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pinky0926
05/24/21 6:24:20 AM
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I can understand the alleged insidious motives behind other conspiracy theories, but this one I don't quite understand. Why would they trick us into believing the earth is round? What is the agenda here.

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UnfairRepresent
05/24/21 6:25:28 AM
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If you can convince the masses of that then you can convince them of anything I guess?

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UnfairRepresent
05/24/21 6:29:32 AM
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flat-earthers believe it is probably financial. "In a nutshell, it would logically cost much less to fake a space program than to actually have one, so those in on the Conspiracy profit from the funding NASA and other space agencies receive from the government," the flat-earther website's FAQ page explains.

so its tied into moon landing conspiracies

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AsucaHayashi
05/24/21 6:32:00 AM
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infinite monkey theorem.

as such conspiracy theories don't have to make sense

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JTilly
05/24/21 6:40:34 AM
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Thats deep pinky.. maybe to deep. In my book anyone that is a flat earther is simply a form of ********* of something,

like,,,, yikes. Like the dude that invented it was a special kind of stupid, and the children that adopted it... oh the children, its sad

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ssj3vegeta_
05/24/21 6:52:41 AM
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Flat earth theory is dead, all dose who believe in it are hardcore Q anon idiots now
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pinky0926
05/24/21 6:54:41 AM
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Is there literally no exposition on this?

I mean with Qanon, or 9/11 inside job, or bill gates microchip vaccines, I can at least understand the narrative. But with flat earth there just isn't one?

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DocDelicious
05/24/21 7:04:23 AM
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FreedomEtrtment posted...
Something about religion probably.

This, it's about Christianity and the belief in the Firmament.

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Ryven
05/24/21 7:07:17 AM
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To paraphrase Bill Burr, id like one of these dumb fucks to get on a plane and fly to the edge of the world and take pictures of the ice wall, then i'll believe your bullshit.

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tevilstwo
05/24/21 7:09:17 AM
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How can toilets be real if butts aren't real?

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scar the 1
05/24/21 7:10:20 AM
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I think there are various different theories all under one umbrella. Remember when we had that young Earth creationist dude/troll posting here? He was all about how the purpose of science was to make people stop believing in God so they'd be easy to control. Then there's the pure profit motive UR cited. But it's also part of the conspiracy that we don't know why, because they're keeping it secret.

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brestugo
05/24/21 7:11:29 AM
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That's an easy one.

They want to undermine science. Undermining science allows the entry of superstition, religion and tradition each of which hold views contrary to science.


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Njolk
05/24/21 7:15:03 AM
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One of the truck drivers at my work is a flat earther, he explained it all to me one day

Basically it's the ultimate conspiracy. All of the other theories tie into it, but they're just the tip of the iceberg.

For most flat earthers it is a religious thing -- the true world is flat, beneath the earth is another plane of existence (hell) and the stars and space are not what they say they are. They're unknowable heavenly objects in another plane (heaven). Beyond the edge of the world is a massive plain of ice inhabited by giant beasts

The reason NASA lies about this is because they have been corrupted by Satan, and by hiding the true nature of the world leads people away from god. The only people who actually know are the illuminati, who control NASA and everything, and the NASA agents just get paid hush money or something
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Drpooplol
05/24/21 7:15:16 AM
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Most of the people are just mentally unwell and are being taken advantage of financially. It's pretty sad.

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Nemu
05/24/21 7:17:57 AM
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They want to have a truth greater than everyone else. They want to feel important because they're lacking something in their lives, like they're in on something normal people cannot understand. It's like a lite version of a cult. It's just a stupid but easily accessible one because there's no objective way to actually "prove" the Earth is round through a single individual's eyesight alone. This leaves them free to easily claim their truth is real because they dumb down the argument and claim everything else is false.
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pinky0926
05/24/21 7:21:30 AM
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Njolk posted...
One of the truck drivers at my work is a flat earther, he explained it all to me one day

Basically it's the ultimate conspiracy. All of the other theories tie into it, but they're just the tip of the iceberg.

