothies, etc. alternatives to eating foods that require much digestion and have the colostomy bag option or whatever medical alternative there could be to most conveniently live.

If the only option is to have what was stated in the OP where it builds up and I die from that, fuck no.

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Dark_SilverX
05/25/21 2:18:16 AM
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what the downside


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Infinite 2003
05/25/21 2:22:35 AM
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Id just have to spend the $10,000 to make a new butthole

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Copyright2011
05/25/21 3:13:38 AM
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Nah im good

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