Poll of the Day > Got my first dose of covid vaccine :D

(+) Yeah! (+)

Ooooh yeah, commence the tracking daddy Bill Gates.

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we tricked another one!

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My arm is starting to hurt

Just means the 5G Jewish space laser radiation tracking chip is working extra good!

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have the nanomachines mapped your entire body yet? i hear they attack the spine first, so in 10 years you can't think, walk or remember anything, ok?

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Aculo posted...

have the nanomachines mapped your entire body yet? i hear they attack the spine first, so in 10 years you can't think, walk or remember anything, ok?

Jokes on them. I couldn't remember one day to the next before my shots.

Same, I got mine like 4 hours ago.
I feel like upgrading to windows 10 for some reason.

My DNA is being rewritten as we speak

I am become Bill Gates

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Why does Bill Gates have so many blood clots

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Jokes on you, the vaccine is packed with steroids and now you'll get swole. Checkmate liberals

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Clench281 posted...

Jokes on you, the vaccine is packed with steroids and now you'll get swole. Checkmate liberals

You mean Ill lose my soft soyboy body? Nooooo

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Real talk? I'd have been thrilled with a society of futas resulting from this vaccine. Alas, it's not meant to be, and that's also OK.

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Entity13 posted...

Real talk? I'd have been thrilled with a society of futas resulting from this vaccine. Alas, it's not meant to be, and that's also OK.

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papercup posted...

My arm is starting to hurt

Yeah everyone talked about how their arm hurt but I kind of underestimated how much that was going to suck.

rjsilverthorn posted...

Yeah everyone talked about how their arm hurt but I kind of underestimated how much that was going to suck.

Yeah, I can't reasonably lift my elbow above my shoulder.

Got my first one today too. :D


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Also, I have barely any soreness. Guess I got lucky this time.

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My arm was sore when it got touched, but not any other time. A day after I got it my girlfriend came up and kissed me on my arm like a real quick dart kiss and literally hit the exact spot I got the shot and my whole arm went numb. I dont think she did it on purpose, but if she did it was impressive

Congrats. Sore arm was the worst for me. But my husband felt sick for a few days. Be prepared for some rest.

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I felt high for a bit which was weird, coupled with some brain fog

@RCtheWSBC and some others also got that interesting side effect

moderna

must be the nanobots swarming into our brain

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My stupid boss at work said that he heard, he doesnt know if its true, but he heard that people who got the vaccine are setting off alarms at stores and Im like Jesus fuckin Christ

MICHALECOLE posted...

My stupid boss at work said that he heard, he doesnt know if its true, but he heard that people who got the vaccine are setting off alarms at stores and Im like Jesus fuckin Christ

What alarms? The Brain Cell Detectors?

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MICHALECOLE posted...

My stupid boss at work said that he heard, he doesnt know if its true, but he heard that people who got the vaccine are setting off alarms at stores and Im like Jesus fuckin Christ

God, I wish we had batteries that were that powerful and that small.

So far no headache or anything, just my arms and legs are all sore.

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Soreness through various parts of the body can be one symptom. Not the worst one, I don't think, but at least you're able to confirm your body is reacting to the vaccine.

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How's it feel to have a 5 g towers injected into you?

And what was Bill Gates like when he injected you?

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JOExHIGASHI posted...

How's it feel to have a 5 g towers injected into you?

And what was Bill Gates like when he injected you?

It's really neat. But bees just drop dead within 20 feet of me for some reason.
And he was pretty cool, nothing at all like I expected.

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Yeah, I still have soreness in my arm after 24 hours. Uggggh, I wanted to cook.

Soreness is worse today, but nothing I can't live with.

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I'm getting my second dose tomorrow! 5g here I come!

When I got my second shot a couple weeks ago, the pharmacist and I were chatting about how people have a long history of making illness more interesting than they need to, in spite of the efforts of some people. Everything from the actual hand and face washing practices of the middle ages to going back to Rome or further when people threw their refuse out the window with little regard to who was out there.

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Getting my first dose tomorrow morning and the second towards the end of May

So I've heard from some that this hurts worse than a regular flu shot? Is that true?

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Two days later and the pain is gone. My transformation is complete, I am a beautiful butterfly!

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papercup posted...

Two days later and the pain is gone. My transformation is complete, I am a beautiful butterfly!

An image of Dr. Girlfriend in her monarch outfit is so tempting right now.

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rjsilverthorn posted...

Yeah everyone talked about how their arm hurt but I kind of underestimated how much that was going to suck.

For me, my arm hurt more when I got a pneumonia vaccine a couple years ago. I could barely move it at all that time.

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