Current Events > Cops pose as the darkside for Star Wars day.

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TheVipaGTS
05/06/21 2:33:54 PM
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they seriously need to up the IQ exams for these people lol.

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Tenlaar
05/06/21 2:36:02 PM
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The Rebels aren't good guys. Neither are the Jedi.
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TommyG663513
05/06/21 2:37:06 PM
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Whoever you are just own it. Got to respect that a little even though they're owning the reality that they're a bunch of thugs.

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TheVipaGTS
05/06/21 2:38:45 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
lol its just a star wars pic man cmon
Yea and its funny.

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SothaSil
05/06/21 2:44:27 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
The Rebels aren't good guys. Neither are the Jedi.
Now this is shitposting

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sktgamer_13dude
05/06/21 2:44:43 PM
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IHeartRadiation
05/06/21 2:53:52 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
lol its just a star wars pic man cmon
No it's no fun allowed for cops day

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/06/21 2:56:29 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Pose


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SwayM
05/06/21 2:57:48 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
No it's no fun allowed for cops day

Keyboard warriors really think they got em.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
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Criminalt
05/06/21 3:21:56 PM
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Maybe someone should tell cops that they're not supposed to restrain people with the Vader death grip.

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TheVipaGTS
05/06/21 5:37:48 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
No it's no fun allowed for cops day
Stop being asshurt and just laugh at something funny god damn.

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Njolk
05/06/21 5:39:03 PM
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What made the Empire evil, even?
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IHeartRadiation
05/06/21 5:42:27 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Stop being asshurt and just laugh at something funny god damn.
Hm.

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Smashingpmkns
05/06/21 5:43:36 PM
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The Empire being analogous to the Nazis doesn't mean they were the bad guys in modern America's eyes. They just have different opinions!
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mech dragon
05/06/21 5:44:36 PM
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So this is how they spend tax payers' dollars

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Xavier_On_High
05/06/21 6:02:03 PM
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War! The Republic is crumbling. There are some very fine people on both sides. Very fine.

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Strider102
05/06/21 6:02:59 PM
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But how's their aim?

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NoxObscuras
05/06/21 6:04:42 PM
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They should have put their best dancer in the Vader costume and made a video lol

https://m.imgur.com/SoHWYBK

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Wii_Shaker
05/06/21 6:06:30 PM
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Njolk posted...
What made the Empire evil, even?
It was literally ran by the most evil man in the galaxy.

They killed Owen and Beru who were innocent.

They killed innocent jawas.

They killed an unfathomable amount of people when they destroyed Alderaan.

Torture tactics.

And that's just in Episode 4.

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CADE FOSTER
05/06/21 6:16:03 PM
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they literally can do what ever they want and get away with it legal mafia tbh
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RustyFerret
05/06/21 6:18:30 PM
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SothaSil posted...
Now this is s***posting
The Jedi and Old Republic seemed pretty chill with allowing slavery though.
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IHeartRadiation
05/06/21 6:19:49 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
They should have put their best dancer in the Vader costume and made a video lol

https://m.imgur.com/SoHWYBK
Vader wasn't designed to move like that, the cape is too distracting to focus on those moves


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Wii_Shaker
05/06/21 6:20:16 PM
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RustyFerret posted...
The Jedi and Old Republic seemed pretty chill with allowing slavery though.
Yeah, the Jedi are not nearly as righteous as they are portrayed in the films.

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Blue_Target
05/06/21 6:20:59 PM
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What_
05/06/21 6:29:42 PM
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cops seem to be as a living embodiment of a dad joke
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SSJPurple
05/06/21 7:07:42 PM
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They even did #pewpew

Yeah if yall spent less time pewpewing people that didnt need to be shot people wouldnt but so upset with our law enforcers

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TheVipaGTS
05/06/21 7:30:41 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
They even did #pewpew

Yeah if yall spent less time pewpewing people that didnt need to be shot people wouldnt but so upset with our law enforcers
But thats how cops get off.