For most flat earthers it is a religious thing -- the true world is flat, beneath the earth is another plane of existence (hell) and the stars and space are not what they say they are. They're unknowable heavenly objects in another plane (heaven). Beyond the edge of the world is a massive plain of ice inhabited by giant beasts

The reason NASA lies about this is because they have been corrupted by Satan, and by hiding the true nature of the world leads people away from god. The only people who actually know are the illuminati, who control NASA and everything, and the NASA agents just get paid hush money or something

This would make for some pretty cool fiction

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ultimate reaver
05/24/21 7:23:33 AM
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flat earth is the point where you've been mistrusting everything any sort of authority tells you so hard that you've started to forget how to do it even for the easily provable things

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Njolk
05/24/21 7:25:45 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
This would make for some pretty cool fiction

Yeah that's what I thought too, what an exciting world to live in. So I guess that's the point -- it's exciting to be an agent of good in a world secretly battling evil

He also kept saying "just YouTube it, you'll see", just like how people go down the YouTube rabbithole in The Social Dilemma
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TheRealDill2K1
05/24/21 7:30:17 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Flat earth theory is dead, all dose who believe in it are hardcore Q anon idiots now
This is wrong, plain and simple.
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monkmith
05/24/21 7:30:49 AM
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it came about in the 19th century because some moron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Rowbotham

got upset with the advancements in the field of science and wanted to take everything back to simple measurements with tools he understood. so he came up with an idea, to put tall poles in a channel and measured them from miles out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

of course it was faulty but that's the basis for flat earth theory, faulty science.

in essence, science bad because it to hard to understand, return to monke!

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JBaLLEN66
05/24/21 7:39:25 AM
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why do you care

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tevilstwo
05/24/21 8:02:56 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
why do you care
lol, do you believe in flat earth too? you seem to be taking it personally XD

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3PiesAndAFork
05/24/21 8:05:35 AM
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TheRealDill2K1 posted...
This is wrong, plain and simple.
LOL. Of course you would be our resident flat earther. Kind of explains a lot.

pinky0926 posted...
This would make for some pretty cool fiction
Massive ice wall with giants on the other side? That's Game of Thrones. George R.R. Martin is God confirmed.

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Alpha218
05/24/21 8:49:53 AM
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Im pretty sure its partly tied to Christian Fundamentalism and Young Earth Christianity

As in, scientific fact doesnt play a part here

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Guide
05/24/21 8:53:03 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
Im pretty sure its partly tied to Christian Fundamentalism and Young Earth Christianity

As in, scientific fact doesnt play a part here

I thought so too, but there are atheists in it. The fundamental core, as with most conspiracy theories, is having a "secret", being privy to knowledge that the masses can't handle, because you are exceptional. It doesn't matter what it is, just that you have the hill to die on.

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brestugo
05/24/21 8:58:06 AM
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Guide posted...
I thought so too, but there are atheists in it. The fundamental core, as with most conspiracy theories, is having a "secret", being privy to knowledge that the masses can't handle, because you are exceptional. It doesn't matter what it is, just that you have the hill to die on.

This is a very important component. It allows cohesiveness for the community of true believers - because reasonable people shun them.

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Rain_Dust
05/24/21 9:03:47 AM
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Dude at work is one. Says that space doesn't exist also. It's all a lie so they can take money and use it for satanic rituals. He also says that they sacrifice babies in order to summon hurricanes each year and all the people who die go to satan. Other than that he is a nice dude.

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thronedfire2
05/24/21 9:06:30 AM
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If the world was really flat cats would have knocked everything off of it by now

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Fluttershy
05/24/21 9:09:40 AM
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The fundamental core, as with most conspiracy theories, is having a "secret", being privy to knowledge that the masses can't handle, because you are exceptional. It doesn't matter what it is, just that you have the hill to die on.

nailed it. the idea on sale is that you know something others don't. that you're actually as smart as you think you are.

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Blue_Dream87
05/24/21 9:10:15 AM
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Its a Nazi conspiracy, they believe (((them))) having control over how we view the world feeds some psychic demons or some crazy shit like that.

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Thompson
05/24/21 9:10:55 AM
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Flat earth is a disk that has the north pole in the center, right?
So how does the north pole have six months of darkness and six months of light if the sun passess over the entire disk each day?

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TheRealDill2K1
05/24/21 9:15:35 AM
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Thompson posted...
Flat earth is a disk that has the north pole in the center, right?
So how does the north pole have six months of darkness and six months of light if the sun passess over the entire disk each day?

Have you checked the Flat Earth Society Wiki for their explanation?
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JlM
05/24/21 9:15:43 AM
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I'm convinced 95% of flat Earthers are just very committed trolls and that the other 5% are just mentally ill.
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BlackJackCat
05/24/21 9:53:52 AM
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It's stupid, but my assumption has always been (to their benefit) that they didn't actually believe that, and flat earth was just a metaphor for questioning the foundations of how people come to their conclusions. I want to believe it's an exercise in making people actually do research, rather than just take others at their word. Scientists say whatever, and people just take it at face value without looking at the research, which is readily provided, which is as dangerous as just taking a preacher's interpretation of the bible, which is readily provided, that sort of thing.