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Tenlaar
05/06/21 8:02:30 PM
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SothaSil posted...
Now this is shitposting

RustyFerret posted...
The Jedi and Old Republic seemed pretty chill with allowing slavery though.

Wii_Shaker posted...
Yeah, the Jedi are not nearly as righteous as they are portrayed in the films.
Yep. I know it rustles Rebel's jimmies like no other, but the Jedi were just a different set of space fascists. As soon as somebody doesn't follow the commands of their religious order they just highjack their minds like some god damned mind rapists, if they're lucky. If not then the fucking light sabers go slicery slice.
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SothaSil
05/06/21 8:30:46 PM
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The Jedi could only officially operate in Republic space, slavery existed outside the Republic. Not really under their jurisdiction. Blame the Republic for standing by, sure, but they also didn't want to risk war with the Hutts and cartels. Also, the Republic is not the Rebels, who Tenlaar said were bad too. But "totalitarian fascist regime that commits multiple genocides, enslaves people, subjects everyone to an oppressive surveillance state, and rules the galaxy with an iron grip" is totally as bad as "people who oppose that."

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PMarth2002
05/06/21 8:35:57 PM
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Njolk posted...
What made the Empire evil, even?

they blew up a planet....

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ThyCorndog
05/06/21 8:37:37 PM
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people who go to bat for the empire are p sus

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Verdekal
05/06/21 8:38:53 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HO70-Rk3jE

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Vicious_Dios
05/06/21 8:39:47 PM
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SwayM posted...
Keyboard warriors really think they got em.


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CelestialVoices
05/06/21 8:40:15 PM
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RustyFerret
05/06/21 9:19:02 PM
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Didn't the Jedi hunt down and exterminate an entire group of people (Sith)? Part of Palpatine's whole plan was getting revenge on the Jedi because of that.
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SothaSil
05/06/21 9:20:29 PM
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RustyFerret posted...
Didn't the Jedi hunt down and exterminate an entire group of people (Sith)? Part of Palpatine's whole plan was getting revenge on the Jedi because of that.
Is this a joke post

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ArchNemo
05/06/21 9:21:56 PM
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I defend cops all the time but holy moley, who runs their PR department?

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Joel95
05/06/21 9:23:24 PM
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What_
05/06/21 9:24:24 PM
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Joel95 posted...
https://twitter.com/DeathStarPR/status/1267336374878797824
Death star PR sounds like its a run by Trump
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KobeSystem
05/06/21 9:26:50 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
people who go to bat for the empire are p sus

Future police officers of America

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fuming
05/06/21 9:31:05 PM
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Notice how literally everyone defending the empire is just saying the other side bad too like a baby brain. The empire is meant to be evil. The empire is meant to be the united states in the Vietnam war, they are meant to be villains. Whether you find anyone else to be righteous, there is zero case for them to be so and nothing in the films supports that they are. It is actually very much fitting for American police to dress as the foot soldiers for the analogy to the American empire, however, so lol
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ArchNemo
05/06/21 9:39:01 PM
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fuming posted...
Notice how literally everyone defending the empire is just saying the other side bad too like a baby brain. The empire is meant to be evil. The empire is meant to be the united states in the Vietnam war, they are meant to be villains. Whether you find anyone else to be righteous, there is zero case for them to be so and nothing in the films supports that they are. It is actually very much fitting for American police to dress as the foot soldiers for the analogy to the American empire, however, so lol

Yeah I mean, the Empire is literally evil. The Emperor is a practioner of an evil religion and his underlings all exemplify the qualities of said evil religion.

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SothaSil
05/06/21 9:39:33 PM
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Yeah like, liking the Empire and enjoying the bad guys is one thing. Making arguments in-universe for them not being evil fascists is...uh...

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Blightzkrieg
05/06/21 9:44:38 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
The Empire being analogous to the Nazis doesn't mean they were the bad guys in modern America's eyes. They just have different opinions!
The Empire is also intentionally analogous to America itself (and the British Empire, among probably lots of other influences). So really, the cops kind of get it.

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