That's what I want to believe, because otherwise it's just mental defectiveness, pure and simple.

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monkmith
05/24/21 10:15:40 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4l9Y5OHqpk

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Notti
05/24/21 12:47:23 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/rWP011N.png

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmament

Daniel 4:20 The tree you saw, which grew large and strong, with its top touching the sky, visible to the whole earth

Genesis 1:68 Then God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. Thus God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament; and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. So the evening and the morning were the second day

Flat earthers believe it because its how they read the bible.

NASA (and the world) deny the flat earth BECAUSE they hate God.

These are literally the main reasons for their belief in a flat earth.

There are probably some flat earthers who don't' realize this basis, but the core of the flat earther movement is it is supposedly biblical, and any authority who denies a flat earth is doing it to spite God.

Any other goals of the conspiracy theory are secondary to this main one.

side note: (firmament = iron dome, the same name as Israel's rocket defense system)
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legendary_zell
05/24/21 12:58:01 PM
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It's a consequence of poor science education and a complete lack of faith in institutions, received knowledge, and gatekeepers. Plus like others say, some have religious motivations and most want to or benefit from feeling like they have secret knowledge that others are just too brainwashed to discover.

I don't think it's a coincidence that conspiracism has grown so much post Watergate, Vietnam, the collapse of the middle class, the financial crisis etc. People used to trust without investigating, but now people just trust different things after an incompetent Facebook group and Youtube based investigation.

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Guide
05/24/21 1:00:08 PM
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Notti posted...
side note: (firmament = iron dome, the same name as Israel's rocket defense system)

Huh. What I've heard from midwestern fundies is that the atmospheric ocean is the firmament, and it blocked out cosmic rays, which let people live to 400.

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sktgamer_13dude
05/24/21 1:01:56 PM
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Njolk posted...
One of the truck drivers at my work is a flat earther, he explained it all to me one day

Basically it's the ultimate conspiracy. All of the other theories tie into it, but they're just the tip of the iceberg.

For most flat earthers it is a religious thing -- the true world is flat, beneath the earth is another plane of existence (hell) and the stars and space are not what they say they are. They're unknowable heavenly objects in another plane (heaven). Beyond the edge of the world is a massive plain of ice inhabited by giant beasts

The reason NASA lies about this is because they have been corrupted by Satan, and by hiding the true nature of the world leads people away from god. The only people who actually know are the illuminati, who control NASA and everything, and the NASA agents just get paid hush money or something

Fucking what
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Notti
05/24/21 1:16:36 PM
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Guide posted...


Huh. What I've heard from midwestern fundies is that the atmospheric ocean is the firmament, and it blocked out cosmic rays, which let people live to 400.


There will naturally be tons of theories mixing bible verses (Genesis, Isaiah, Revelation, etc), and modern evidence, and different translations of the bible (different bible translations try to shift the translation a bit to emphasize or de-emphasize what they want to), and finally interpretations of those verses on top of all that.
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Questionmarktarius
05/24/21 1:21:15 PM
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Expanding Earth is where the real fun's at anyway.
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ThyCorndog
05/24/21 1:22:47 PM
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Idk if someone itt already said it, but I asked this question here before and got a (imo) satisfactory answer

the reasoning is that the known earth is only a small part of the whole earth and that there's more continents "they" are keeping hidden from us beyond the flat earth ice wall. so "they" have access to the land and resources that the rest of us don't

it's stupid but until then I thought it was just random with no real reason why

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LordFarquad1312
05/24/21 1:32:36 PM
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brestugo posted...
That's an easy one.

They want to undermine science. Undermining science allows the entry of superstition, religion and tradition each of which hold views contrary to science.
This

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Lorenzo_2003
05/24/21 1:35:48 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Most of the people are just mentally unwell and are being taken advantage of financially. It's pretty sad.

While that might be true, I think its as simple as lots of people having slept through their science classes when they were kids. That or it clashes with their religion.

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Questionmarktarius
05/24/21 1:38:23 PM
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brestugo posted...
They want to undermine science.
There's some semblance of science to it, which is why "flat" earth is shaped more like a sombrero.



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Joeydollaz
05/24/21 1:41:07 PM
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OP doesn't get it

they think EARTH is like Arizona Desert

not that is flat like a piece of paper

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05/24/21 1:46:39 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
While that might be true, I think its as simple as lots of people having slept through their science classes when they were kids. That or it clashes with their religion.

The majority probably isn't so isolated. Whole chunks of our country are still fundies who spent more time at church than in science classes.

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